"Smooth as a cucumber."
Welcome home, Branch.
"There's a lot of room for a garden here."
Yep. I was totally preparing for the day when the race of Green Thumbs would marry into the household.
"Nice. Can't wait to spend time with my new, incredibly kind family."
"I ain't letting my daughter marry a fat lump like you! Get running, Timbley!"
"Wait, you mean I have to live with my in-laws and they try to do this to me?"
Yeah, it's just the way things are.
"I hate you right now."
Meanwhile...
"I can't believe it."
Oh what now?
"Dad took me out to the Red Velvet Lounge for my birthday, and then he grounded me for staying out late!"
Look, Pappy is a little off his rocker.
"Staying out after curfew is totally cool with me, Milla."
Meanwhile still...
You got thin.
"That in-law knows how to train."
Don't worry, that's the last of the involuntary exercise.
She'll have a fit if she sees you undoing everything. I didn't even know that we still had cake.
"Was my fashion really that blinding beforehand?"
Only your everyday, but I ain't letting a Rust spouse suffer through mostly base-game clothing. That's just cruel.
You're just so smug. How about you two go on a date?
"Varg's Tavern, right?"
But where else could I send you too?
"Curses, how could I have found another logically-inclined werewolf?"
Is that a bad thing, Argus?
"I want to feel special and unique for my genius, and those Wolffs are ruining it for me."
Camilla, what are you doing here?
"I wanted to hang with my new brother-in-law!"
Actually, that's a fine reason. Carry on.
Family bonding, sort of.
"Howling is totally bonding for my kind."
I know, it's just that Erica isn't family any more.
"Oh yeah, the divorce."
Yeah, and guess who she's dating now?
"Look, Erica, I know that you're enamored with your ex-father-in-law instead of me, so I got engaged to his daughter and want to break this off with you. Wanna be friends?"
"How dare you break up with me over that! You know that no sim can resist Pappy Wolff's abs!"
"I know, it's a struggle for me now that I live with him."
"Keep it to yourselves. I have homework."
Cricket discovers tiny-Branch.
"He's so cute like this!"
And now, we work on that LTW and the general calling of your people.
"My thumbs are greener than those of my mother-in-law."
Point taken, Timbley.
As a report: five sims are in the house. We still have room, but I'm glad we have no other sims entering the house for a while now.
Um, never mind.
"I hope these bushes disguise that fact that I really don't care about this guy dying."
Oh, hi Erica.
"I've heard about you."
Yeah, I'm kind of famous now.
"Watcher?"
Yes?
"My ex-sister-in-law is weird."
Of course she is; Pappy's her father, after all.
I love cooking supermaxes.
"I love to cook. Plus, you haven't fed me in days."
Yeah, those motive mobiles are something. Maybe that's why all the other Rusts are twigs.
I needed an excuse to renovate the kitchen anyways. And yes, you can eat the waffles. Just make sure that Cadmium doesn't see you.
You look displeased.
"All you're doing is focusing on that fat lump."
You made him thin, so you can stop insulting him that way. Branch has actually been doing interesting things. All that you're doing now is popping out kids once and a while.
Like now.
Meet Carl Rust! Party animal and a genius.
Aaaaand Kendall Rust, also a party animal though perceptive.
They're both rainboos. Aw yeah. And humans.