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The Girl in Orange
Kelsey's Blog, Week 1 Day 1, 7.37pm
So Addison the trainee fairy godmother gave me a house. I asked for it to be pink and purple and it is pink and purple. Maybe fairy godmothers are all that they're cracked up to be after all.
But on the other hand she didn't give me any money. I have exactly 0 simoleans. 0. If numbers could be in capitals I'd write it in capitals too. Actually, why can't you have capital numbers? Excuse me, I need to write to the Prime Minister and ask.
Week 1, Day 1, 7.42pmThat should do it.
So yeah. I had to go to the community gardens to get food. Which is okay. Except for the lack of brightly coloured food. I didn't even have any money to buy food dye to make it more interesting like I used to in Sunset Valley. There was this really boring woman in brown glaring at me too, so I glared back. Treat others as you wish to be treated.
And then I realised somebody else was glaring at me.
She asked me what I was doing so I explained I was eating the peppers I'd found on the tree because I had no money. Like literally no money. It's not even metaphorically no money. Turns out she thought they were her peppers and so she was a little bit annoyed.
But I couldn't really listen very well because I was too distracted thinking she looked like a goldfish. I mean. Dressed in orange and yellow, with orange and yellow hair, and pulling a face like that? What's a girl to think?
And then she said... wait for it... that she thought goldfish would be able to defeat sharks! That's so awesome! Someone who finally realises the peril the world is in!
I can tell that me and Becca are going to be good friends.
Because she was nice and also clever enough to understand the dangers of sharks, I told her about my fairy godmother and the whole orphanage thing. She thought it was a brilliant idea to raise the kids to eventually hunt sharks, and offered to move in and help.
I may have lead her to believe the house was slightly more orange, though.
Here, for all my lovely fans, is a overhead shot of the house. I almost died trying to take it because I had to catch a lift on a penguin.
What do you mean penguins can't fly?
