Dear Mr. Payne,
My name is Charissa Hilliard, and I would like to refer myself to your program. Currently I am a sophomore at Hidden Springs University, majoring in the biological sciences. My problem (besides being insane) is that although I love the outdoors, I'm not very fond of gardening or fishing (they're so slimy), both of which I need to graduate so that I can then get a horse. They won't let me have a horse here; if you would let me have a horse, I would be the best Sim ever -- you'll see! Also, I'm clumsy, and I don't like children. Maybe you can help me change? Because everyone says I would make beautiful babies. Here's what I look like --
Oh, I almost forgot -- my goal is to get better at fishing and gardening so I can graduate and get a horse. Preferably a black Arabian with a white star on its forehead.
Yours, Charissa
Dear Mr. Payne,
I hope you can help Miss Hilliard. We didn't realize she had a problem; we thought she was just talking to the plants until she got the Me, Myself, and I Achievement for insane Sims.
Maybe having a horse would help her; unfortunately our policy at HSU is very strict. Since only two of our students would be able to have a pet, we don't allow any. She does enjoy being outside, and could perhaps complete her course requirements in fishing and gardening while collecting beetles and butterflies for the zoology component of her degree. However, I can't help feeling that actually working with plants would be of benefit to her -- I've been taking care of her garden on the days when she swears that the weeds scream when she uproots them.
She has promised to send me updates on her progress if you decide to accept her as a client.
Sincerely yours, Estevan Clemens, Assistant Dean
P.S. Charissa is insane, clumsy, and an equestrian. She loves the outdoors and dislikes children.