One Who Stands Alone
Arthur: Oh my god, what happened!?
Her: It was an accident, I swear!
Arthur: Ahhh!!! Fire!!! *cry and whimper*
Thor: Oh, for heaven's sake, Arthur! I'll gonna go help-
Thor: Ahhh!!!! Fire!!!!!
Her: *sigh* Men.
Her: Hey, I'm sorry about the fire. These things seem to happen all the time here.
Thor: Not a problem. I'm Thor. I take it your Arthur's girlfriend?
Her: Yeah. How do you know Arthur, again? Are you one of his actor buddies?
Thor: No. He saw me out in the park and invited me here to get some better clothes. It's kind of cold out there, in case you didn't notice.
Her: It
is winter, you know. Winter is known for being cold.
Thor: Haha, very funny.
Her: The closest down the hallway to your left.
Thor: Thanks.
Her: The drawer on the dresser get stuck sometimes. You'll just have to pull really hard.
Thor: Maybe you could've told me that before I landed butt-first on the floor!
Her: I could. But then it wouldn't have been funny.
Thor: Your support means a lot to me.
Her: You have to admit you look pretty good, though. See? Sleeves! Don't you love sleeves?
Thor: I kind of miss my vest, though.
Her: Who cares? Sleeves! Sleeves for everyone!
Thor: If you're done mocking my cold arms, let's go sit down somewhere.
Thor: So, does that fire stuff happen often?
Her: Often enough. I just hate it every time another fire starts.
Thor: I guess I can see how that gets old after a while.
Arthur: It's gets old even quicker when you end up starting half of them.
Her: This one was an accident! I already told you that.
Thor: .... You get hit with the pyromania stick?
Her: Unfortunately.
Arthur: So, why are you in Bridgeport?
Thor: That stupid riddle. I have to find the answer, but not even the locals know how to solve it.
Her: Seems like a lot of trouble for a riddle.
Thor: It's an important one.
Her: You sound like you need a break, Thor.
Arthur: Exactly! How about we take you out to Eugi's? Our treat.
Thor: I don't know. I really should go-
Arthur: Nonsense! Get a jacket from the closet and let's go!
Thor: Why do I have to always wear your clothes, Arthur? They make us look like twins.
Her: Would you rather wear some of my clothes? I'm sure you'd look lovely in a dress.
Thor: Haha. You're hilarious.
Arthur: I think I underestimated you, Thor. It takes a lot of skill to get caught in an elevator.
Thor: Do I look like I use elevators on a regular basis?
Thor: Hey.
Elvira: Hi.
Thor: You ever heard of the LLAMAs?
Elvira: Of course. Those are the hottest things in Moonlight Falls right now.
Thor: Yeah, I invented them.
Elvira: Really?
Her: No. Sorry, we have to go.
Thor: Hey! What was that about? I was getting my moves on!
Her: Yeah, with a vampire! You really want to go back to her apartment, only to get the blood sucked out of you like a walking Kool-Aid pack?
Thor: ....No.
Her: You have a lot of learn about Bridgeport. Hey, where's Arthur?
Arthur: Hey, Alan!
Alan: That's Director Alan to you, Arthur. Just remember, I still want your footage before you come into work tomorrow.
Arthur: Sure, sure!
Arthur: *thinking*
I hate you so much.Thor: Hey, Arthur. Why is your girlfriend just having a drink at the counter? There's a whole bunch of stuff to do here.
Arthur: Yeah, she's always goes off and stands alone like that.
Thor: .... What did you say?
Arthur: She's always alone when she goes to these places.
Thor:
One who stands alone.Arthur: What?
Thor: Didn't she say she hates it when your house catches on fire?
Arthur: Yeah, she really doesn't like her pyromania. Says it reminds her of her-
Thor: Sorry, Arthur. That sounds very interesting, but I think I just figured out why I'm here.
Thor: Hey, look. I'm sorry to barge in on you like this, but I just found the answer to that riddle.
Her: Really? What is it?
Thor: It's a person. Someone who tends to stay by themselves, even though they live in Bridgeport, and has a fiery hatred.
Her: Wait, are you saying-
Thor: It's not a statue. It's
you!*ring* *ring*
The Riddlemaster: Good job, Drake. We were worried you'd never figure it out.