I'm Champagne: the most important Classic. The one you've all been waiting for. I'm the final one. That's pretty cool, huh?
We live in a mansion and we have everything you could ever want. We're famous and rich and talented and life is amazing! My doll OJ never came to life, though, no matter how much I loved him. That made me sad, but Mona said that maybe it just wasn't meant to be.
It's a shame, because we woulda made a beautiful mimosa together one day. He's in my inventory now. I try not to think about it too much. Besides there are lots of boys at school who stare and stare at me. It's either because I'm famous or because I'm pretty. Either way, I deserve it.
Grandma Allegra is really fun and takes us out all the time.
I love going to Grandma Eden's pub and playing with the claw machine, even though I always lose.
Mama always wins. I figure that's because she's a grown up.
Daddy doesn't play. He just wants to talk about cats.
I reaaaallly like cats too. We have a cat named Duchess and she's old. She doesn't play much but she sleeps in my bed when I have nightmares. It makes me sleep a little easier.
Mama says she used to have a doggy that slept in her bed too. I've seen pictures of Penni. She looks big and doofy and awkward. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't sleep much with her in my bed, but it's nice that Mama liked her. I love hearing stories about the old days.
My Granny wrote a lot of books once upon a time, and they are all tall tales about when she was young. Kinda young. Granny is special and was never a kid like me. That's kinda weird. She just started existing one day. Grandma Allegra is reading all her books right now.
Sometimes she says, "Bubbly, I'm an accidental bookworm. You better study!" I don't know what that means, but I laugh like I do because I hate not being on the loop.
Grandma Mona Lisa (or just Mona for short) has painted everyone in the house five times! I'm on #2. She made me look nice.
My Daddy doesn't live with us because our house is all full. Mona thinks that's why OJ didn't come to life. Mama thinks OJ didn't come to life because he's made out of cotton. Daddy doesn't have an opinion.
I think he didn't come to life because he was needed more elsewhere. I don't need much more company in such a big house with such a big life! I don't even need protection. After all, my mom is a big, bad cop! (who likes rainbow sherbet)
When my birthday came, I got all dressed up. I like feeling prim.
Daddy and the grandmas and Mama were all there cheering because I'm important and needed to sparkle!
I wished to make everyone proud. And to not be ugly.
I aged up in really bad clothes and a stupid hat. Mona Lisa says it comes with the territory. Then Eden said, "Remember Eunice's dress? I set it on fire." Then Granny said, "That was YOU? I had to replace half the sod outside." Then Eden said, "Look, cake!"
I looked at everybody for a second and tried to take a picture in my memory. They are all proud of me in different ways, aren't they?
Then I went to the dresser. I looked at myself and said, "Bubbly, you're a grown up now. Time to be sophisticated."
I picked out some classy clothes for a Classic girl. My new trait slot might say "snob," but I know it really just means "tasteful."
My prom clothes are a little more edgy, but that's just because I don't want to be overlooked or generic. I'm still within good taste and high standards:
As just a teen, even though there are no men in the house, I chose the paragon of modesty for sleepwear:
Initially I wanted to do the same for swimwear:
But then I remembered I must change into a bathing suit every time I press nectar and that would be cumbersome, so I switched to a bikini. Please ignore my entirely absent waist.
I also chose some simple outerwear for moments when I must be exposed to the elements. I don't plan on letting that happen all too often. I'd rather stay dry, warm, and comfortable, thank you very much.
How am I doing? Do I seem more grown up?
No, no Champagne. You mustn't ask. Be assured. You're great. Everyone knows you're great. Now go eat some of that delicious cake.
