"Hey, Shirin. I like RavenKay. How do I send her 5 simoleans in the mail?"
"Hey, Ama, why don't you shut up first?""Grumpy. And yes, I know that's one of your traits."
"I thought you liked Darrell.""....er, I do?"
"Yet, you won't shut up so I can show off his transformation?""Oh bother. Show off away."
"Hrmph. This, ladies and gentlesims, is Darrell Hudson after his stylist consultant finished with him. Yes, the same one who married Athena.""And they had a boring life, the end."
"AND he joined the medical career, while Theeny worked on her music career.""And it was boring."
"Do I have to bring out that picture again?""FINE. It was unadventurous, uninspiring, and rather insipid!"
"Y'know, Ama, this is why I still haven't spoken to Theeny yet. I like having her think you're completely off your rocker. Anyway, it was time.""Time for me to die of boredom?"
"...time for Nixie and Minerva to move out. And I'd assisted them with their Lifetime Wishes, first.""How generous."
"And then Theeny finally completed her goals.""Why don't you recite them for the audience?"
"Boy, you're snippy. Anyway, she had her best friend, Oscar Vasquez, who was a fairy. She had her logic and her guitar skill certificates for the career she's pursuing, which is Symphonic Music. Her three opportunities were Fixing the Celestial Slump, Charismatic Cash, and a Public Speaking Event. Her four lifetime rewards are Alpha Wolf, Opportunistic, Legendary Host, and Raised by Wolves. Her five wishes were to Discover All Potions, Marry Darrell, Be Worth More Than 500,000, Master Guitar Skill, and Own 5 Venues. Her six skill challenges were Teacher Extraordinaire, Money Maker, Master Chemist, Skill Professor, Master Guitarist, and Celestial Explorer. And her seven mausoleum items were Mood Enhancer Potions.
"Ama?
"AMA!""What? I was just trying to sleep!"
"You know what this means?""I get to play a nasty little trick on you! Whee! I know just what to do, too."
"She's your daughter!""Pfft, I know. Oh, look. Jaycen is a typical male and can't handle childbirth."
"Hey, Shirin. Theeny had twins. A daughter, named Ma'at, was first. Then she had a son, named Thoth."
"Well, that's fine.....why are you snickering...?""Ma'at is a lovely little wereboo, isn't she? And isn't Thoth just the most adorable little boy ever?"
"Ama? Where did they get those green eyes?""Oh, I don't know. I have dark brown, Jaycen and Theeny and Darrell all have brown. Maybe Kinslee or Ariel, Darrell's parents?"
"Hm, maybe. And yes, Thoth is going to be a heartbreaker, I'm sure.""Good. 'Cause Ma'at is ineligible, being a wereboo. However...Thoth takes after his daddy, and is a witchyboo."
".....Amaterasu. You're telling me that the third generation, and Theeny's heir...is a male?""Hehe, yep!"
"How is that going to work if this is a goddess themed Dynasty?""Not my problem! Just consider this payback for all the abuse you've heaped on me!"
"Well, here's my revenge, then. You wept when Jaycen died! Of course, so did Darrell and Theeny.""That just meant that Jaycen missed out on hungry Ma'at."
"And potty training Thoth.""And reading with Thoth."
"And the fire that occurred with Thoth's cake.""At least the twins look pretty spiffy."
"Spiffy?""Spiffy."
