The Mole Season Two: Retirement (Move to Graveyard)

[Beezy]

Hmmm....All these people are creeping me out.

[Wiry]

Oh! I'm sorry we're creeping you out, when you're inferior it tends to happen. *Voice becomes even more twisted* Get used to it, Bub!

(Oh my, I'm having a little too much fun!)

[Beezy]

Oh my......This is all so....Overwhelming.

[Wiry]

Might as well drop out now, Loser. If just  Hearing me is so overwhelming, you'll faint when you see me perform!

[Beezy]

TAKE THAT BACK! MY PERFORMING WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!

[Wiry]

Touch a nerve, did I?  Well then, maybe there's a backbone to step on on my way to the top.  I suppose it doesn't take much to knock off nonexistent socks, so I'm not impressed.


(Why do I always do these characters so nicely?)

[Beezy]

Say that again and you'll have no backbone!

(Wow, I'm making Travis violent.)

[Wiry]

I find it rather hard to believe you could remove my backbone. I'd banish you to Shang Simla before you could touch me. That's a lot of performing for tips to make it back here. I hear one simoleon, which is of course the most money you'd ever make for a performance, is a lot smaller in Shang Simla.

[Seabody]

Whilst the genie continues to argue, I'll be preparing the celebrations for when I win. There'll be a party at our dear friend A.'s shoe store, and of course, everybody will be invited including the First Season - Ssttarr, Bo, Aaron... And of course, it'll be the biggest party, with a load of Faerie magick...

And there are some backbones to stand on, but if the genie continues to argue I will be forced to use my vial of Potent Zombification on her.

[Beezy]

At least I'd actually make money unlike you!

[Wiry]

Oh my! Must be awfully hard to lob a glass bottle accurately at a  Genie. I can float and zip around faster than you could aim. Of course, you could always use Travis' mediocre performing to stun me, and them zombify me, but I doubt he'd actually perform to do it.

 Travis, really? You think I wouldn't make money?  My cheap parlor tricks like summoning snacks would make more money in a second, than you could in a year. 
(It's fun starting flame wars    )

[Beezy]

If I'm mediocre, then why am I hired for so many gigs? and cheap is an overstatement for your tricks!

(I know right?)

[SadieHamming]

Meet Starla Ashton, yes, the Starla Ashton.

Please excuse the picture, it was a long day on the runway, but she always looks good. And she's here to win.
She's a model, no doubt, and she's quite the charmer.
But, Starla has a few tricks up her sleeves, like being a witch.
Traits:Flirty, Great Kisser, Star Quality, Night Owl and Natural Born Reformer.

[Wiry]

Travis, I'm sure it's all pity, or perhaps your mother is paying them to hire you, and the crowds to cheer. Maybe not even that, I don't see how even a mother could love a voice as broken as yours, or a face like that as well. And yes cheap was an overstatement, but the point is, my lamest tricks are worth more than your best performance.

Oh my, a newcomer, and a model!  My Great Grandmother is better looking than you are! I'm sure by "runway" you mean, you pose, and everyone else runs away?


(FRESH MEAT!)

[SadieHamming]

By runway, my sweet boy, I mean an actually, famous photo shoot. Not sure you understand, the beauty comes naturally to me. I wonder, by grandmother, do you mean a grand mother, like my own.