You'll find out later..You are supposed to be confused.
Chapter 51: New Husband, New House, New KidsArmando worked at the consignment store, so I couldn't throw a party.
Danica: Sweatshirt and Jeans? Seriously?
Armando: It's EA's story progression. What would you expect?
Danica: Let's just get this over with.
GENERATION 1 COMPLETE! Now, let's see the house.
"CATS?!"
Armando: I love cats! That's Pixel, Duchess, Alex, and Pepper!
Pepper: Yo, watcher! What political party am I in?
"I don't know."
Pepper: I'm a demo
cat! HAHA! Get it? Democrat and Democat? *BA DUM TSS*
Alex: So your not re
pawblican?
My dog: Or liber
terrier?
Kermit the Frog: Its nice being
Green!
"Armando, call the adoption service."
Danica: YES! The cats are gone.
Armando: Yes, they are gone. *sniff*
Armando gets new clothes, and a tattoo to set him back to the beginning of the adult stage.
Armando: Stop talking, I'm watching Jersey Shore!
Danica: Ugh, this show is making me sick.
Armando: Are you sure it's the show?
Danica: WHY DOES IT MATTER?!
Danica: BLLEEEHH! I'm never watching that show again!
Armando takes Danica to the bistro.
Danica: Armando....I haven't met your parents yet.
Armando: Oh, they're dead.
Danica: Oh...........*thinking* AWKWARD!
That night..."Why are you out of bed- Oh."
Danica: So it wasn't that show after all. Wait, I need to know how to raise children! Armando, call the adoption service?
Armando: Fine.
That morning.Trevor: Aw yeah! Now that I'm in a active household, I can change- *runs into pole* My.....stupid.....hairstyle. I can then see!
Trevor: Yo, I'm Trevor! Where's the mirror?
Armando: My Marriage resulted in me adopting this brat?
Trevor: Say what?
Trevor: I CAN SEE!
Trevor: I'm the Magical prince of Eyesight! Look at me!
Armando: Danica, you are so dead!
That night...Danica: OWWWW!!! Armando, help me!
Armando: No.
Armando: This is payback for that kid.
Danica: Help me now, or I will DESTROY your Xbox 360!
Armando: ..........Ok.
Danica: *rolls eyes*
"Ok, so what is his name."
Danica: You mean, what are
their names.
"WHAT?! How can 3 babies fit in there?"
?: Get your butt out of my face!
?: Get your face out of my butt!
?: I'm the guardian of the Wheat fairies.
Danica: The first one was Spencer. Second was Clayton. Third was Rhett. He's crazy.
"So Spencer is the heir?"
Danica: Yes. Now if you excuse me, I got to get home.