Chapter 1: A Pregnancy While Performing Meet Priscilla and Matias Singh, a poor performing couple living in the suburbs of Starlight Shores, a town largely ignored by simmers. They-
Matias: Oh will you shut up with the narration already, and get to the point?
"Um, rude."
Priscilla: Why is their quotation marks around your words?
"It shows I'm talking. Anyway, as I was saying; they will be participating in the amazing Random Town Jump Challenge,
created by judewright-"
Matias: Wow! A Random Town Jump! We get to visit other places instead of being stuck here in Starlight Shores with the glitchy Simport shows-
"OH MY GOD! WILL STOP INTERRUPTING ME?!"
Matias: ..
"Anyway, do you two know what to do first for this challenge?"
Priscilla: Um..
Matias: We..uh..
"Let me just do it for you."
*CLICK*
Priscilla: Oh Matias, you look so
hot all of the sudden.
Matias: Um, so do you.
*CLICK*
Priscilla: Woohoo time!
Priscilla: Out of the way little girl! Me and that hottie over there need to woohoo.
Papergirl: Oh woohoo? My Mommy and Daddy do it all the time-
"AND that's enough information."
Matias: Honey, did you just hear chimes?
Priscilla: Chimes? What chimes? Wind chimes?
"I've never seen a sim so ignorant..After your done, it's time for makeovers."
Priscilla: Oh, this is so cool! Is this shirt what's it called.....custard condiment?
"You've never been played before haven't you? It's called
custom content. And that's not even CC. It's from the store."
Priscilla: What? You mean...like a grocery store?
"Nevermind."
Matias: I look so young for my age.
"Your only a YA."
Matias: What's a ya?
"I should've chosen the Elsons instead...Now, you guys have to perform, we need some money!"
Matias: Waaaabbaaaa nomessssyy graabbb momesy grab you..oh oh oh....
Repoman: BOO! YOU STINK! If you sing anymore I'll come over to your house and steal your stuff!
Matias: I take this as my cue to leave.
Priscilla: Please....can anyone watch me? Please?! PLEASE?! *sobs*
Merecedes: That woman is like
sooo... lame.
Guy who's name I forgot: I have something better than that woman.
Merecedes: What is it?
Guy who's name I forgot: Flowers!
Merecedes: Ooohh...I thought you were engaged to Sadie though...
Guy who's name I forgot: Sadie? Who's Sadie? I don't know no Sadie!
Priscilla: Why are the people here such
idiots..Matias: Earn any money?
Priscilla: No. You?
Matias: None.
Matias: Oh well....We'll make it. It always hard to get famous....
"Priscilla, I got you a gig at Verde Park tomorrow evening."
Priscilla: Yay!
The next morning....Priscilla: Ugh....Was it the salad?
"No, your pregnant."
Priscilla: You can get pregnant in this game?
Priscilla: My first performance....wait, where's the crowd? There's only one person.
Wayne: Oh yeah! Go Magical Woman!
Priscilla: Oh great, I'm pregnant.
"Before the show even started?! Oh no! What will we do?"
DUN DUN DUN.....