But who wouldn't fall for a Grim?
Entertaining, let's call it that.
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"Oh, looks like I'm pregnant."
Considering how much woohoo you were doing with Pappy, it only makes sense. Job well done, Caddy.
Cricket, I think that Hank would make a wonderful boyfriend.
"Really? But you said that we have to stick with Dana."
If you stick with Dana now, someone's gonna call the cops. They won't do that with Hank.
Oh, young adult. Maybe they will. But don't worry, you go to high school with a ton of other guys.
Like Damien Moody. He's a human, but not bad for a high school fling.
"Yeah, he's none too bad looking."
Aaaaaaand he's a young adult now too. We're having the worst of luck.
How about Ellis? He's a teen.
This will work splendidly.
One requirement down!
Your family is terrible, Cadmium. The only person to react to you going into labor is the ghost of Carmella.
Welcome Camilla Rust, everyone! She's not a rainboo, though.
"I bet she's a lovely werewolf."
Negative, Cadmium. Camilla is just a boring human. Oh well.
Aunt/nephew bonding for a Rust can be very strange.
Though Gator is perhaps the most useful teenager to Cricket at the moment.
"Auntie, I hate math!"
"At least someone accepts me."
And then Camilla grew up, looking a lot like Cadmium, but with Pappy's peachy skin and blue eyes.
Happy to be a big sister?
"It ain't bad."
Getting tattooed by the ghost of
Harwood Malcolm Kent isn't normal, but for a Rust it is.
Sexy, huh?
"I hate you."
No more wrinkles for you, Caddy.
"Oh thank you."
Happy anti-birthday, Cadmium!
"If I have to dig one more grave-"
You reached level three. You're still romantic with Ellis. You've been on the honor roll for at least four days now.
Make a good wish, Cricket.
"I wish to solve 35 cases as a PI!"
NO CRICKET NO-
