"What in the...? Ow, my head hurts. No, wait, my back hurts..."
"Hi there! Guess what? You're me, just digitized! We'll give the others a break and, well, you're my test subject. What name do you want for this?""...I hate you, Shirin."
"Yeah yeah, I know. Do you want to be a firecracker, or a flower, or a fungus?""A FUNGUS?"
"Name! You can't be Shirin, it'll just be too confusing.""I have to decide now? Seriously?"
"Well...yes. That picture is what you'll look like, but you're still stuck in CAS until you pick a name.""I hate you. And since you're me, and you're egotistical, that makes me egotistical too. So I'll take a goddess name. Amaterasu, since we just studied a bit about her in history."
"Oooookay. But I hate to tell you, Egotistical is not a valid trait in this game, plus I have to randomly roll them. So unless you're really lucky (or you hack the game), you won't be a Bookworm, a Loner, a Computer Whiz, Grumpy, or Shy.""Can I still wish death and destruction upon your fat head?"
"Your random traits, dear Ama...well hrm. You're Frugal, which kinda makes me laugh. You're a Savvy Sculptor, which is really funny considering that your last attempt at clay sculpture in fifth grade resembled some sort of melted deformity. You're a Born Saleswoman...but you barely know how to sell paper plates to charity. Unlucky, I guess this is true since you're my guinea pig. And Childish, which completely suits you, since that's what you're being.""CHILDISH? UNLUCKY? I HATE YOU."
"Fortunately for you, you actually lucked out with Born Saleswoman and Savvy Sculptor, so you can have a career in sculpting. And since you're Frugal, you won't want to spend a whole lot, right? I'll make you a fairy, then you can buy a fairy house and just need to have a toilet and shower in a small building.""You know sculpting is boring, right?"
"And thinking about how broke I actually am is also boring."
"Sculpting is still boring."
"So is being broke."
"What the heck am I doing there?!"
"Apparently scraping dandruff off his chest pre-date?""Yuck."
"Well, look at this. You actually scored a date with Jaycen Hendrix, local Rich Hot Guy. And a kiss!""Good, we can get rid of that stupid surname you gave me, and I'll just take his when I marry
his money him."
"Am I really that shallow, Ama?""You're boring."
"Why do you keep posting pictures of me sculpting?"
"I'll keep doing this until you find a new word in your expansive vocabulary to replace boring.""THIS IS BORING BORING BORING. So there."
"....was that really necessary?"