Are you that creature they always display at this time of year on all those magazines, Frankenstein? I bet your mother may be grand in Size, but certainly not in any other way. I always hear the word natural tossed around, and I suppose all the plastic and makeup is natural at its very root, as is all matter, but obviously something went horribly wrong with whatever you put on, and whatever surgeries you got.
No Travis, I mean just plain unnatural. You must be that voice they always use for Zombies: "UuuuhhhH!"