Cradle snatching.
Voice:Pistachio Smith say hello to your future husband Mister Trystan Van Gould. He's rich he's a supernatural and he ages up within the next day or so.
Pistachio:No!
Voice:But didn't you hear he covers all of my requirements.
Pistachio:The answer is still no.
Voice:If you let him move in I will buy you something pretty out of buymode.
Pistachio:Oh okay..call me when you grow up short stuff.
Trystan:Don't I get a choice in the matter.
Voice:Of course not silly.Laters short stuff.
Trystan:Oh kay who was that.
Pistachio:That was Voice.
Trystan:Yeah thats not weird at all.
Pistachio:You are my best friend.
Peanut(yes he really is called Peanut):Woot.
Voice:Nice one.We have an occult best friend.I must check to see if we still need to be best friends with old Peanut by the time you bring in the next heir.
Pistachio:We are going to be best friends forever.
Voice:Forever is a long time honeybunch.
Pistachio:So do you want to move in to my hovel.
Voice:Hovel with all modern conveniences I might add.
Pistachio:A sink is not a modern convenience.
Trystan:Yes of course I will move in with you besty.
Pistachio:Yay I am 1500 points happier then I was before.
Voice*checks Trystans inventory and finds Margaret Vaunster)Result!
Pistachio:You sound pleased.
Voice:We have about $70,000 in cash now.
Pistachio:Does that mean you can build us a better house now.
Voice:Whats wrong with the
hovel I mean house that you have.
Pistachio:Voice..
Voice:What?
Pistachio:Voice...go build me a nice house right now,and I want landscaping.
Voice:Landscaping might be pushing it a bit. Who do you think I am,Samoht.
Rachel
