:)OK so make a vampire baby. No adopting, this will lead to human. When you have a baby, wait until it gets to toddler stage. Teach it everything, read books, potty training, peg box, etc. When its a teenager, it should improve skills much faster, but as a young adult they will improve extremely fast. NOTE-you must INTERACT with objects such as the mirror or art easel. You can cure when satisfied with number of skills, but I didnt test the trick on humans....