The Hideous Dynasty - A Rather Fabricated Childhood (Updated!)

[RainBeau]

Good, the Watchers above Watchers have answered our prayers thus far! *Kneels in gratitude*

[SimBlip]

OMG! These kids are destined for the catwalk wherever Drizelda comes from!
Arlo must be thrilled too. 'Ugliness' is no longer an offense in Sunset Valley. Hell, Drizzarlo may be setting a new trend.
Very curious about Rammstein's goat-slaying capacities. Great updates!

[Niana]

I can't believe I hadn't found this yet! Just caught up, dying of laughter and scaring my dog all the while

Your toddlers are so amazingly unique, I can't even... Now I want to see them all grown up, and *fingers crossed* that the gene pool doesn't dilute very much by Gen 8!!

PS: I'm not sure where you stand on the ethics of this - but if you really wanted to fulfill Arlo's LTW, you could outside the home - but then, darling Driz's genes wouldn't be there...

[Gwendy]

PS: I'm not sure where you stand on the ethics of this - but if you really wanted to fulfill Arlo's LTW, you could outside the home - but then, darling Driz's genes wouldn't be there...

Arlo's way too faithful to Drizzelda to do that. And then you take into consideration that nobody else would be willing to have Arlo's children . . .

[Shirin]

*threatens to hold Rosa and her Bachelorette story hostage until there is an update*

*offers Rosa an invitation to visit indefinitely, though sadly there is no internet in her room*

 

[Gwendy]

*threatens to hold Rosa and her Bachelorette story hostage until there is an update*

*offers Rosa an invitation to visit indefinitely, though sadly there is no internet in her room*

 

Okay, at this point, this is all my fault. Rosa's innocent. I'm going through a bit of an issue right now, and I'll explain it all in the update when it eventually comes out. It's not a terrible, game-ending issue, though, just a "Gwendy wasn't thinking at the time and has to make up for it now" issue.

[RainBeau]

Okay, at this point, this is all my fault. Rosa's innocent. I'm going through a bit of an issue right now, and I'll explain it all in the update when it eventually comes out. It's not a terrible, game-ending issue, though, just a "Gwendy wasn't thinking at the time and has to make up for it now" issue.

I am very sorry to hear that, Gwendy. I'm sure some great story will come out of it though.

*threatens to hold Rosa and her Bachelorette story hostage until there is an update*

*offers Rosa an invitation to visit indefinitely, though sadly there is no internet in her room*

 

Ah! It's you! You're the reason my story isn't working! Stop jinxing me! Hahaha. Honestly, most of the sponsors' work is done now anyway. It's all down to me now...*sniff sniff* I'm so brave.

[Shirin]

Awww, Gwendy, sorry to hear that.

Rosa's still invited, but I'll give her internet now.

*looks at Rosa, hides the Malleable Mimic Voodoo Doll, whistles innocently*

[RainBeau]

Awww, Gwendy, sorry to hear that.

Rosa's still invited, but I'll give her internet now.

*looks at Rosa, hides the Malleable Mimic Voodoo Doll, whistles innocently*

Hmhhh. 

[MarianT]

Just started reading this and had to go all the way. It's hilarious, but also touching. It just goes to show that there's someone for everyone. Am I the only one who thinks Das Auto looks like Yoda?

[Gwendy]

Am I the only one who thinks Das Auto looks like Yoda?

Well, that's a new one. I always thought he looked kind of like The Green Goblin.

[Swirl-Girl]

So deliciously horrifying!

[Pyro0001]

I just read this whole thread. Drizz is absolutely terrifying. My little brother still hasn't woken up yet when I showed him a picture of the triplets...
Anyway, my favourite is Nikolai! He looks a lot like Arlo.

[Shewolf13]

I've almost passed out... twice sure to having to contain my laughter cause I'm in a public place XD  Fabulous sorry and I love them all!

[Skilletnap]

I love it so far. Bookmarked for future nightmares.