7 Greight Life States - To the Graveyard

[Gogowars329]

7 Greight Life States

Pronouced Great or Gre-ight
This style of writing is inspired by some of the forum's greatest comedians/writers AKA Juxtaposition, Ricalynn, ArianaJade and ratchie

Chapter List
Prolouge:Once a Witch, Now a Fairy

Chapter 1.1:Setting the Foundations for Generation 1
Chapter 1.2:Commitment Issues
Chapter 1.3:A Frida Chapter,Kind Of
Interlude 1:The Bee-st Party
Chapter 1.4:Safety First
Chapter 1.5:The Disappointment
Chapter 1.6:The Zombie that Defied Laws
Chapter 1.7:The Start of Gen 2

Chapter 2.1:Mad Driving Skills
Chapter 2.2:Prom(ising) Love
Chapter 2.3:An Odd Rain

[Gogowars329]

7 Greight History Lessons

Generation 1, Jayce's Greight History-Completed Week 6 Day 4
Life State: Fairy
Traits: Natural Cook, Childish, Daredevil, Animal Lover, Hopeless Romantic
Lifetime Wish: Celebrity Chef

One Non-Normal Best Friend: Marigold Maldano (Fairy)
Two Career/Professional Objects: Cooking Certificate, Food Processor
Three Unique Opportunities: That's Outstanding, Burgers for Sims in Uniform, Alchemic Mastery
Four Unique Lifetime Happiness Rewards: Born to Cook, King of the Fae, Motive Mobile, Food Relicator
Five Unique Regular Wishes: Marry Frida, Master Cooking Skill, Master Alchemy Skill, Reach Level 10 of Culinary Career, Have First Child
Six Unique Skill Challenges: Star Chef, (Cooking) Menu Maven, (Cooking) World Class Chef (Cooking),Master Alchemist, (Alchemy) Alchemists Anonymous, (Alchemy) Excellent Elixirs (Alchemy)
Seven Mausoleum Pieces: 7 Elixirs
Vacation Days Used: 0

Generation 2, Sasha's Greight History
Life State: Normal Sim
Traits: Absent-Minded, Loner, Friendly, Neurotic, Unlucky
Lifetime Wish: Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous

Toddler Requirements, Two Skills Lvl 3:Xylophone and Pegbox (Music and Logic)
Best Friends with Parents:Yes, Jayce and Frida
Child Requirements, Honor Roll: Yes
One Opportunity: Yes, Eating Contest
Teen Requirements, Honor Roll:Yes
1 Romantic Interest:Yes, Waylon Wolff
Lvl 3 Part Time Cemetery JobYes

One Non-Normal Best Friend:
Two Career/Professional Objects: Writing Certificate
Three Unique Opportunities:
Four Unique Lifetime Happiness Rewards: Acclaimed Author, Carefree
Five Unique Regular Wishes:
Six Unique Skill Challenges:
Seven Mausoleum Piece:
Vacation Days Used: 0

[Gogowars329]

Prologue: Once a Witch, Now a Fairy

I was once a witch, high up in the levels of both magic and the Amora League. All witches in Moonlight Falls are somewhere on the ladder, most are low down; few make it to the top. We are ruled by one person Princess Challia, the daughter of our old leader King Tanza.

There are often duels between members for places in the League or to practise but Princess Challia enjoyed duelling and kicking the loser out of the Amora League. Everyone hated Challia but there was nothing we could do. The Amora League has laws and if we don’t follow them, we are stripped of our powers.

But someone needed to do something. That someone was me. I stood up to Challia and battled her when she didn’t expect in. But Challia did. Someone told her I would attack her so she wore her magic proof dress. Challia was outraged.
‘I’m telling you now, you are a traitor! You shall leave the Amora League in shame.’ She reached over to a cabinet and pulled out an elixir.
‘What are you going to do with that my Lord?’ I asked as sweetly as I could.
‘Well, I could choose a much worse punishment but this will do. From now on you will no longer be a witch. You shall become our enemy.’ I gasped.
‘Noo...’
‘Yes, you shall become a fairy. Haha. I can imagine you with your wings flying about, and then someone will slam you to the ground!’ She threw the elixir and I could feel the wings growing on my back and all my magic disappearing.
‘If you ever want to return, you must complete what those call a ‘Life State Dynasty’. Although you have no chance, it is deemed impossible. Haha.’

She gave me a piece of paper called ‘The Rules’ and booted me out. Walking out through the courtyard with everyone watching was shameful but I knew what I was to do. I went and got myself a new look. New hairstyle, new clothes and then I, Jayce Greight, was off. Off to the piece of flat land I would call home.

In the taxi I read the rules. I realized had bitten off more than I could chew. I was doomed to be a fairy forever.

[Gogowars329]

Chapter 1.1: Setting the Foundations for Generation 1

I arrived at my destination and I could feel my personality changing. I had a sudden urge to cook. Another urge to fall in love. I felt different from my usual self.
Gogo: That’s because it’s a requirement to randomize traits. You wouldn’t want to fail on your first day.
Jayce: Great, I get a watcher too.
Gogo. Hey! I’m just here to help you out. You need someone to plan your life

Jayce: This feels weird. Being able to fly but not being able to fly over 10 cm off the ground.
Gogo: Well, I think you need a house. Or really a few items on the lawn.

Jayce: I shouldn’t have stuck up to Challia.
Gogo: You’re loving this.
Jayce: Not.
Gogo: I’ll add a few other extras for you.

Jayce: This place doesn’t look like a nice restaurant.
Gogo: It’s the closest one to your house, sorry I been land, so it is best to get a job here.

Jayce: I have to cook 75 meals! Are you kidding me!
Gogo: If you make 5 a day you’ll be done in no time. Don’t worry about it, you’re a fairy, you have ages before you get older.
Jayce: Do I at least get breaks?
Gogo: Occasionally.

Jayce: This mansion looks nice. Can I move here?
Gogo: No no no! This is where your future spouse lives.
Jayce: You are planning ahead right?

Frida: Hi, I’m Frida Goth.
Gogo: Meet your future spouse Jayce.
Jayce: A ghost! I can’t marry a ghost.
Gogo: Don’t worry she’ll eventually become human. Eventually.

Jayce: Bwahaha! This trap will go off very soon.
Gogo: So you’re staying at Frida’s house and as a thank you you’re trapping  the toilet.
Jayce: I’m Childish, what can you expect.

Jayce: If I mix Wolfsbane with some mushroom I make a potion. No no I make...
Gogo: Stop learning Alchemy. You have a job to get too!
Jayce: But don’t I have to supermax this too?
Gogo: Yeah but after Cooking.

Jayce: So Frida this is a nice place.
Frida: Yeah.
Jayce: Want this teddy bear I got from cheating the claw machine?
Frida: I guess.
Gogo: I can see the grumpiness in Frida.

Jayce: So you want to kiss?
Frida: God no! You know I have commitment issues!
Jayce: Oh. Awkward.
The following day at a party...

Jayce: I love you Frida.
Frida: I guess I love you Jayce. I guess.
Gogo: I just want to make you happy Frida. Why do you have to be so grumpy.
Frida: I’m dead what more would you expect.

Jayce: So Frida you want to move in with me on this empty lot.
Frida. Why not.
Gogo: Whoo!
Frida: You have a watcher thing. Can I change my mind now?

Jayce: How do I fix this thing?
Gogo: You tell me you’re the fairy.
Jayce: It smells.

Frida: You saying I’m doing this until I max logic then I’m going to fish, garden and max athletics!
Gogo: Yep.
Frida: Busy life for a dead girl.

[ratchie]

I guess for Frida the old saying I will sleep when I am dead is not going to happen. She is right you know if you can't be grumpy because of being dead and whatnot then when can you be grumpy.

Rachel

[Silverbella]

This was so funny Gogo! You and Ratchie add such wonderful humor to your stories   Go make some pancakes Jayce!

[Gogowars329]

I guess for Frida the old saying I will sleep when I am dead is not going to happen. She is right you know if you can't be grumpy because of being dead and whatnot then when can you be grumpy.

Rachel

I agree there. She has more things to do than Jayce does!

This was so funny Gogo! You and Ratchie add such wonderful humor to your stories   Go make some pancakes Jayce!

Thank you! Whenever I write like this I try to make it funny. I would actually prefer if Jayce made autumn salad as that is faster but pancakes will do in the mornings.

[simfulicious]

wow, what I can't believe is you found out Frida is grumpy and has committment issues, and he still wants to be with her.  Good luck Jayce and Gogo!

[Gogowars329]

wow, what I can't believe is you found out Frida is grumpy and has committment issues, and he still wants to be with her.  Good luck Jayce and Gogo!

I actually knew that before I started! I wanted to get a ghost into the family at the start as it would be easier than someone dying so there were 4 choices: Samuel Goth, Olivia Goth, Frida Goth, Violet Slymer. Samuel and Olivia are married so they got crossed off and I'm playing Violet in one of my other stories so Frida was my final choice. If I do opt for another ghost, a death by jelly bean one will be gotten.

[ArianaJade]

Frida is going to be an interesting character. I like Jayce's backstory and his fashion sense. Good luck with your requirements!

[Gogowars329]

Frida is going to be an interesting character. I like Jayce's backstory and his fashion sense. Good luck with your requirements!

Thanks Ariana! Jayce is actually one of my favourite sims because he's awesome, and he's on the rainbow slider.

Chapter 1.2:Committment Issues

Frida: Do I have to get a job? Can’t I just relax and live a happy/grumpy live as a ghost?
Gogo: No no, Now that you have moved in, it’s time to start making some cash.
Frida: You mean so we can get a house?

Author's Note: The stats post at the start has been updated.
Gogo: I could’ve done that years ago but you like the outdoors.
Frida: I don’t like you.

Frida: I’ll have all the potions you have available and a few other stuff.
Consignment Girl: That’ll be very expensive but since you are a celebrity you can have it for less.
Frida: Thanks. I’d like to sell it all now.
Gogo: Don’t sell the Fountain of Youth one. You’ll need it.

Jayce: Hey. You are smoking hot.
Gogo: You’re too punny.
Frida: Hey. Don’t ever say that again or I am leaving.

Frida: I reckon you should be my boyfriend.
Jayce: Cool.
Gogo: You two are definitely in love.

Jayce: Will you marry me?
Frida: I’m so excited! Eee! But no I have commitment issues.
Gogo: Great so now Jayce has a bad Moodlet which is making him sad. To the skilling corner with you.

Gogo: Over in the skilling corner, I see my first zombie. Frida doesn’t seem to be worried.
Frida: There is no zombie, just a bright moon in the sky.
Gogo: Yeah, look over here for a second.

Zombie: Breegh.
Peashooter: Pew. Pew
Zombie: Breeeegh!
Peashooter: Zombie annihilated.
Frida: I’m so impressed.

Frida: Will you marry me? I had my name changed to Frida Greight so you won’t lose your last name.
Jayce: Yay! Of course I will honey.
Gogo: Perfect way to overcome commitment issues.

Jayce: Finally, 50 meals over.
Gogo: Good work. Do you feel like maxing cooking?
Jayce: No. I wish to Marry Frida.
Frida: You sure? We can always reconsider.


Meet the Greight 1st Generation couple.

Frida: Who put bees in the mailbox!
Jayce: Hide me. They were for the mailman.
Gogo: She has six moodlets about that. No more pranking on the home lot for you. Now run!
Frida: I’ll find you!

Gogo: You like the LLAMA?
Frida: Yaggh
Gogo: Don’t be angry at me.
Frida: B swollen lip.
Gogo: You’re a ghost! How can this happen.

Frida: I’ve maxed Logic!
Gogo: Weren’t your lips swollen?
Frida: I just didn’t want to speak to you.
Gogo: Well, that’s nice. Go start gardening and fishing now. Jayce needs those alchemy ingriedients.

Jayce: 28 recipes learnt.
Gogo: Do you wish for anything?
Jayce: I wish to pillow fight with a sim!
Gogo: This childish trait is going to kill me. He spawns so many of those wishes a day and to sing karaoke.

Frida: This is enjoyable. Kind of.
Gogo: Don’t be a grump. Find some valuables.
Frida: You sure?

Other Guy: Have you got the goods?
Jayce: Yes but do you have the money?
Other Guy: Of course. This never happened.
Gogo: You’d think they were trading something illegal and not some food for Jayce’s first opportunity.

Zombie: Breegh!
Gogo: Poor thing. How can you get brains wearing flippers? I can see why you are stumbling.
Zombie: I feel so sad wearing this flippers. I mean breegh!
Gogo: Okay then.

Freeda: I call this land, Freeda!
Gogo: This is what Frida found in the hole. Not as useful but I do love my magic gnomes.
Freeda: Shoo you pesky voice. Away from Freeda Land!
Gogo: What happened to Freeda?
Freeda: Felt too free.

Jayce: So sick of cooking. Completed 75 dishes and so sick of cooking.
Gogo: Don’t worry you won’t have to cook again until the food goes off in the fridge. So do you wish for anything?
Jayce: To max cooking.
Gogo: Yay! That’s two wishes out of five.

Jayce: If I add a red valerian to some other stuff I get a potion.
Gogo: Get working Jayce. You still have three challenges to go.
Jayce: Whoo.

Frida: What if I fall in? Will you get me out?
Gogo: Just fill the hole already.
Frida: But what if there’s a monster in there.
Gogo: You’re not going in there. Hurry up and fill the hole.

Alice Blanesheet: Don’t do it Jayce!
Jayce: I’m sorry but you attacked me as a zombie. *Throws elixir*
Alice: Ahh! So many bees!

[Silverbella]

LOL, I hope Frida gets proper revenge on Jayce for those bees...that was too funny though.  Good job with all of those autumn salads Jayce, and congratulations to the Greights!!

[Gogowars329]

LOL, I hope Frida gets proper revenge on Jayce for those bees...that was too funny though.  Good job with all of those autumn salads Jayce, and congratulations to the Greights!!

Thank you! My favourite part about Supernatural has become the bees trap and the Flask of Angry Bees elixir. I actually have enough pictures of those for one entire chapter! lol

Chapter 1.3: A Frida Chapter, Kind Of

Frida: That stupid LLAMA at the Elixir Store. I’m stuck like this for a while now.
Gogo: This time it wasn’t Jayce. I promise.
Frida: Well this is just a good day.
Gogo: Want to go mine to cheer up?
Frida: Not even that will cheer me up.
Gogo: *gasps*

Gogo: So you’re back to normal and starting skill number 4, Athletic.
Frida: Yeah. If I use the MultiTab I can max both gardening and fishing in a little and soon Jayce’s elixirs will give me boosts.
Gogo: Stop talking and get running. Faster. Faster. No don’t fall off! Faster!
Frida: I am tempted to call the Grim to take me for real this time.
Gogo: Slower?

Frida: Finally, I can actually fish!
Gogo: Just hurry up and get the angelfish so you can get deathfish.
Frida: Fine bossman.
Gogo: Don’t make me spawn a zombie on you.
Frida: Metro wouldn’t let you. Nor would Rica.
Gogo: You know too much.

Gogo: That’s what you get for wanting to take the brains from my precious sims.
Frida: Do I even have a brain?
Gogo: Probably not.
Beatrice Crumplebottom: I only wanted some delicious food from Jayce.
Jayce: Well if you want I can charge you only $5.99 for a plate of Ambrosia.
Beatrice: Yes please!
Jayce: Kidding! *spawns wish to resurrect Beatrice* I wish I could though but I can’t make Ambrosia.
Gogo: Shame you can’t accomplish that wish.

Zombie: Breegh!
Gogo: You zombies are really bugging me. You distract my sims from their work.
Frida: Yeah. Go eat some peas.
Gogo: Get back to gardening.
Frida: I was just backing you up. Sheesh.

Frida: Wow I maxed fishing. Doesn’t feel very accomplishing.
Gogo: Well you never had a wish to but congrats on fishing for your first time and maxing fishing in one chapter!
Frida: I’d like to thank my uncle and aunt for bringing me here. I’d like to thank my brother Gunther for
Gogo: Boring. *yawns*

Jayce: This is taking ages! When will I max this darn career.
Gogo: You’re barely Level 5. Work harder my friend.
Jayce: Grrr.

Jayce: That is for coming to my house and then leaving straight away.
Marigold Maldano: Ahhh!
Gogo: I love this.
Jayce: Me too. Now where is my best friend elixir. Oh no, I think I forgot it.
Gogo: No I can see it in your inventory.
Jayce: Shut up.

Jayce: What happened to me never cooking again!?
Gogo: The food all went bad. Don’t want your wife to starve do you.
Jayce: No.... Wait she’s already dead.
Gogo: Just make yourself food.

Jayce: This is progressing way too slowly. I need to level up faster.
Gogo: Don’t ask me, not like I can do anything.
Jayce: Please Gogo, please.
Gogo: Maybe next chapter. Maybe.

Gogo: Such a happy day for the Durwoods at the cemetary.
Zack Durwood (Front): Why is there no food here!!? Why!!
Doreen Caliente (Behind Zack): Because, Zack, this is a graveyard. Dead people don’t need food.
Zoe Durwood (Back): I wonder how much money I could make if I bought this place?
Serena Durwood (The other old lady): Don’t be serious honey. The ghosts would scare all the customers.
Gogo: See what I mean.

[ratchie]

Frida has to be my favorite ghost Sim ever. I am really enjoying the character development Gogo.

Rachel

[Gogowars329]

Frida has to be my favorite ghost Sim ever. I am really enjoying the character development Gogo.

Rachel

Thanks ratchie. Frida has really grown on me. In game she has actually worked on so many skills. Jayce's potions are also a big help.

Interlude 1:The Bee-st Party

Gogo: If anyone is friends with me on the official site, they might know that Jayce has been throwing a few parties to throw elixirs at people. Most elixirs were the Flask of Angry Bees. Here is a compilation of what happened at some of these parties, and many sims screaming for their lives.


Don’t ask how he can jump so high. It’s better just to think a bee stung him in his behind.

Zombie: Breegh!
Bill Misfit: Ahh! So many bees! Great, a zombie too!
Gogo: Bwahahahah.

Bill: This is cruel.


Alice: Mabe if it looks like I’m dancing they will leave me. Oww!

Faith MacDuff: I hate you Jayce!
Jayce: This is all too funny. Shame that I’m running out.
Gogo: True shame.


Gogo: To finish off this interlude, Jayce made a sim see his inner beauty. Look where that got him.

Gogo: Amazingly, all thrown parties were called epic.
Your usual Greight program will resume in the coming days.  Hopefully this will give some people some laughs.
Please do not try this at home as it may result in major injuries, a loss of a social life and possibly jail.