Prom is coming! I am SO excited. I've been searching everywhere for a pretty strapless ball gown. One that looks like Annabelle's, honestly. I think it'd suit me. My brother is trying desperately to ask Liza out for prom. He asked me first to hold a slumber party with the girls so he could ask her. I obliged.
However, Bernadette Jung appears to be ob-sessed with Simon and wouldn't give him even an instant to talk to Liza. Here she is walking past them while Bernadette begs Simon to take her to prom. He isn't amused.
His NEW plan was for me to go to prom with Scott Crowley, Liza's twin brother. "Double twin dates!" He said, like it was the most brilliant thing in the world. I practiced my newfound charisma skill on Donnell Martin first.
he seemed to go for it. Then I sought out Scott Crowley, whom I hadn't seen since we were kids. Ugh. It was not pretty.
Of COURSE he jumped at being my prom date. He's not so bad, really, but he needs to get on a treadmill and lose the creepy-uncle unbuttoned shirt. Simon owes me big.
Well, prom rolled around, and Simon still hadnt' managed to seal the deal with Liza OR just give in to Bernadette. He took his sweet time getting ready while I waited, blissfully imagining a night on the sparkly dance floor, all dressed up.
Scott tried to pick me up in a limo, but I wouldn't leave without my brother, so Dad had to drive us. Here we are waiting for Dad to come downstairs so we dont' miss our own prom.
Simon doesn't NEED those glasses, by the way. He only wears them with his formal clothes because he thinks they are sophisticated looking. My brother is sometimes an idiot.
Anyway ... prom! Well, Scott kissed me on the dance floor almost immediately. It really wasn't so bad. Then he asked me to be his girlfriend, which ... momentarily horrified me, but Simon was standing nearby, nodding so emphatically, that I reluctantly agreed. I can always dump him after Simon seals the deal with Liza, I guess ... even if we're elders by that point.
When it came time for prom royalty to be announced, we had quite the surprise! Simon and I were king and queen! We had a royal dance and giggled all the way through it. We really do share everything equally!
I ignored Scott, I'm afraid, after that point, because Simon got in a fight over some bully harassing one of his friends. We ended up leaving late and had to rush home. I was really worried about breaking curfew, but Simon was mostly just proud of himself for decking that bully.
He went immediately to bed (of course) and I laid out our crowns and photos on the coffee table in the red room.
I walked back into the pink room, floating on cloud 9, thinking about my night of royalty, when suddenly a voice in my head sharply reminded me,
France!I glanced over at the chest sitting innocously in the corner of the room. I knew it was French and I knew it was full of adventure tools grandma had left behind - tents, showers in a can, dried food, and some keystones. I had never looked in it before, though. When I did, I suddenly felt a flash of inspiration.
I was getting us to France before we were young adults. And now I knew how.