The Grim Recap:
Here's what you missed on Grim. Nothing. I'm serious this time. It was all skilling. Boring Boring skilling and non wish popping. Matters had to be taken into our own hands. Let's do this. Not really a recap. Whoops.
On Wednesday....
Clawdeen: "Wait a minute! I wasn't supposed to be using that wish I thought."
Adrasteia: "Too bad so sad. Let's move on. You're obviously never going to wish to max out writing."
Clawdeen: "I know but.. does that mean I'm done?"
Adrasteia: "Yep. Go make with the woohoo."
Clawdeen: "Sure.. still can't have a baby though."
Adrasteia: "What?! Why."
Clawdeen: "We were waiting to make Walter a Vamp so he's still normal."
Adrasteia: "Well.. crud on toast." -sigh- "You go tell Reka. I'm off to go get your boy bitten."
Walter: "Please Buck. We've known each other for eons. Just bite me ok. And preferrably right here."
Buck Broke: "I don't know. "
Walter: "Right here, man."
Adrasteia: "Just do it already!"
Buck: "Ahh. You've got some creepy voice hanging around you."
Walter: "She'll get worse if you don't do it."
Buck: "Ok fine but we can't be friends anymore after this."
Adrasteia: "Whoo! A birthday. Something to keep our minds off the fact that Walter is making us wait for nooboos."
Howleen: "Hey.. It's my day. Enough about them."
Howleen: -mid life crises hits- -internal monologue- "Oh my watcher my life is a disaster!"
Adrasteia: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
Howleen: -chomps- "Too late now. "
Adrasteia: "Satsified?"
Howleen: "How come nothing is happening?"
Adrasteia: "I'm told it takes a couple of hours."
Howleen: "But I don't have that itis thing I read about either."
Adrasteia: "Oh .. that's probably because you're a witch."
Howleen: "What?! But I can't give up being a witch all by myself."
Adrasteia: "What about an elixir?"
Howleen: "Won't work."
Adrasteia: "I think you're freaking out for no reason."
Howleen: "I know what I have to do."
Adrasteia: "Oh goodie.. this can't go bad at all."
Walter: "Howleen, why'd you ask me to come to the gazebo?"
Howleen: "For this." -heat of the moment kiss-
Adrasteia: "Wow.. never saw that coming."
Walter: "Howleen get off me!"
Walter: "Howleen. Why would you do that to me and your sister? Do you have any idea what my reputation is now?"
Howleen: "I don't care. Ask me to forsake my powers."
Walter: "No. You just kissed me and I want to know why."
Howleen: "Look me in the eye and say to forsake my powers."
Walter: "Fine. If you don't want to talk, I'm wiping my slate clean of you and I'm leaving. Goodbye."
Howleen: "You're going to just walk away from me! How dare you when I'm asking for help!"
Walter: "You're not asking for help. You're not making sense at all. I'm in love with your sister and here you are kissing me for no good reason."
Howleen: "I have a very good reason. My life is a shambles. I sit around here and do whatever my grandma wants because mostly I enjoy it but I have nothing and I can't have anything more than nothing unless I leave. Clawdeen gets it all. She's the heir. She gets the recognition the chance to live forever."
Walter: "It's ok Howleen. Actually you get more than you realize. You want to freeze your age. Go ahead. She had to complete a lot of things before we could even do anything. You want to get married. Fine, marry him and leave the house. You can do any skill you want. You can become friends with anyone you want. You can finish any career path you choose. Your sister, my wife has to stay there with your grandmother and mother forever. Until 7 generations have been born and completed their tasks. That's a lot of work and back breaking. Your grandmother is doing it out of revenge. Clawdeen could care less about revenge. She could care less about the Grims. You can live without ever having to think of a Grim again."
Howleen: -sniff-
Walter: "Oh come on. Stop crying. Go forsake those powers of yours."
Howleen: "Really?"
Walter: "Yeah I hate that you're a witch. Go do it now."
Howleen: -wipes her face- "You know.. I don't actually like you. Let's be friends."
Walter: -mouth hangs open a little bit-
Howleen: "Wow I feel so much better now that I'm cured."
Adrasteia: "Come to the light."
Howleen: "Uhh.."
Adrasteia: "Come to the light!"
Howleen: "Addy.. you are one creepy chick."
Adrasteia: "Just come over here. Pictures at night time are horrible."
Howleen: "Om nom nom nom."
Adrasteia: "Well?"
Howleen: "Aww man. Nothing's happening again."
Adrasteia: "Are you sure? Did you eat the right kind of fruit?"
Howleen: "Definitely."
Adrasteia: "You know it's not instantaneous right?"
Howleen: "Oh yeah. OK let's go wait."
Howleen: "Ahh what's happening to me!"
Adrasteia: "Probably what you wanted to happen."
Howleen: "I feel something crawling within my veins.."
Adrasteia: "That's weird. Is it going to come out of your chest or stomach?"
Howleen: "It's working! It's working!"
Adrasteia: -yawn- "Go green already."
Howleen: -poof-
Butternut gnomes: "Let's get out of here!"
Adrasteia: "Really? Just a puff of pollen and that's it?"
Howleen: "Whoo! It worked."
Adrasteia: "Congratulations. There's a commotion in the house."
Adrasteia: "Aww there's my cute puppy. Just can't let anyone have their moment huh? "
Reka: "He's not exactly a puppy anymore."
Adrasteia: "I know he's an elder but I can still think of him as a puppy. Yes I can."
Walter: "Oh hey... I suddenly don't like food anymore."
Barbie: "Hey it finally happened. Go find your wife."
Walter: "Hey check out these fangs baby."
Clawdeen: "Oh yeah? Well check these out! Top and bottom."
Walter: "Wow."
Clawdeen: "That was fun. Let's go make a baby like now."
Walter: "You got it!"
Clawdeen: "Aww.. Brooks.. way to kill the mood."
Reka: "How could you be so mean?! We're losing a family member."
Clawdeen: "Grandma I didn't mean it like that. Calm down."
Walter: "Come on hun. I know how to make you forget about that mourning moodlet."
Don: "Don't worry I got Grandma."
~*~ Chimes ~*~
