I do so love poisoned apples! They just light up my whole day, than you Elle. I'm far beyond granting three wishes. You see, my mother was ugly as a post, dumb as one too. Some silly man freed her, and I tricked her into trading places. I do think you need a cleaning fairy boy!
*Snap*
Be glad I only teleported you to the entrance of a tomb, but next time I'll put you in the center of a mummy room.