Chapter 14: The FightEven though Danica is Monika and Stiles's child, she looks nothing like them.
She actually looks like Ayesha. Hmm......
Danica loves playing with her doll, she calls him Pal.
Danica: That green thing is about to crush us! *puts Pal up in the air to shield herself*
Monika: You know, it kind of concerns me that she just used her imaginary friend as a human shield.
"It should."
Monika had the always amazing job of potty training.
Monika: Okay, now you use the bathroom Danica.
Danica: NO!
Monika: 1......
Danica: ........
Monika: 2......
Danica: ........
Monika: ....2 and three quart-
Danica: YOU WIN THIS TIME MOM!
Monika: Always works.
Monika: Let's celebrate by reading this book okay?
"In the bathroom?"
Monika: Yes, in the bathroom.
Monika: Now Danica, when you get older you'll have to exercise to stay healthy. You can lift weights or use a treadmill.
Danica: I want to use a treadmill!
Monika: Sorry Danica, your too-
Danica: I WANT A TREADMILL NOW!
Monika: NEVERMIND! What's more important is that you study, you can study by reading a lot of books, like that painting one I just read to you.
Danica: Will you read books to me all the time?
Monika: For now, yes but when you age up-
Danica: I WANT YOU TO ALWAYS READ BOOKS TO ME!
Monika: NEVERMIND! How about umm...Flags! Mommy's friend, Harry, collects toy flags of different countries.
Danica: Can I meet Harry?
Monika: Maybe tomorrow dear-
Danica: I WANT TO MEET HARRY NOW!
Monika: NEVERMIND! How about....Ummm...Teeth! You'll have to brush your teeth every night to keep then clean and white!
Danica: Why don't you just color you teeth white every night?
Monika: Well-
Danica: I WANT TO USE CRAYONS NOT BRUSH MY TEETH!
Monika: NEVERMIND! What about......Dancing! Mommy loves dancing!
Danica: Dancing, Dancing.....Dancing.....Can I take dancing classes mommy?
Monika: Well-
"Monika, think about what to say."
Monika: Yes you can.
Danica: I love you mommy!
"Awww.."
Monika: I love you too Danica, now Auntie Tori's campaign fundraiser is about to start, I have to get dressed, so Auntie Maddie Will come in get you in a few minutes.
A few minutes later...Maddie: So Danica...Who's your favorite Aunt?
Danica: I hate all of them. Especially you.
Maddie: ......
Christopher Steel: Maddie?
Maddie: Christopher? *puts Danica on the ground*
Danica: Hey! Where are you going?! You can't just leave me here!
Maddie: Hi Christopher! Why are you here?
Christopher: I'm supporting Tori's campaign to get elected as mayer obviously.
Maddie: Hehe. Your so funny!
"Oh brother, I'll just-"
Maddie: Oh Christopher, guess what?
Christopher: What?
Maddie: Monika's in a Decadynasty!
Christopher: .....Umm...Cool. Where is she?
Maddie: She's over there, talking to Jamie Jolina. Why are you asking?
Christopher: Oh, Um...I'd....Like to congratulate her!
Maddie: Aww! That's so kind of you. See ya!
Christoper: See ya.
Christopher: So your in a dynasty eh? Funny, I didn't even know simmers were aware of your existence.
Monika: Excuse me?!
Christopher: You heard what I said, don't you act all insulted, because it's the truth.
Monika: The truth?! You wanna hear the truth? Well, every single spouse you've had only marries you for your traits, thin lips!
Christopher: THIN.....LIPS?!
Monika: You should better get going, you have a sculptures to sculpt, portraits to paint, and ambrosia to cook for your wife!
Christopher: How many times have YOU gotton married? How many children have YOU had? 0! Why? Because that face makes Arlo Bunch look attractive!
Monika: THATS IT!
"You shouldn't have said that Chris."
Chris: Come back here You-
Chris: ARGH!
Who will win the fight? Find out next time!