Chapter 16: In which the readers get bombarded with cute toddler pictures
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Billy: Your mummy spends her time fishing. Can you say fish?
Pasteur: Poisson!
Billy: We've got a way to go here . . .
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Pasteur: Bonjour mamie!
(good morning granny!)Jo: Good morning pasta! How's my little fusilli this morning?
Pasteur: Bien thanks, mamie. Papy a dit qu'il allait m'apprendre ą marcher aujourd'hui.
(good thanks, granny. Grandad said he'll teach me to walk today.)Betabee: Pasta?!
Jo: It seemed like a good shortening. Plus it means I have a variety of terms of endearment to choose from.
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Darwin: That's right Pasta. Come to Papy . . .
Betabee: How's he ever going to learn simlish properly if you keep speaking french to him?
Darwin: I'm not sure. At least we should be able to reduce it to franglais if we work at it . . .
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Pasteur: But Mamie, je ne veux pas apprendre l'anglais!
(But granny, I don't want to learn simlish!)![](http://www.carls-sims-3-guide.com/forum/gallery/albums/userpics/10499/chap_16_pic_5.jpg)
Jo: Fusillli, If you don't learn simlish you can't ever discuss your favourite foods again. Nachos, sandwiches- if you abandon simlish completely these concepts will be unspeakable.
Pasteur: Pourqoi?
(Why?)Jo: They're all words which are borrowed from simlish. If you forsake simlish, you forsake simlish loanwords also.
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Pasteur: True. Very well then- for my love of food I shall not abandon simlish.
Jo: Hang on- you were speaking perfect simlish there?!
Pasteur: Of course I can speak simlish, it's my mother tongue as a sim! I do vastly prefer french for its elegance though.
Betabee: Ladies and gentlemen of the forum, may I present Pasteur, a fine example of a jammie dodger?
Pasteur: You ain't seen nothing yet, watcher lady!
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Pasteur's first museum pieces. I think the photo captures some of his personality quite well.
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Jo: You're growing, pasta. I think my back's going to give out soon . . .
Pasteur: Petty jibes at my weight? Seriously, Mamie?
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Pasteur: You do forgive me for the whole french business, right?
Jo: Of course I do! You were teasing me, I was teasing you right back, Fusilli.
Pasteur: Okay. Love you, Mamie!
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Pasteur: Hello, people of the forum! My name is Pasteur, and this is my assistant Lapin. Today I am going to show you how to disappear using a toy-box. But in a few days, Mamie will let me use an oven, and I will bake you all muffins. Please send me your requests. But for now, Lapin and I shall vanish before your very eyes! Abracadabra!
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Betabee: We can still see you, you know.
Pasteur: Ah, but Lapin has vanished completely!
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Due to routing issues, I built a doghouse next to the pond. The dogs of the family will still have house access, but won't need to go in and block doorways.
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Billy's birthday arrived as the next significant event.
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Billy: Argh! Watcher, get me to a dresser before I get offered a job as a Legolas impersonator!
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Betabee: Why do you have less hair in outerwear than in your other outfits?
Billy: The toupee gets soaked in rain or snow, which is very uncomfy. In the end I gave up.
Betabee: You could try a hat . . .
Billy: NO! I saw the pics of Jon. I don't want a beanie hat!
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Betabee: Darwin, have you ever considered auditioning for the Wizard of Oz?
Darwin: Who's the Wizard of Oz?
Betabee: I'm not sure, but I've heard he is a Whiz of a Wiz if ever a Wiz there was!
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The next set of puppies are on their way, and with them, the first set of enigmatic clues to the next generation!
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Pasteur: Papa, why isn't mama here?
Billy: She's trying to complete a set of tasks so you and her and Papy can live for a very long time.
Pasteur: What about you and Mamie?
Billy: We . . . won't.
Pasteur: Is that why mama looks so sad?
Billy: Explain.
Pasteur: Parce que, she has to do so much for me and Papy and can't spend time with papa so much.
Billy: Quite possibly. You'll have your own set of tasks to compete, you know. But not until you're older.
Pasteur: Like making muffins for the nice forum people?
Billy: If you like.
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Pasteur: Don't worry, forum people- Lapin will help me make muffins! Isn't that right, Lapin? . . . Don't worry, forum people. I know you can't speak rabbit, but Lapin told me he'll help me make muffins.
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Franklin: I hear from your Mamie you've been having fun!
Pasteur: That's right, mama! I've been learning franglais, vanishing rabbits and dreaming up muffin recipes!
Franklin: Aww, my boy's been busy! Not too busy for a tickle, though!
Pasteur:
giggles uncontrollably![](http://www.carls-sims-3-guide.com/forum/gallery/albums/userpics/10499/chap_16_pic_21.jpg)
Billy: What do you think of the robot?
Pasteur: Okay. Not as good a toy as my Lapin though. I'd take a small bunny rabbit over a robot any day.
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Billy: Do you remember the last time we were doing this?
Franklin: Sure thing. I was a teen, and you still had hair.
Billy: I know. I can feel the cold on my head!
Franklin: I wish we had more time together. I wish I didn't have so many of these requirements.
Billy: You worry too much, Frankie. You have all your ops done, you're level 4 in medicine and the fish are coming along well. You'll make them in time.
Franklin: I understand that, but I still wish I had more time so I can spend some time with you before you go.
Billy: I have an idea that may help with that. . .
Franklin:
leans in . . .![](http://www.carls-sims-3-guide.com/forum/gallery/albums/userpics/10499/chap_16_pic_23.jpg)
CRASH!
Billy: oww. . .
Franklin: Maybe that wasn't such a good idea. . . How's your back?
Billy: I'll survive. I'll tell you what I was going to say later.
Franklin: OK. Better get off the ice before we properly do your back in, eh?
Billy: Good plan. OOh that smarts . . .
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Luckily Billy's back was fine enough to hold Pasteur for his birthday.
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Of course it would be cruel to end the chapter here. But this is my 25th screenshot, so . . .
Next time: Pasteur is a child, and Franklin finally gets to go to university! (just as the next EP is out.
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