Chapter 16: The Argument In The Living Room
Christa: A nice leader needs clean hands.
Christa: AHHHH!!! STUPID SINK! I'm never using you again!
Christa: Ugh...Now I'm all wet. Wait...is that a...rubber band?! Someone did this. I'll deal with this later. I have to go pee.
Christa: Ugh! Stupid toliet! Why won't you flush?
Christa: AHHH!! I'm covered in toliet water! I need to shower now!
Christa: *singing* Hey!
Don't listen to a word I say
Hey!
The screams all sound the same
Hey!
Though the truth may vary
This ship will carry our- Wait, why is the water purple?
Christa: OH.MY.GOD. I'm going to kill whoever did this. MIA!
Mia: Yes Mistress Christa?
Christa: Meet me in our room. We got some investigating to do.
Christa: Somebody has been messing with my bathroom. They have been pranking the place, setting traps everywhere. I want you to investigate, see who did this.
Mia: Of course Mistress Christa. I'll get to work right away. By the way, you got fan mail.
Christa: From who?
Mia: A lady named
saltpastillen. She wanted to know how you are doing.
Christa: Aww...That's nice of her. Tell her that someone has been messing with my bathroom, but otherwise, I'm fine.
Mia: Yes Mistress Christa.
Meanwhile...
Allen: Come on! Don't be a wimp! Do only 70 more chin-ups! You want to impress Shante right?
Kenneth: *GASP* R-Right. *WHEEZE* THIS IS FOR YOU SHANTE! *passes out*
Allen: Did I work him too hard................? Nah.
Meet Derell Lemuel-Gregario. Son of Ursula Lemuel and Ricardo Gregario. The boy he's carrying is his younger brother, Jerry.
Carley: Hi Derell. How's Jerry?
Derell: He's fine. His birthday is coming soon. How are you? I like your rebellious look.
Carley: *blushes* Thanks.
Jerry: Uh, hello? I've got a stinky diaper here!
Derell: Ignore him, he's like that.
Carley: Nah..It's ok. Talking to you with him around is worth it. Anyways...I've been thinking a lot. About you.
Derell: I think about you too.
Carley: I would like it if we...you know..
Derell: I would like that too.
Carley: Anyways I'm kind of cold....Is this okay?
Derell: It's more than okay Car.
Carley: Good.
"Awww..."
Jerry: Hello? Dirty Diaper?
Derell: Not now Jerry.
Later...
Mia: I found something Mistress Christa.
Christa: What is it?
Mia: It's a picture of a girl, she has blonde hair, and a nice smile.
Christa: That's Shante, Kenneth's girlfriend. He has 47 photos of her. He always carries them with him. He must've dropped one. It was him who did it.
Mia: That's not all, I found a strand of hair, it's Carley's hair color.
Christa: That jerk....Here's what we do. We round everyone up. Everyone. We'll see who loses it first.
Later..
Carley: Why are we here?
Kenneth: Yeah, I'm gonna be late for my date with Shante!
Christa: I don't care. We here to talk about some recent..."events" that occured in my bathroom.
Carley: ...What...?
Christa: Some one has been setting up traps in it. My sink sprayed me, so did my toilet. And my shower turned my hair purple.
Kenneth: Maybe your hallucinating. It happens to people when they go crazy with power.
Christa: Shut up. But here's where you two get involved. Mia found a strand of hair, Carley's hair, in the bathroom. She also found a photo of your stupid girlfriend.
Kenneth: Hey! You will not speak of Shante like that! She makes straight A's!
Christa: I don't care. So, we have a huge suspicion it was you two. So, Kenneth, Carley, have you two got something you want to say?
Carley: Back off.
Christa: Your in no position to make demands.
Carley: I said back off!
Christa: Okay then, I see your not cooperating. Kenneth?
Kenneth: Christa, you need to chill out! It's just a prank! Your acting like we killed your dog!
Christa: Just a prank? Changing the color of my hair, spraying me with disgusting toliet water is a prank? Those are cruel. We have evidence. You two did it.
Carley: Forget evidence! Stop treating us like this!
Christa: Shut up Carley! I've heard enough out of you!
Mia: Mistress Christa, I really think you should stop this. It's not worth it. We can do this another way.
Christa: I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that Mia. You'll see your punishment later.
Carley: Stop this! Your torturing her!
"This is fun! Keep it up guys!" *munches popcorn*
Kenneth: Now I'm gonna be very late. I'm out of here.
Christa: Your not leaving-
Carley: You think your some tough jerk don't you? Like no one can mess with you? But your just a scared little girl! Yes, we pranked you. Get over it. Can't you be nice for once?
Christa: ...
