The Smith Life State Dynasty And they call it puppy love(June 7th).

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Chapter Index.

Introduction.
Attack of the zombies.
Cradle Snatching
Dynasty house
Cheaters and naughty boys oh my.
A push in the right direction
A bit of skilling goes a long way.
Let there be nooboos.
A Cashew catch up.
Time to grow up.
Commitment issues my foot
The way to a man's heart.
Some new additions.
Lots and lots of birthdays
Rainclouds and rollerskates.
Cutting it close
bored,bored,bored,bored
Love is in the heir
Do the Smustle
Will the future Mr Smith please stand up.
Breaking up is hard to do.
A winter wedding
A typical day at the Smiths
Nooboo nooboo nooboo
More toddlers then you can shake a stick at.
Cry Wolff awhoo!
Taking a chance on second chances.
There's a Wolff in the house.
And they call it puppy love

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Introduction.

Some stories are full of drama and excitment,will the girl get the boy,who shot JR.These stories draw the reader in and make them hungry for another chapter.Some stories are a must read..
This is not one of those stories. This story does however have a blue Sim with orange hair who goes by the name of Smith. No..not that blue Sim.This blue Sim.

Meet Pistachio she is neurotic,evil,athletic and over emotional.She also has the photographers eye,lets see who can guess what she is going to create for the masoleum.
Pistachio:Hold on a minute lady,don't I get a backstory.
Voice:Okay let me think for a minute..sooo yeah alright I have it. Pistachio is the great great etc etc grandmother of Hebe Smith and she needs to complete all the tasks set down in the lifestates dynasty in order for her grand daughter to be born.If she fails then the Smith Immortal dynasty will never happen.
Pistachio:Woah no pressure then.
Voice:You do realise I made that all up.
Pistachio:Wow and you said there won't be any drama.
Voice:Well,I have my moments. So what shall we do next.
Pistachio:A house would be nice.
Voice:I am on it..

Voice:Tahah!
Pistachio:Is that is?
Voice:What do you expect for $6700,a palace.
Pistachio:Its a bit basic.
Voice:You know,you do the best for some people and all you get is grief.
Pistachio:What do you expect..I am evil you know.
Voice:Well you don't have to be rude.Good manners don't cost anything.
Pistachio:Alright,it is lovely an architectual masterpeice.
Voice:Really?
Pistachio:No it is a dump..sheesh.

Voice:So what do you think of the interior.
Pistachio:Words can not describe what I am thinking right now.
Voice:Well if some people are not happy with their living conditions then some people should go and get a job.
Pistachio:Your the one with the mouse honeybunch.
Voice:That is sooo not the point.

Rachel

[simfulicious]

Very nice, Rachel...there can never be too many Smiths on the forum.  Good luck on the challenge.

[JudesSims]

Great start! I love the humor

[ratchie]

Very nice, Rachel...there can never be too many Smiths on the forum.  Good luck on the challenge.

Thank you the Smiths of the forum thank you too.

Great start! I love the humor

Thank you so much Jude,I am so pleased that people find my little ramblings amusing.

Rachel

[MarianT]

Another Rachel dynasty to look forward to. Neurotic is almost as much fun as insane, I've found.

[Ricalynn]

The Voice returns!  Good luck with the new challenge and very nice to meet you Pistachio.

  Psst.  There is a random name thing.  I always do that to get new last names then keep the first names I like. 

[ratchie]

Another Rachel dynasty to look forward to. Neurotic is almost as much fun as insane, I've found.

To be honest I was pleased that I didn't roll insane as I thought everyone would think I had chosen it on purpose. Playing with just one Sim is a bit different to what I am used to.

The Voice returns!  Good luck with the new challenge and very nice to meet you Pistachio.

  Psst.  There is a random name thing.  I always do that to get new last names then keep the first names I like. 

Thank you Rica.I clicked on the random name thing and none of the names that came up clicked with me. Pistachio was also every colour possible on the rainbow slider until I settled on blue.

Rachel

[Roxanne07]

Great start, Rachel! Can't wait for more!

[ladyaya]

Ooh, I like =D
Is she going to marry a genie? xD
I love the set up, and how you're writing it, but the voice doesn't get a name at all?

[ratchie]

Great start, Rachel! Can't wait for more!

Thank you Roxanne.

Ooh, I like =D
Is she going to marry a genie? xD
I love the set up, and how you're writing it, but the voice doesn't get a name at all?

Thank you.You know I don't think I could give the Voice a name even though she is me I just wouldn't feel right calling her anything but the Voice.

Rachel

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Attack of the Zombies.


Voice:Hey whats with the orange plumbob?
Pistachio:My life sucks,thats whats with the orange plumbob.
Voice:Its not that bad,cheer up.
Pistachio:Not that bad I am living in a hovel..
Voice:Hey..
Pistachio:I am single,the stupid sink is broken so my hovel is flooded and I am working in a dead end job and if that isn't bad enough my career outfit doesn't even come with shoes.
Voice:Okay calm down Miss over emotional.Alright so we get the leak fixed you never know the repair man might be cute.Not saying you should get married but a little bit of flirting might cheer you up.

Repair dude:Hey there.
Voice:So what do you think,huh,huh.
Pistachio:I would rather eat my own eyebrows.
Voice:Sorry repair guy,you best just go fix the sink.
Repair dude:I am really confused.
Voice:Hey less talking more fixing and next time send a better looking repair man.
Repair:Hey...

Pistachio:Woot I won..

Pistachio:Stupid waste of space machine..I hate you my life is over.
Voice:Maybe you should step away from the machine.
Pistachio:No just one more go,I know I can beat it.
Voice:No stop wasting the little bit of money we have.
Pistachio:Oooh maybe we can get one for the house.
Voice:Yeah I will right on it.
Pistachio:You won't will you.
Voice:No,not really. Go and meet some potential spouses or something.

Pistachio:Hello are you of the supernatural?
Chauncy:Erm no...but you look very pretty and I would like to chat with you.
Voice:Next..come back when you turn into a werewolf or a vampire.
Chauncy:But but but..
Voice:Move it or loose it human.
Chauncy:...

Voice:Vampire..score!
Pistachio:I would like to talk to you but I am very tired and will be going home right now.
Voice:Hey thats not fair where is a moodlet manager when you need one.
Dayvid:Erm bye then.
Pistachio:Good night.

Zombie:Braaaiiiiinnnnsssss.
Voice:Okay..anything else.
Zombie:Braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnsssssss.
Voice:I don't think it is brains you are needing fella it is a bathroom.
Zombie:Brrrraaaaiinnnssss?
Voice:You just peed yourself,now that is embarassing.
Zombie:(shamefaced)braiinnnsss.
Voice:I bet all the other Zombies laugh at you now.
Zombie:Brrraaaiiinnnns.
Voice:Oh shut up and get of the lawn before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.

Rachel

[Sunnysabjes]

Nice start and good luck with the zombies

[simfulicious]

Hehe...the zombie peed himself!  I don't know why, but the zombies still scare me.  I think it's because they just pop up outta nowhere.  I better get used to them, though, because they are going to be around for many full moons to come.

[Roxanne07]

Heh, that is one good-looking zombie!