The Blackburn Immortal Dynasty *Graveyard Please*

[Pyro0001]

Carter is actually oblivious to fact that Tyrone is a genius (he can be a little daft sometimes), and he thought that Tyrone was saying something else, that a normal toddler would say.

Oh, and yes, I am very happy that Chantelle's immortal!

[Pyro0001]

Hmm...I am thinking of creating a legacy (with Pinstar's rules) so if anyone has any interesting ideas for it then please PM me!

[Pyro0001]

CHAPTER TEN

Hank: Oh no…Mocha’s becoming old!

Chantelle: Please…Mocha! Quickly have children with a girl dog before you…



Chantelle: PLEASE Mocha! Aaaagghh.

Hank: Oh well, Mocha will never have children.

Chantelle: *Cries*



That morning

Hank: OK, I don’t need an explanation…you upgraded the house again.

Chantelle: Whaatt? With the constant stream of money flowing into our account, I could build Duckingham Palace!

Katie: Err, it’s Buckingham.

Chantelle: I’m a little deaf in this ear, speak a little louder next time.



Aerial of first floor



Aerial of second floor



That night

Katie: Tyrone, honey, it’s your birthday!

Tyrone: Mum! Really, I don’t appreciate being called bee regurgitation.



Tyrone: Oh great. This stupid sparkle dance. Oh well, bring on childhood!



Tyrone: Oh yuck. This outfit and hairstyle is definitely not me at all. Makeover time!



Tyrone: Oops. I forgot. Cake gorging time first! Om nom nom nom nom, mmm delicious…



Tyrone : Phew, now that I have reclaimed my maturity, here is my makeover!



Note: Tyrone’s child trait is Equestrian.

Chantelle: Tyrone, since you have been so responsible, here is your birthday present – a foal!

Tyrone: OMG! OMG…er…I mean…thank you, grandmother, for giving me this delight of an animal. I shall name him…Digit!



Digit: *Tremble*

Tyrone: Awww. Do you miss your mummy? Would you like some milk?



Later

Carter: Son, since you love Digit so much, I’ve built a little area for him to live in!

Tyrone: Wow, thanks dad! It looks a lot more sophisticated than those box stalls. Digit seems to love it too!



Tomorrow morning

Hank: Sassy! SASSY!!! Please…no!

Chantelle: Oh my god! Sassy! Wait…you! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

Grim: OK! But first, I’ll just reap your beloved animal’s soul. Muahahahaha!



Katie: G-gee! *Sniff* I didn’t know that Sassy could do that.

Hank: Please, give us one more day, to spend with our pet.

Grim: Umm…no. But don’t worry! The netherworld will be good for her! She can bond with the other dogs, sip milk by the fire…

Hank: I don’t care! Give Sassy back to us!

Grim: I’m going now.



Goodbye, my dear Sassy, we loved you then, we love you now and we will love you forevermore .





NEXT TIME: Birthdays

Note: Oh no! Sassy died! I still expected her to live at least another few days...

[RainBeau]

Sad for Sassy! But on the plus side...Tyrone is adorable! I like his style and he's so cute with the horse. They will grow up together and then Tyrone can ride him!

[Pyro0001]

CHAPTER ELEVEN

Katie: Tyrone, since you are so depressed about Sassy’s…passing, I have decided to allow you to finally go for a hike on the mountain!

Tyrone: Thanks mum. I’m sure I can finally find evidence of extra-terrestrials in one of meteorites. Look, here’s a small sample of one! My theory for it landing in Sunset Valley intact is that a large body collided with a…

Chantelle: That’s great Tyrone *Yawn*



That night

Digit: Whinny!

Chantelle: Ooh! It’s Digit’s birthday!



Tyrone: She looks beautiful!

Hank: Yeah, Digit certainly is a lovely horse.



Later

Tyrone: Fiddlesticks! This fishing is so hard! I…oh, I caught something! Oh no. It’s just another minnow.



Ghost Sassy: Wooooff…

Carter: SCREAM! *Grabs Chantelle’s arm*

Chantelle: Don’t worry, it’s just Sassy! She must be here to say hello to us!

Katie: B-but she’s a ghost!



The next afternoon

Tyrone: Hooray, my last Scout badge. But seriously, how can ‘Poodle Shampooing’ be useful in life?



That night

Tyrone: Finally! It’s my teen birthday! I can get a job, make out with my girlfriend, and wear cool clothes!



Tyrone: Aaghh! I have a girly hairstyle, stupid clothes, and a dumbfounded expression! But the worst of all, I can’t even see with all these sparkles.



Tyrone: This is better. I think that I looked way too pudgy in those other clothes.



Tyrone: Digit, I can finally ride you! Let’s go runnin’!



Tyrone: Oh no Digit! I'm talking like a yokel 



Later

Tyrone: Oh, wow. A unicorn. Want a carrot?



Tyrone: You’re a very good horse. I think I’m going to adopt you!



Tyrone: Hey! What is this, Nyan Cat or something? Why are rainbows coming out of your…posterior?



That night

Carter: It’s my birthday!

Chantelle: Good, maybe when you’re a little older you can get rid of that awful hairstyle!

Carter: What? You think MY hair’s bad! Look at Hank! He’s  a carroty haired…freak.

Chantelle: That’s not nice! He’s nearly, like, dead.





Katie: Heh heh, it’s now MY birthday!

Carter: Honey, are you OK?

Katie: Sorry, you just shined a torch in my eyes and now I’m, like, blind.



That morning

Elektrix: Sooo…Digit. Hi.

Digit: Hello.

Elektrix: You look amazing!

Digit: Thanks. Can I please eat my...

Elektrix: Umm…well…I’m a boy and you’re a girl…

Digit: Fine, let’s have some foal-boos.

Tyrone: Wow…horses are so humanlike! It’s like I can hear their voices!



Later

Carter: NO TYRONE!! BRAKE, BRAKE!!!!

Tyrone: IT’S NOT WORKING!!!

Carter: NO, THAT’S THE ACCELARATOR!!

Tyrone: WHAT?? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THAT SONIC BOOM!

Carter: STOP GOING THE SPEED OF SOUND AND SLOW DOWN!!!

Both: AAAAGGHH!!!



Digit: Neigh

Chantelle: Oh look! Digit’s pregnant!

Katie: I’m sure Carter and Tyrone would be happy, but they’re, like, in hospital.



NEXT TIME: Foals!

[RainBeau]

A laugh-out-loud update, as usual. Who is this girlfriend that Tyrone is so eager to make out with? I thought it was so funny that the unicorn was hitting on Digit and she just wanted to enjoy her hay!

[Pyro0001]

Who is this girlfriend that Tyrone is so eager to make out with?

Tyrone actually hasn't got a girlfriend yet in my game, there's only one teen girl in my town, named Natasha or something. I'm still trying to find her house though

[Pyro0001]

Oh no! I've got terrible news! I've failed this dynasty!

Katie actually drowned in the neighbourhood pool! Don't ask me why, she was perfectly happy and wasn't tired or starving or anything

Oh well. I actually am starting a new dynasty in Appaloosa Plains. That will probably be up soon. Also, I'm sorry that I can't change the name of this topic, I actually don't know how.

[Anna33]

Oh no! I am sorry to hear about your dynasty Looking forward to the next one.

[ladyaya]

Oh no! I've got terrible news! I've failed this dynasty!

Katie actually drowned in the neighbourhood pool! Don't ask me why, she was perfectly happy and wasn't tired or starving or anything

Oh well. I actually am starting a new dynasty in Appaloosa Plains. That will probably be up soon. Also, I'm sorry that I can't change the name of this topic, I actually don't know how.

You hit the modify button on the first post and change the subject name aka title. Doing it on any later post only changes the name of that post, not the whole thread.

[RainBeau]

Aw, I'm sorry Pyro! Did she have a harvester in her inventory? I've heard of that somehow drowning people.

[Pyro0001]

Aw, I'm sorry Pyro! Did she have a harvester in her inventory? I've heard of that somehow drowning people.

Hi Rosa. Katie didn't have a harvester in her inventory, all she had was the family car and a book.

You hit the modify button on the first post and change the subject name aka title. Doing it on any later post only changes the name of that post, not the whole thread.

Thanks, ladyaya! I'll go do that now

[RainBeau]

So weird. Can't imagine what would have caused it!