Tala: "Dad.. ever found the purple firefly before?"
Malcolm: "No sweetie. Not sure what it would smell like either."
Tala: "Darn. I got all the others. Beetles are the easiest. "
Malcolm: "Sweetie. It will be ok."
Tala: "No.. It won't be ok."
Lupe: "Hey there. Are you a reporter?"
Cyclone: "Hey pretty lady. You smell nice."
Lupe: "Thanks. Were you the one who wrote that story about Gunther Goth?"
Cyclone: "No. It wasn't me why? Were you the person he was aiming for?"
Lupe: "No I'm his sister in law, you attractive mongrel."
Cyclone: "I would less than 3 letter u number 2 letter c my WoW achievements."
Lupe: "Was that english? "
Cyclone: "I'm just trying to say I find you attractive and would like to see an online sunset with you if you want me to send you a scroll of resurrection or something."
Lupe: "Aww you think I'm pretty?"
Cyclone: "Letter Y."
Lupe: "Oh just.. stop talking..." -kisses him, falls in love-
Tala: "Oh ... is that what I think it is?"
Adrasteia: "It's floating around and purple. Is it?"
Tala: "Oh my watcher! It is! It is!" -starts jumping around for joy.-
Adrasteia: "You going to go get it or you going to waste time on lettting the sun come up."
Tala: "Oh yea." -dashes off towards the beach-
Adrasteia: "And that's §10,000."
Tala: "That took forever. I should be allowed to undermine charities more than once a day."
Adrasteia: "I know it's so unfair."
Tala: "That was the last of it right?"
Adrasteia: "Let me see. One of those, Two of those, Three of those.. four of those. Just got the fifth of those. Sixth was done last night and the seven were done weeks ago. Yep you're done."
Tala: "Woohoo!"
Adrasteia: "Well yes.. you can go do that if you want."
Tala: "Oh I will! Oh ghastly gumdrop. I got a little surprise for you..."
Gunther: "Did you hear chimes?"
Tala: "I think so. It's hard to tell with my heart beat in my ears."
Gunther: "I guess we'll know soon enough huh?"
Tala: "I can't wait."
Adrasteia: "Oh yeah. That's the shot we needed."
Tala: "When did the toilet start talking?"
Adrasteia: "That wasn't the toilet. It's me. "
Tala: "This thing stinks."
Adrasteia: "You just lost breakfast in it. Go figure."
Tala: "So how'd we do?"
Adrasteia: "You're still only a day ahead of the Dolls."
Tala: "What?! Ugh. I don't even know these people and they irritate me."
Adrasteia: "That's not nice."
Tala: "You trying having your life dictated by requirements."
Adrasteia: "Excuse me."
Tala: "Whoops.. sorry.. forgot."
Adrasteia: "Yeah I think you got pregnancy brain a little early there pup."
*epic music*
Lupe: -achieves Lifetime Wish of being a World Renowned Surgeon-
*notice: Cyclone Sword has drowned*
Adrasteia: "Oh Man.. sweetie.. I'm so sorry. It's got to be really confusing to be mourning someone at the same time you're epically happy for several days. "
Tala: "Aww Nooboo."
Adrasteia: "Nice boots."
Tala: "Shush."
Adrasteia: "No really.. I'm saving this shot. Then when the kids tell your kids that their mama wears combat boots, he or she can say.. So?"
Tala: "So uhh.. Daddy?"
Malcolm: "Yes hon?"
Tala: "I have something I want to tell you."
Malcolm: "You got fired?"
Tala: "No! Why would you say that?"
Malcolm: "You're not at the base."
Tala: "No Daddy... I'm pregnant."
Malcolm: "Aww.. my baby is having a litter!"
Tala: "Hey don't curse me. All we really need is a ghost."
Tala: "Is that all you can tell me? I've been watching nothing but cartoons and listening to weird songs about dogs named after old lady games. Tell me I'm having more than one so I can do something else for a change."
Lupe: "Sorry sister. I can only determine the age of one baby at a time and that's what I've done."
Tala: "Well at least I know which name to have ready, right?"
Lupe: "Exactly. "
Lupe: "Hi Leighton, I'm sorry but I can't talk to you anymore there is a blonde vampire over there that is so hot I think I smell smoke. Bye."
Sonny: "Hi. I'm Sonny."
Lupe: "Hi I'm yours." -smooch!-
Sonny: "Ohh.. you're so pretty."
Lupe: "And smart. I'm smart too."
Sonny: "Of course you are."
Several hours later...
Lupe: "I love you from now until I can't anymore."
Sonny: "I love you from now until I can't anymore."
Malcolm: "Congratulations on the wedding sweetie. And thanks for leaving the motive mobile at home. We appreciate it."
Lupe: "Bye Daddy. I'll miss you."
Malcolm: "I'll miss you, too. Now who am I going to play chess with."
Lupe: "Tala loves chess."
Malcolm: "Not the same.. see you later sweetie. Enjoy living with the Bachelors."
Lupe: "I will Daddy.. bye!"
Gunther: "I think we really need to get you to City Hall before the babies are born dear."
Tala: "Why do I need to go to City Hall?"
Gunther: "To change your name remember?"
Tala: "What? I thought this was settled, Mr. Grim."
Gunther: "Now wait a minute. It's a good gag but I'm a Goth and that's the name you and our children should have."
Malcolm: "Wait excuse me? Who are you to say she has to take your name?"
Airica: -claps- "Now now. Order to the court. As the empress of this house, my word is law. I'm a Grim. Tala's a Grim and those kids will be Grims. Or I know a reaper who can come take you straight down to Abaddon, Mr. Grumpy Ghost Grim."
Gunther: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Tala: "Oy. I have to pee.. again."
Airica: "Why don't you have a steel bladder yet?"
Tala: "Been busy with" -gestures wildly with hand- "you know stuff."
Airica: "So now that that's taken care of. You should be popping anytime now right sweetie?"
Tala: "What do you mean?"
Airica: "Well labor can go for hours so the pain should start any second."
Tala: "Wait.. hours?!"
Airica: "Oh yeah. and it gets dragged out for multiple kids, too."
Tala: "You tell me this now after several days of kids music and kids tv?!"
Airica: "Don't go getting all huffy.. you're break your water."
Gunther: "You devil woman. You did that on purpose!"
Airica: "I didn't think she'd really break her water!"
Malcolm: "Ahhh! The baby is coming!"
Tala: "What's with the cake?"
Airica: "We have to get these babies aged up."
Tala: "No. We can't age them up until it's time."
Airica: "Tala.. how many children do you have?"
Tala: "Three. Nick over there, Mary right here and Lady right there."
Airica: "How many of them are heirs?"
Tala: "Nick and Mary are both witches. Lady is a werewolf so two.. right?"
Airica: "No dear. I'm a witch. You didn't have an heir.
Adrasteia: "We need to age up the kids to get them moving along. You need to find that husband of yours and get pregnant right away, Barbie is already pregnant. Unless she produces no heir, you've just lost the lead."
Tala: "Wait.. WHAT?!!?"