Chapter 21: Kenneth Singh, Ghost HunterElderhood has finally hit Jessica.
Jessica: Weeeeee!! I hate this.
Jessica: I hate this hair, it feels like there is a 10 pound weight on the left side of my head.
Kenneth's a ghost hunter. Time to get rid of these pesky sprirts!
Kenneth: So long ghosties!
White Ghost: RED! YOU GAVE OUR LOCATION AWAY! AND NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DONE.
Red Ghost: My brain died along with me. I like peanuts dipped in onion sauce.
White Ghost: Your so-
White Ghost: AHHHHH!!! I'M GETTING BANISHED! CURSE YOOOOOOUUU *is banished*
Yellow Ghost: My good looks died with me.
Red Ghost: Hey, it's the pizza man! OOOH, he's got a fancy gadget too! I wonder if it summons pizzas...OOH! I want anchovy!
Red Ghost: Ooooh, hehe! That tickles! He must be transporting the pizza into my body.
Cressida Wells: KILL! KILL! KILL! GO KENNETH! SQUISH EM' LIKE A BUG.
Kenneth: Your the most violent client.
Meanwhile...
Shante: Ouch, wait why are they dancing.
Mia, Jessica, and Allen: *in the tune of "Burn Baby Bur"*
PUSH BABY PUSH!Mia:
You can do it!Mia, Jessica, and Allen:
PUSH BABY PUSH!!Jessica:
There's nothin' to it!Please welcome Vince Singh.
Vince: Doing my infant stuff in style.
Vince may not be the only child of Kenneth and Shante, they've been gettting a little romantic lately..
Okay, actually a lot.
Shante: Feeding time!
Vince: Is this green goo even edible? Ew! You will so be hearing from my lawyers.
"Wow, anyways, Mia, Carley, and Derell all move out. Mia now lives with Big Hartley, and Carley and Derell purchased a nice little home to live in together."
And Shante joins the Medical Career as an Organ Donor. This is her work outfit. I guess their motto is:
Bridgeport Hospital: Taking Kidneys In Style!Soon, it's time for Vince's birthday. All the family comes...
Plus this incrediably intimidating mohawk woman. I mean look at her, she looks so scary.
Mohawk woman: *GROWL*
Derell: Hi Mohawk woman! Me and Carley are getting married!
Mohawk: *ROAR*
Mia and Derell: AHHHHH!!!
Vince: This cake is gross, you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Vince: These clothes are ugly. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
I quickly change Vince into some clothes that hopefully won't cause any lawsuits.