Sorry, that was another case of me thinking something was obvious (like the evil showers) when it really wasn't. It was me being unclear, rather than mysterious. Mr Payne is trying to think of how to motivate Nameless to get on with his mission. Which works better - the carrot or the stick? Bribery for doing well vs punishment for not doing well? Something is needed to get that slacker Nameless up off his rump.
But I have to say, Rosa's theory about Mr Payne being some sort of alien bunny is a lot more interesting! And fits remarkably well with what we know of Mr Payne and his habits. That idea is being tucked away in the dark recesses of my brain, for possible future reference.
Odinsdottir, I am speechless. Truly. Of course I know I'm streets behind the authors you named, but to even be mentioned in the same breath as them is an honour I never thought to have. Thank you.