The Mole Season Two: Retirement (Move to Graveyard)

[Seabody]

I see that Patti thinks she's the most beautiful one around. In which case, I think she needs to be taught a lesson, no?

(Insert spell here)

I've just cast Inner Beauty on Patti. 24 hours in a... less than pretty way... and it'll reset every time she's mean.

[SadieHamming]

Patti is very wrong, for I am the most beautiful here. Very nice, Roy. 

[Beezy]

Your right, your so called "beauty" distracts all boys. Not in a good way.

[SadieHamming]

Keep telling yourself that, and I'll keep not listening,

[Beezy]

Another reason why you failed school. You didn't listen to the teachers. I bet your conversations went like this:

"Starla, What's Ba + Na2?"

"Banana."

[SadieHamming]

What else would it be? No, wait, you don't know. Any who, Starla must go. Try not to miss me too much.

[Beezy]

Me miss you...? Very funny. Travis gots to go as well. PEACE OUT!

[Seabody]

Can't muster the wherewithal to be in the same room as King of the Fae? Oh well, I'll be here, waiting for you... Writing in my journal about how the three of you mysteriously "had to go"? Do you have a meeting with the producers, Moles?

[Beezy]

The mole hasn't even been picked yet. Smart one.

[SadieHamming]

Can't muster the wherewithal to be in the same room as King of the Fae? Oh well, I'll be here, waiting for you... Writing in my journal about how the three of you mysteriously "had to go"? Do you have a meeting with the producers, Moles?

Oh, I came to say good bye one last time till tomorrow. No, I have a meeting with my pillow.

[Seabody]

The whole idea is deception... you could be trying to throw me off right now. Or I could be trying to throw you off. Or perhaps the Diabolical Genie is the Mole? Or maybe the Model? One of us could be the Mole, and we might not even know it.

[Beezy]

I'm sure you have many moles on your face!

[SadieHamming]

Now, how is Starla supposed to sleep when there are all these questions?!
[Man, this is fun! I'm laughing so hard right now!]

[Seabody]

They're freckles, you eejit*. The only Mole I see in the room is you.

*eegit is Irish slang. It's virtually synonymous for "Idiot", although it's sometimes used affectionately.

[Beezy]

Your talking about Starla right? Cause I see the mole on her face.