A completely fresh, no attached sim family UC loading time is like three minutes.
Maybe I'm just unlucky then.
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Pappy would have a fit if his eldest child didn't have a proper bachelorette party before resigning to the boring, married life.
"Thanks for the friendship, Navita!"
"Cricket has always been a great friend of mine. She might have rejected me just because I'm not the right supernatural, but she's cool, right?"
Good enough, Hank.
He knows what to do.
Man, that party was actually quite lame. No one even danced on the counters. Can we do better for Branch?
Oh, hi Camilla. I can see that Pappy's not-cursed bite has done you well.
"Yeah, it's going to be awesome not aging."
Anyways.
Party time!
Jules has some moves for a perpetually-old man, right Branch?
"It's pretty impressive."
Why don't you go and have some fun?
"I'm feeling good about Cricket marrying him now. Branch has some moves."
I'm more impressed with you Pappy. I finally let you wear your pajamas, and you listened. Nothing too traumatic is happening tonight, thank goodn-
Brendan Brownlee? Are you okay?
No Brendan, don't do this to me.
"You kept all the plasma fruits gated off."
Yeah, not my best decision. Rest in peace, Brendan. Vampire, friend, and regular chess opponent of Cricket. Death did a number on his weight, and even Rainflower came out to mourn.
"I don't care about my glitched aging. I still got it."
Hank, the party ended.
"Really?"
Seven hours ago. Really.
"I say not!"
Yeah, it could be worse, right?
Not you too. Rest in peace to Malik Gore; long-time co-worker and best friend to Cadmium. For a generated townie, he was actually a really great guy due to his unwavering friendship towards the Rusts.
"So you won't call me that unmarriable pudding face any more?"
Oh no, I'll still do that, Malik. RIP, boy.
"Those dang Rusts won't even clean up after their kids."
Thanks for the thought, Grimmy.
Cricket, we have a problem.
"And sending us to Moonlight Point in our formalwear helps?"
It will. You kind of need to marry Branch right away.
"I can't! I'm stuck as a werewolf and I can't marry him that way."
Do you think that he minds?
"Do you mind, Branch?"
"You're the greatest person I know, werewolf or not. Let's do it."
I wanted a big wedding for these two, but I have to do what I have to do.
Because I need one of these.
"For?"
This. You can't do certain things as a werewolf.
Like have a birthday.