The Hideous Dynasty - A Rather Fabricated Childhood (Updated!)

[azokka361]

That is truly beautiful. I'm so glad Rammstein is the heir! Now, fellow triplets, go populate the town! Fly! FLY!

[Shirin]

*rolling around laughing*

So my roommate is sitting next to me, playing Diablo 3. All of a sudden, he hears me, upon seeing Das Auto, "OH MY GODDESS!"

"What, what?!"

"You have GOT to see this."

"I can't, just describe it."

"THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS." Whereupon, I turn off my desk lamp so the glare on the monitor doesn't obstruct his view. "Can you see it now?"

He leans over... "WHAT THE!" Well, you know the rest. "Is that supposed to be a baby picture from one of Diablo's Prime Evils?!"

I show him Nikolai. "Ok, yeah, that DOES look like a monkey..."

I show him Rammstein. "I think those pictures gave me heartburn. Where the heck did you find them?"

"Remember I was telling you to read the Hideous Dynasty? And I showed you Drizzelda and you screamed? And how Arlo is the ugliest Sunset Valleyian around, but some people are rooting for his genes?"

"THAT'S THEIR KIDS?!!!!"

[Gwendy]

Shirin, where do you live? I suddenly have this obsessive need to send your roommate a dozen roses, a fruits basket, and a pat on the back. And add the heartburn comment to my signature . . .

[cygnus]

Ohhh wow. Thank you sooo much for the belly laughs, it was just what I needed today! Can't wait to read more 

[Shirin]

LOL We live in Arizona.

He had to come read what you wrote after I started giggling uncontrollably. And while he appreciates the thoughts, he said you needn't worry, he's decided to indulge in adult drinks.

[RaiaDraconis]

Between the toddler pics and Shirin's comment I very nearly woke up the household from laughter. Holy macaroni...those kids define the word Hideous to the absolute extreme!

I bow to your bravery and humorousness! I would have run screaming into the night if I saw those kids in my game!

[Gwendy]

I bow to your bravery and humorousness! I would have run screaming into the night if I saw those kids in my game!

Joke's on them, I've gone insane! 

[JudesSims]

Sorry I haven't commented on your great story yet...I've been too busy laughing. Great job!

[maisie]

So funny! I didn't ever thought how that toddler could look so...so...uhm, particular. 
And the names, oh my. Do you know that there is a German rockband called Rammstein? They have a song called "Amerika" that instantly came to my mind. It is that kind of strange that really matches with this family! 
And what did you think to name the poor boy "Das Auto". I mean, "the car" is some kind of an unusual name...
By the way, I really like the story's humour.

[Shirin]

Rammstein is speaking to his dad in German in the "teach to talk" section. And Das Auto is a slogan/tagline (or something similiar) for Volkswagen (which I'm sure you know is a German vehicle manufacturer).

[Rhoxi]

Dear god, it's hideous! And it's speaking German!

Run, run for your lives!

[Dextra2]

German, eh? Well, that answers everything.
(Note: I do not mean this in any harmful way. I am sorry that sarcasum doesn't comput over the internet.)

[ladyaya]

Rammstein is speaking to his dad in German in the "teach to talk" section. And Das Auto is a slogan/tagline (or something similiar) for Volkswagen (which I'm sure you know is a German vehicle manufacturer).

At least he's not asking for alcohol like most of them. 

Ich mectie ein bier?

[Hallucination]

Lieber Gott, sie sind hässlich!

Sorry, I tend to revert back to German when I'm startled. That's how I terrified all those poor people in that movie theater...

[RainBeau]

Beautiful. Absolutely ideal. Gwendy, you Lucky Genius, you. I hope your LTW is Chess Legend because you would own that.

Did that even make sense? I don't know, I'm sleep deprived.