The Singh Random Town Jump -- Announcement Regarding Photobucket's New Policy

[Trip]

Come on Leah, honeybees are your true enemy.

And somehow I manage to go through one notebook a semester. You take sparse notes and use your page space well.

[karlissa]

(Initiating true compliment sequence) I loved that chapter especially the "Take that stalker lady" part.

[Beezy]

Come on Leah, honeybees are your true enemy.

And somehow I manage to go through one notebook a semester. You take sparse notes and use your page space well.

WHOA! I can't even cram all the info for ONE subject into a notebook. 

..and Leah thanks you for that knowledge..

(Initiating true compliment sequence) I loved that chapter especially the "Take that stalker lady" part.

Leah: (initiating flatter sequence) Thank you karlissa, I'm glad you liked the chapter. That stalker lady sure learned her lesson BEEP!

[Beezy]

Next chapter is coming soon, in the meantime, here's a funny thing invloving Leah that popped up in my game!

[Beezy]

Chapter 43: Dimitri Ivanov: Ladiesman



Marilyn ages to Young Adult, and it's her graduation.

Anita: Dawn, dear, why are you wearing your wedding dress?

Dawn: Watcher was too lazy to change my formal wear. *glares*

"Hehe.."



"Still, you look very pretty."

Gilberto: I can vouch for that.

Dawn: Whatever..hey, where's Leah?



Leah: [intiating typical insane child sim sequence] Haha, fairy bear, would you like to have a tea party? We will discuss plans to DESTROY THE SPECIES OF HONEYBEES. MUAHAHAHA

Fairy Bear: Help me.

Dawn: Leah, change into your formal wear!

Leah: [intiating stupid sequence] This is my formal wear mama.

Graduation goes pretty well, Marilyn doesn't win any awards though.



She soon gets a job as a Private Investigator.

Leah: [intiating curious sequence] Aunt Marilyn, why do you look so angry?

Marilyn: I got called for a case from your cousin Giovanni, his mouthwash was missing. He thought Max stole it. He did, and guess what his excuse was?

Leah: [intiating question sequence] What? Oh, and Giovanni smells a lot like bananas. I don't want to sit next top him anymore.

Marilyn: You're creepy. He said he stole it because it was chocolate-cake flavored. WHO LIKES CAKE?!

Leah: [intiating sarcastic sequence] Uncle Max does.

Marilyn: Shut up.



Oh, and by the way, this is Giovanni Singh. Max and Tera's son.



Leah: [intiating singing sequence] I mean it's crazy-

Doll: What?

Leah: We finish each other's-

Doll: Sandwiches.

Leah: That's what I was gonna say!



It's soon Dawn's birthday.

Leah: [intiating rap sequence] Go mommy, it's your birthday! This party's like your birthday!

Dawn: It is my birthday Leah. You're crazy.

Leah: [intiating ignore sequence]

Marilyn: Finally!



Dawn: How do I look?

Marilyn: …..

Leah: [intiating compliment sequence] You look splendid mother.

Dawn: Thanks Leah.



It's also Aaron's birthday!

Aaron: *epic exhale*




Aaron: Why did you give me long hair?

"Because it looks good on you."

Marilyn, Anita, Gilberto, Gavin, and Dawn decide to spend the weekend in Isla Paradiso.



They soon leave.

Dawn: Aaron, I'm trusting you to make sure Leah doesn't accidentally burn the house down.

Aaron: Okay.



Aaron: I'm gonna need a few friends to help me watch over Leah.

"If you want to throw a party just tell me."

Aaron: This isn't a party! It's just..a social gathering.

"That's what a party is."

Aaron: Oh shut up. Hello, is this Dimitri Ivanov? I'm going to be having a party tonight. Can you spread the word?

"Liar."



Aaron: Listen Leah, I'm gonna be having some friends over, so don't embaress me m'mkay?

Leah: [intiating accept sequence] Okay.



Soon enough, the guests arrive.

Etta the Maid: What the-?! Is this why you asked me to stay?

Aaron: Yes, it's gonna be a huge mess afterwards.



Dimitri Ivanov flirts with all the girls there, and Anita Lobos even autonoumusly kisses him.



Then, when Anita is chatting with Christel, another party-goer, Dimitri slow-dances with Susie Broke.



And, when Susie isn't looking, he dances with Anita again. Just like that episode in Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. Ah, childhood shows of the early 2000's.



Other teens flirt too, Perry David and Tatiana Ivanov hold hands the entire night.

The party is a modest success, and the police didn't show up.



"Leah, what are you doing?"

Leah: [intiating answer sequence] Looking for bees! Ooh, I see one! It's ugly too!



"No, that's just Elaine Joy.."

Elaine: What's up there?



Leah: [intiating owned sequence] Take that ugly bee!

"Wait, how did you change clothes so fast?"

Leah: [intiating cockiness sequence] A magician never reveals her secrets.



Elaine: Urrgh! Not my hat!

Leah: [intiating sass sequence] That will teach you to not mess with the queen lady!

[RaiaDraconis]

Hey now, that's not nice to dump water on a pregnant lady! Maybe unless it's the dead of summer and she needs to cool off a bit...

[Beezy]

Hey now, that's not nice to dump water on a pregnant lady! Maybe unless it's the dead of summer and she needs to cool off a bit...

Indeed. 

[Serenity S.]

I'd actually like to have water dumped on me. Heck, in Southern Finland where I live, it has been nothing but sun and heat for five days and my skin has burned twice.

[Beezy]

I'd actually like to have water dumped on me. Heck, in Southern Finland where I live, it has been nothing but sun and heat for five days and my skin has burned twice.

Whoa! Isn't Finland near Greenland though? I thought it would be cold up there.

[Beezy]

Chapter 44: Marilyn's Mishap



Marilyn: Look, I'm calling my boyfriend Maximus over, so don't embaress me.

Gavin: I feel like you were just born only a few months ago, you're already a young adult..

Marilyn: Um, I was born a few months ago..

Gavin: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Dawn: I think you should be worrying about you embaressing yourselves. I'm going to see if Leah painted our window rainbow again.

"What?"

Gavin: Long story.

Marilyn: Hello, Maximus? Oh, I love you too sweetie. Come over here! I want to see you.



Maximus: Hello Marilyn.

Marilyn: (OMG HE LOOKS SO HOT IN THAT SHIRT) Hi Maximus!



Maximus: Man, I've missed you so much! Laurel has been-

Marilyn: Laurel?

Maximus: Um, yeah. My ex-girlfriend. She keeps bothering me.

Marilyn: Oh, I'm so sorry!

Maximus: You're too sweet.

Two minutes later..



Marilyn: Let's woohoo!



Both: Woohoo time!

"I haven't used that joke since Bridgeport."



Maximus: You're so cute!

Marilyn: No, you're so cute!

This goes on for many hours.



Once they get out of the bed, I see this oh no. Oh no. OH NO!

Maximus: Ah, Laurel gave me such a nice ring.

Marilyn: WHAT?! You're married?

Maximus: Yes, but I hate Laurel.



Maximus: See you later Marilyn!

Marilyn: Wait-

"Too late, he's gone."



Aaron: Ugh. School.

Leah: [intiating what what sequence] Hooray. School! New faces to meet and more bees to kill.

Aaron: You need to see a doctor you lunatic.

Leah: [intiating "Oh no you didn't sequence"] HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A LUNATIC! YOU WILL PAY! *runs in school*

Aaron: Can't I just have a normal sister? Is that too much to ask?

"Yes."



Leah does make a new friend though, Darrick Lobos. She even invites him home.

Leah: [intiating comedy sequence] *robotic voice as always* Don't you just love money?

Darrick: Yup.

Leah: I know right? I love money more then I love KILLING BEES.

Darrick: …

Needless to say, Darrick doesn't stay that long.



Marilyn: ..and so then, he leaves the room, and says he maried to Laurel! And just leaves me be.

Dawn: Mm Mm Mm.

Leah: [intiating complaint sequence] Can you stop that, it's like I'm listening to a soap opera.

Aaron: For once, you make sense. I feel like I'm listening to garbage.

Dawn and Marilyn: …



We have double birthdays, first Gilberto.

Dawn: Hon, can you go turn the AC up oh wait your aging up.

Gilberto: Sure.



Dawn: Huh, you just got a lot more wrinkley all of the sudden.



Next is Leah's.

Leah: [intiating exhale sequence]




Leah: [intiating ew sequence] Ew. These clothes.

"I'll get you some new ones."



Leah: [intiating creepy sequence] Yay.

"AHHH!"



Leah: [intiating cool kid sequence] I got swag.



Marilyn: Ugh, I feel sick.

"OH NO-"



Marilyn: BLEH!

"Could this mean..?"

Marilyn: We'll have to wait and see.



Marilyn: Yep, it's true. Oh gosh, what will I tell Maximus?

"I don't know. Man, it's like Rae and Max all over again."



Marilyn: Hi Maximus.

Maximus: Hey girl.

Marilyn: Guess what?

Maximus: What?

Marilyn: I'm pregnant.



Maximus: Yay! I'll go break up with Laurel right now. *walks away*

Marilyn: What just happened?



Yeah, Maximus' ex-wife was Laurel Grisby. I get a pop-up that they broke up, so I guess that's all over.

Crisis averted!

[RaiaDraconis]

So wait, Maximus had just married Laurel when Maximus and Marilyn...? Yipes. That doesn't exactly say positive things about his relationship with Laurel now, does it?

Leah turned into a serious beauty. Nutty as a squirrel, but very pretty. Your characters are way too much fun.

[Beezy]

So wait, Maximus had just married Laurel when Maximus and Marilyn...? Yipes. That doesn't exactly say positive things about his relationship with Laurel now, does it?

Leah turned into a serious beauty. Nutty as a squirrel, but very pretty. Your characters are way too much fun.

Thanks! Laurel and Maximus had been together since the start of the file, after they aged up, they still remained together, and even had a kid named Jaime. (I posted a pic of her in the original townie thread) They eventually married, and that's when Maximus cheated on her.

[Lisa46]

I've been a silent reader of this for a long time, and it is so, so funny! Obviously it is too much to ask, Aaron. This is the Singhs we're talking about!

[Beezy]

I've been a silent reader of this for a long time, and it is so, so funny! Obviously it is too much to ask, Aaron. This is the Singhs we're talking about!

Thanks! The Singhs will never be normal. 

[Serenity S.]

Whoa! Isn't Finland near Greenland though? I thought it would be cold up there.

No, it isn't. Greenland locates near Canada, and Finland is in Europe.

In winter, it's indeed cold. In Northern Finland it can be -20 °C at Christmas, but in the south, where I live, about once in three years is so-called "musta joulu", translates to "black Christmas", when there either hasn't snowed or it has melted by Christmas. Similarly, summers are cooler in the north, and warmer in the south. When I said I'd like to have water poured on me, it had been a five-day heat wave, but now it's not so hot anymore.