"My youth! Oh, how I miss it."
You're just an adult. You've been through elderhood before, and there are always fixes to these things.
Okay, we need to talk.
"What have I done wrong now?"
You're sitting in the red rocking chair! That's meant for Cadmium. I have an aqua one picked out just for you.
I can't ever dislike you, as you've given me insane riches to build a nice house so you two aren't sleeping in the yard. Thanks, Pappy.
"Oh my god."
What?
"What happened to Pappy's wardrobe?!"
He was getting older, and I had that robe sitting unused in CAS for a long time.
"No, I mean the ponytail."
It's the classy way to present long hair. Keep fighting, woman.
What is with insane old men and fire?
"Cadmium, I'm a little worried about that voice."
Okay, who broke the news to
you?
"You're kind of loud."
I'm really not liking you, Malcolm. Why can't you behave like the other emo guy who makes my dynasties complete?
"I'm just looking out for her."
Stalker.
"Just looking out."
You're at level six in logic. Even Juan was more responsible with fire than you are. Just point it in the other direction!
"Maybe I'd behave better if you stopped comparing me to some ugly pink troll."
You're both insane, and apparently pyromaniacs; give me some leeway here. I miss my antics in Twinbrook.
And you have no manners.
"Come on, you'd eat mac and cheese this way too."
I've been beaten. Save a bite for me?
"Look ma, no ground!"
Ugh. The most boring part of supermaxing martial arts.
"But my mind is cleared and at peace."
Mine certainly isn't. This meditation is taxing on my sanity, and I've watched Pappy smustle enough for one sitting.
"I think you're letting too many things bother you."
Hey, this is a full-time job, and that werewolf husband of yours and your emo stalker aren't making it any easier. You know how these things work, and we can't have everyone knowing that greater forces are behind you.
"And what could be so bad about that?"
Because when they know, they can access things they never thought possible. And then this whole plan is ruined because of a bunch of meddlers.