Chapter 55: Let the Toddler Torture Begin! And a Ladybug
Danica: Triplets was a big mistake. Big mistake.
Clayton: Mommy, you just stepped in Rhett's business. HAHA! I'm sharing this to facebook.
Danica: I'll whack your face with a book if you do that.
Clayton: OK! NEVERMIND!
When Armando is in his career outfit, his hair magically grows longer.
Armando: Here comes the claw!
Clayton: DIE CLAW! *chomp*
Armando: OW! He bit me!
Danica: It's completely normal for babies to bite people. I did it to Aunt Maddie when I was younger. Serves her right.
Trevor: OH COME ON! How come there are like 5 updates when everyone else was in the child stage, and I got only 2? 1 of which I wasn't in!
Armando: It's because your not that important. Now blow out the candles! The kids are hungry and you need to feed them.
Trevor: So I am just a free babysitter?
"Yes."
Trevor: ......I hate you.
Trevor: I wish for-
"AHH! There's a ladybug on my desk! SHOO! SHOO! Don't crawl under my keyboard! DIE! DIE! Ha! That'll show it! Wait, how is it still alive?!"
Ladybug: I will get my revenge.
".......
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Trevor: Pay attention to me, not that stupid ladybug!
Ladybug: I survived a fall from your watcher's desk. I wouldn't say that if I were you.
Trevor: You can't get me! I'm protected by a screen!
Ladybug: I can chew the wires.
Trevor: Ladybugs don't have teeth!
Ladybug: .......You win.
"Nice sweater." *sarcasm*
Trevor: I hope the ladybug gets you.
Danica: What the heck did I just witness?
Armando: Who cares? Cake time!
Danica: I can't move, my arm is cemented into the wall!
Armando: I got you. *pulls* Hold on! *pulls*
Danica: OW! *arm gets out but leaves a hole in the wall 5 ladybugs crawl out of it*
Everyone: .........
CAKE TIME!
"Hurry up! You will get a new wardrobe, and then BE MY FREE NANNY! MUAHAHA! The toddler torture begins......NOW!"
Trevor: This is so not cool man!
Clayton: You got this diaper from the used diaper pile, not the new one.
Trevor: That's sick!
Danica: Come to mommy!
Rhett: No. I will not trust you until you say you support the Wheat Fairy Foundation.
Danica: What...? Whatever. Yes, I support it.
Rhett: Good. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one here who opposes the Meat Manatees.
Danica: Something is wrong with you.
Trevor: Ok, this is the last straw! I'm not dealing with baby doo-doo!
"Leave it for the maid then."
2 hours later...
Doyle the Maid: Ok, this is the last straw! I'm not dealing with baby doo-doo!
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do Doyle."
Armando: Some people are famous. Famous people are many people's role models. Mine was Elton John, the singer. Mommy's was Danica Scott, the race car driver! Who's yours?
Rhett: Mine is King Christopher, leader of the wheat fairies. He is wise, noble, and strong.
Armando: I hope this is just a phase.
Rhett: Can you believe this guy? He thinks wheat fairies are fake!
Danica: Bath Time!
"Oooh..Time to see that new changing table that came in the store. It better be worth it!"
First bath: Rhett.
Rhett: Mommy, I just heard that Agnes, the leader of the meat manatees, captured some wheat fairies!
Danica: What....? Nevermind.
Second bath: Spencer.
Danica: Why does Rhett talk about these 'Wheat Fairies" all the time?
Spencer: I don't know, he keeps on rambling about them to me and Clay'.
Danica: How do you deal with it?
Spencer: We say that there's a wheat fairy in the toy chest and when he looks in, we push him in and slam the top shut. Then you lock it.
Danica: I need to pay more attention to my children. They are very smart.
Spencer: Anytime.
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Clayton's screenshots for his bath were lost. Sorry.
Armando: You know, We hadn't had that much time for each other lately, so I forced Trevor to take care of the kids tonight.
Danica: Flowers? You shouldn't have!
Armando: Oh, it gets better.
Trevor: This is not appropriate for you Clay'. I'm taking you to bed.
Clayton: Oh, it's fine! I see pictures of people kissing on facebook all the time.
Trevor: You have a Facebook? Your only, like 2!
Clayton: New generation.
Next time: Wrong place, Wrong time.AN: Yes, there really was a ladybug on my desk. 
I was writing the part when Trevor ages up when I saw it near my mouse. I had to write something. 
