"That Alfred Hoppcraft is quite suspicious."
"I'm just confident in my body, and will fly around in my towel."
"Man, Deedee totally has it coming."
So you're hacking your fiance's ex-wife's computer?
"It's for work."
Doubtfully.
"Look at this one! He's my biggest fish yet."
Pappy, your wife just had twins.
"Oh, really?"
"Looks like she did!"
And now they'll no longer be slugs.
Carl!
And Kendall!
"Oh god, it's horrifying!"
It's just a werewolf transformation, Rainflower. Man up; Pappy was your BFF, after all.
"I'm not liking this Francisca Brownlee and her mail."
You shouldn't like her. She's a creep who's dating Waylon and moved him into her house.
"Oh, she has to be too young for me to do this."
She's a young adult, and deserves your meddling even more because of that. Creep.
"Artie and Colt have nothing on me."
"Waaaatcher!"
What now, Waylon?
"I really don't like Aunt Cricket dusting for prints in the house!"
It's all part of the job.
"Only the man would care about me breaking into your house."
Glad to see you finally putting that rebellious trait to use.
Advanced Rendering: OnDang, I've been missing out. Real grass and everything!
"It's disgusting!"
Come on Wickerman, it's just an emo-haired ghost.
Oh wait.
Go away Malcolm, no one likes you.
Meanwhile, Carl and Kendall were very cute toddlers who I only got one pic each of.
Because happy birthday to you two! And off to the School of Peace and Love you go (as per Pappy's wishes).
The same night, Camilla became a young adult with four traits. Oh well. It looks like she has Pappy's eye shape as well.
Meanwhile still...
"Branchie!"
"Crickie dearest!"
Oh my god, you guys, look what's in both of your wish panels.
"Yeah, we both wanna get married."
You know what this means?
"PAAAARTAAY."
Yes. Soon, that is.
