Chapter 62: A Record is Broken
The Singhs arrive in Sunset Valley, and this is no ordinary arrival. With four locations (Riverview, Hidden Springs, Twinbrook, and Sunset Valley), Chanel has traveled to the most towns out of any family member. She's six days away from breaking Gilberto's record on the longest living Singh.
Josh joins the Culinary Career, his goal is to reach the top! Shirley joins the medical career at the Hospital.
Shirley and Josh quickly get to work.
Both: Woohoo time!
Chasity: Um, who are you? You've been living in our house for the past two days.
Alecia: I'm Owen's friend, he brought me with him.
Chasity: WHAT?! Owen snuck you in with us? We need to have a talk!
Alecia: Ugh, it's nothing! Don't worry about it!
Chasity: Fine! I'll keep you, but only because I was a fan of Piper Jones-Brown.
Josh: Ahh..sweet dreams..I'm floating on a cloud bathed in sunshine..
Shirley: Oh no, I knew I shouldn't have played Mario Kart while upside down! *vomits*
The next morning, Owen and Alecia attend school, but Owen met a new friend.
Owen: I swear, there's nothing going on between me and River McIrish!
Alecia: Sure.
Bus Driver: Sister, you better ditch him! He's a liar and a cheater!
Alecia: Thanks Bus Driver!
Owen: Um, Miss Bus Driver? You just ran a stop sign.
Bus Driver: Oh no! *swerves*
Alecia: Eek!
Owen: You almost drove us off a cliff.
Bus Driver: Alright, I have a confession to make. I never passed my driver's test.
Owen: Wait, does school even teach you how to bring people back from the dead? I really want to revive Gina. I don't see how learning about polyatomic ions is going to help that.
Alecia: I should have stayed in Twinbrook. This is the worst decision I've made since voting Jennifer Hudson off of American Idol.
Josh: Eek! Fire! Fire!
Alecia: Why, just why?!
$650: Yo, what's up?
Josh: You know what they say, money talks!
*BADUMTSHH*
Alecia: I'm literally so done.
Shirley: And I'm literally carrying someone.
Alecia: I quit! Enough of these rhymes!
Shirley: Better luck next time!
Alecia: STOP IT!
Patrick: VOMIT!
Alecia: I'm going back inside.
Patrick: My new experiments are not working out that well.
"I can tell."
Other than conducting experiments, Patrick organizes protests in front of the City Hall. Most likely against the new Mayor, Vita Alto. Among the attendees are two of Josh's colleagues: Emma Hatch and Molly French.
Crowd: *chanting* Are we happy? Heck no! No more of Miss Vita Alto!
Ayesha: I know we're not happy, but I brought confetti.
Molly: Um, I shouldn't have worn my work clothes to this.
Emma: *waves sign erratically* Wait? Why are we protesting in front of the hot dog stand? *hits Simis with her sign*
Simis: Stop it! I almost dropped my balloon!
Yellow Lady: Can ya'll get out of the way? I just want some hot dogs.
Shirley binges on watermelons and pregnancy books. We have only had two female heirs, and I think we need more.
Her craving brings on a challenge for Josh, who finds himself frying salmon and baking cookies at four in the afternoon.
Things don't get better for Alecia, as Owen invited River McIrish over to their house.
River: I can run faster than you.
Alecia: Kindergarten called, they want their shoes back.
River: YOU!
Owen: I miss Gina.
River: You have a really nice house, Owen.
Owen: Thanks! *YAWN* Homework makes me sleepy.
Alecia: I can't believe I'm sitting on the floor. Owen, let me sit with you! You barely know this girl!
River: You're sitting there because you'll always be ranked below me. Owen likes me more.
Alecia: Why don't you stop running your mouth and go run off a cliff?
River: What?! Do you want me to throw my pencil at you Agnes wannabe?
Agnes: Shut up Base Game girl!
Owen: I love how you all get along! It's just like Aunt Essie and Gina!
Shirley: Hello, I haven't seen you before! Can you help me get rid of the snakes in the backyard?
River: Um, no thank you. I like thinking about rivers.
Alecia: Of course you do dummy.
River: Alecia, you're not funny.
Josh: Aw, looks like Alecia and that new girl are getting along!
Josh has been working on his cooking skill, he's already at level seven.
Chanel: I don't know about you Chasity, but out of all the towns I've visited, this one is the most quiet.
Chasity: Yeah, the people here are actually..normal?
"That's Sunset Valley for you, it's the most plain town there is!"
Shirley: Oh no! It's coming!
Patrick: Josh and I look like twins.
Shirley: Shut up and take me to a hospital!
"Are you seriously making her drive? What the heck is wrong with you?!"
Josh: Hey! Cooking all day exhausts the biceps, I need a break.
Shirley: Whatever.
Everyone welcome Mickey Singh!
Despite staying in the swing all day, Mickey throws constant tantrums. The family finds itself deprived of sleep due to his loud cries.
The only person willing to help him is Chanel; who so far, is the only Singh in history to interact with their great-grandchild. With the clock striking midnight, Chanel has officially broken Gilberto's record of the oldest Singh. She's now 120 days old.
Chanel: I've seen many things in my life, but a baby this loud is not one of them.
Mickey becomes a toddler, and is now friends with his great-grandmother. This a Singh first.
