"That was a bad nap."
Yeah, you napped so hard that you time warped! How does it feel to be young, poor, and unskilled again, Cadmium?
"I can't believe it! I had a hot young husband and a lovely daughter. I was doing great!"
Well, not anymore, you time-warper. It's not your fault, it's Clover's. Don't worry, you can get all that back.
"But starting over is for a Grave! You're lumping me in with that fat loser now?"
Let's not take this time to bash Journeyman; it's been rough for him. Anyways, you have wishes to fulfill.
Like getting fit.
"Oh, this was so much easier before you made me time-warp."
That's the beauty of starting over. Wait, are you jogging away from me?
What the heck, Caddy?
"I have a hot husband to gain back!"
You realize that he's old again, right? He's still going to be working long hours to regain those sexy muscles and wolf-themed tattoos.
"He's Pappy, and my beloved werewolf no matter what his age is."
Wow, what a shift from last time. This is going to be so much easier.
Except not. I thought he was at the park. Sorry, Caddy.
How about a picnic with your future stepson?
"So, how's that father of yours?"
"Who are you?"
Take it easy, Cadmium. I think you need to get to bed, there's work in the morning. She did pretty well for her first day as a newly-unskilled thief, but time's running out for getting Pappy. Cadmium, let's get on that.
After you meet Malcolm Harris. Those bangs and that eyeliner tells me that he's perfect dynasty material for later. And really, what's with that genie-wear as your work uniform?
"It's my secret disguise until they give me my mask, and those pants are comfy for working out."
Yeah, but it looks dumb. Change out of it, we have a husband to find for you. Not even insane old Pappy could find that attractive.
There you are, Pappy!
"Hey there hot stuff."
Woah, take it easy, Cads. You're the only one who time-warped, and he doesn't remember that you were married to him-
"Oh my gosh, Cadmium! I thought you were gone, but we just started over! Let's try to make it work again. Sorry I got all old on ya."
Darn it, Pappy.
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