Connor Frio and his Dynasty - Graveyard please

[Snufflesxx]

Chapter 9
Behold the Watcher!

And finally, my very mature toddler has grown up...
*cough*
Who was that?
*cough, cough, splutter!*
Maddy is that you?
No it’s me!
Who are you?
The Watcher, surely you know that?
The... Watcher?
Oh yeah, that’s me!
And... where are you?
In the sky... sort of
Ok...
I control your lives from above.
Really?
Yes, you are nothing but a virtual person which I command!
Then what are you?
A saddo who needs to socialize more with real people rather than virtual ones.
Alright then... can I carry on then?
Fine. But I’m changing my writing style.
So I don’t get to tell it anymore?
Not really...
Who’s that you’re talking to, Connor?
The Watcher, Madison.
The Who?
No, darling, not the Who. The Watcher!
And who’s the Watcher?
Some saddo in the sky that controls us.
Hey I never said you could call me a saddo!
That’s what you called yourself!
Yes, but I’m allowed to call myself that. You can’t.
Fine then. I don’t like her, Maddy.
You know, I can hear you.
What? All the time?
Yes, Madison.
What about me? Can you hear me?
Yes, even you, Coral.
Wait, can we have name labels? I’m getting so confused!
Yes, Connor.
Snuf: Better?
Connor, Madison and Coral: Much better!
Connor: So what do we call you? Do you have a name or should we just call you the Watcher?
Snuf: Can’t you read, Connor? I just labelled myself as Snuf.
Connor: So we should call you Snuf?
Snuf: Well, the full name is Snuffles but I suppose you can call me Snuf.
Aqua and Azure: *wail*
Madison: I better go.
Snuf: (she has no idea that it was me who commanded her to do that, hehe)
Connor: We can hear you as well you know. Wow, you’re a loud thinker.
Snuf: Shut up.
Connor: Well it was your stupid idea to have us talking to you.
Snuf: Shut up.
Connor: Fine then, I will. *sulks*
Snuf: Oh boy, this will be fun!

[Snufflesxx]

Chapter 10
Conversations with the Watcher

Connor: Can’t I just be ‘C’?
Snuf: No. The readers might mistake you for Coral.
Connor: There’s other people reading about my life too?
Snuf: Yup.
Connor: Coooool!
Snuf: Anyway, you can be ‘Con’ if you want.
Con: Cooooool!
Snuf: If you say that one more time, I’ll make you pee in front of the tv, try and fix it and then die from an electric shock.
Con: You wouldn’t really do that to me, would you? *fearful expression*
Snuf: Um... no.
Con: Cooooool!
Snuf: *scowl*

Actually, I’m sick of labelling myself.
Con: But you’ll label us, right?
Don’t you have something better to do other than pester me?
Con: Nope. I haven’t got many skills, apart from writing, which I never do anymore because you made us have four kids!
No I didn’t.
Con: Yes you did!
Still your fault.

I’m never going to get this stupid chapter completed if you Simies keep interrupting!
Coral: Sorry, Watcher.
Not your fault, Coral. Wait... Coral?









Coral: Yeah, when you were having a conversation with my dad, I grew up! Isn’t that neat?
Good for you Coral!
Coral: Thanks...
I’m done with you.
Coral *sulks* I’m the heir you know. The one that has to do a load of stupid requirements and then move away from my family so I can get married to the richest, most attractive boy you can find whilst stalking the town and then I have to move to his big house and have his kids so that they can just start the cycle all over again!
Um... where did you learn all that?
Coral: http://www.carls-sims-3-guide.com/challenges/towniedecadynasty.php Duh!
I didn’t know Sims could get the internet...
Coral: Course we can! I’m a big fan of Moshi Monsters...
Don’t even mention that name.
Coral: Sorry *rolls eyes*

I think I might post Finn and the twin’s birthdays next time. I feel like I’ve ran out of space for this chapter *glares at Connor and Coral*
Con + Cor: Not my fault *rolls eyes*
Why did I come up with the stupid idea of talking with my Sims?
Con: Because you’re dumb?
Says you who eats burnt waffles.
Con: Shut up...

[ratchie]

Don't you know that you never ever let your Sims near the internet at least this is a decadynasty and you don't have to explain about the whole immortality thing.

Rachel

[Snufflesxx]

Chapter 11
A birthday and a bedroom (not an exciting chapter really)

Cor: Can I quickly show them my new bedroom?
Fine.
Cor: This is my new bedroom. It’s got penguin things! PENGUINS! PENGUINS! PENGUINS!






Alright...
Cor: Hehehehehheeh!
I’m confused, Coral. You’re not evil or insane!
Cor: I know. I just love penguins. Isn’t there a trait called ‘Penguin Lover’?
Um... no.
Cor: Awww
Right, this is what happened last time. I get into conversations with you and then I waste chapters!
Cor: Fine then, get on with it!

Shortly after Coral’s birthday, it was time for Finn to age up.
Finn: Yay!
Oh, hey Finn.
Finn: Yay! The Watcher is talking to me! Yay!
Um, you’re not excitable, are you?
Finn: No, I just like saying Yay!
That is almost as annoying as Connor saying...
Con: Cooooool!
Gurrrrr.

Time for Finn's child birthday!
Finn: Wait! They haven't seen how cute I was as a toddler!
You weren't that cute...
Finn: Yes I was!
Fine, you were. But I didn't get many pictures of you so we'll just move on, shall we?
Finn: Ok *grumbles*




You know what the first thing that Finn did as a child?
Finn: Don't tell them please!
Hehe.
Finn: *hides head in hands*
Well...



He dressed as a princess!
Finn: I thought it was a knight's costume!
Yeah, right.
Finn: It's the truth I tell you, THE TRUTH!
You just carry on believing that.
Finn: No wonder Dad hates you.
At least I'm not one of those evil watchers who sees how many ways they can kill their Sims.
Finn: I love you, Snuf!
Thank you

[Snufflesxx]

Don't you know that you never ever let your Sims near the internet at least this is a decadynasty and you don't have to explain about the whole immortality thing.

Rachel

Finn: What's she talking about, Snuf?
Oh... nothing.
Coral: Hey, I want to know.
Really it's nothing...
Coral and Finn: We want to know!
Fine then, Coral, go on http://www.carls-sims-3-guide.com/forum/index.php?topic=1810.0, ok?
Coral: *copy and pasting web address*
Coral: Got it! Eight generations, Immortal, Ambrosia, etc, etc. Cool! If I were part of this family then I would become Immortal and I'd get to watch Finn die! Heeheheheh!
Finn: Yay! Wait... you'd get to live forever and I'd die? That's not fair!
Seriously, being Immortal isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Coral and Finn: ... how do you know?
*bangs head against desk*

[ArianaJade]

Coral is a very pretty kid. I love her bedroom too. And the sibling rivalry between her and Finn. Good luck with the dynasty!

[Snufflesxx]

Coral is a very pretty kid. I love her bedroom too. And the sibling rivalry between her and Finn. Good luck with the dynasty!

Thank you 

[Snufflesxx]

Chapter 12
Birthdays for Toddlers and haven’t I forgotten someone...?

Mad: Me?
Um, not you.
Mad: Do I have to be labelled as Mad?
Well you are.
Mad: I am not! I’m not insane, like Dorie and Gus Hart.
Not in that way.
Mad: In what way then?
Well...



Mad: Yes... it doesn’t make me mad though
In my world it does
Mad: But in your world, your pregnancies last for 9 months, you don’t take your toddlers all the way into the garden to feed them and you can’t have ghost babies. What is wrong with you?
I’ll ignore that.

Before I get onto the person that I’ve ignored...
Con: Is it me?
No!
Con: Well you haven’t mentioned me for two chapters...
If you carry on this way, I’ll make you the headstone, not Madison!
Mad: I have to become a headstone? Nobody told me about it!
Cor: Come with me Mum and I’ll tell you all about it.
Thanks Coral
Cor: Don’t mention it

Anyway, it’s time for the twin’s birthday!
Aqua: Stupid siblings and parents, always interrupting on my special moments! Why must my family be so annoying?
Seriously, Aqua, you’ve got it lucky.
Aqua: How?
Well, you could be one of the Bunch kids
Aqua: Point taken (*shudders at thought of being a Bunch kid*)

Birthdays!
First, Aqua, with her new hair and outfits, all in Irish Green, her favourite colour






Then Azure, in her new clothes which are all Red






Happy birthday guys!
Aqua: Thanks.
Azure: ...
Alright then...

And finally, the person I’ve been ignoring (Con and Mad: Me?)...



Yes, Mr (or Mrs!) Nooboo!
Mad: Hey Nooboo!
Con: NOOBOO!? *runs away*
Where you off to, Connor?
Con: Going to hide. Too many nooboos. TOO MANY I TELL YOU! *screams*
I think all this talk of nooboos has made him lose it...
Mad: Also, I have something to tell you Snuf...
Yes?
Mad: You know when you changed my lifetime wish?
Uh huh...
Mad: You clicked the wrong LTR by accident...
What did I choose?
Mad: ...fertility treatment
*bangs head against desk*

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Chapter 13
I Love Nooboos, do you love Nooboos?

Mad: Yes.
Con: No.
Rhetorical question guys.
Con: Still no.
For goodness sake, Connor! Your lifetime wish is to raise five kids from babies to teenagers.
Con: Madison can raise them until they’re children, then they just do their own thing, and when they become teenagers, I get to shout at them when they come home past their curfew and comment on the length of their skirts.
Seriously, Connor, what age are you living in?
Con: How the heck should I know? Sims 3 is apparently based 50 years before Sims 2 but everything looks the same to me!
How do you know anything about Sims 2?
Con: I was one once. I was married to Bella Goth and everything!
Were you? Now there’s a surprise.
Con: Then I got abducted by aliens and I had an alien baby. It was well awesome!
Somehow I can picture you doing that.
Con: Coooool!
I’ll just your bladder fill up, shall I?
Con: *runs away*
What is it with him and running away?

Anyway, Madison had her nooboo. Yes, nooboo. No plurals, thank heavens. Plus, it would spoil my plans for Finn and Aqua.
Finn and Aqua: What plans?
Hehheheheh, you’ll just have to wait and see (MWAHAHAHA FOOLISH SIMS MWHAHAHAH!)
Finn: If you were a Sim, one of your traits would definitely be Evil.
...true

The Readers: Tell us the name of the Nooboo! Please tell us!
Frio children: Yes, tell us, oh glorious Watcher!
Con: *screams and runs away* Don’t tell me! Don’t even mention the word nooboo!
Mad: His name is....... Blue
Con: *looks up to the sky* Blue? Seriously, could you not have been more creative than that?
Give me a break, guys. Its hard thinking of blue/sea themed names at 11:30pm when you’re trying to drink milk and eat chocolate simultaneously. 

Here he is... Blue!

[Snufflesxx]

Chapter 14
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!

Aqua: Thank you!
Oh, well, I wasn’t really...
Aqua: You’re the best Watcher ever! I love you.
I love you too, Aqua.

Time for Aqua and Azure’s birthdays.

First Aqua, helped by Mummy.




Then Azure, assisted by Daddy.
Con: I don’t want to touch it! Don’t make me touch the nooboo! *freaks out*
I think you’re developing a nooboophobia, Connor
Con: You would too if you’d had five kids, including twins.
Fair play.





My little girlies got new hairstyles and clothes in their favourite colours.
Aqua:







Azure:







I tried out Aqua with Madison's old hairstyle. She looked quite cute, like a mini Maddy.



But she preferred this:



I don't have one of Azure's new hair but it's not the one in the pictures above.
Azure: *scowls*

Happy Birthday, guys!
Aqua: I’m so amazing! Look at me, I’m so fantastic! Lalalalalal!
I don’t understand you sometimes, Aqua.
Aqua: I don’t understand myself sometimes.
Ok...
Got anything to say, Azure?
Azure: *holds up board* I can’t speak, because you never made Mum or Dad teach me to speak.
How can you write then?
Azure: I’m a Genius, remember. I can do anything I want.
Apart from speak *sniggers*
Azure: Laugh all you like. I’m going to go further in the world than you ever will.
I hate to break it to you, Azure, but you’re a virtual person made from pixels. You will never live anywhere other than Sunset Valley. You will also die long, long before I will.
Azure: Shut up.

I also changed their bedroom. Unfortunately, I had to destroy part of it to create a room for Blue.
Here it is:



Aqua: What on earth is this?
Azure: *gives an 'what on earth is this?' look*
Well, I couldn't afford beds that were more expensive that this. And it only left about 300 in the family funds so basically you're broke.
Aqua: I don't like this bed.
Enjoy your prison beds!

[Snufflesxx]

Chapter 15
Unleash the Genie!

Firstly, I got a picture of Azure’s new hairstyle. I know a lot of people hate this hair but I thought that it looked rather nice on her and really represented her personality.



Azure: *scribbles on whiteboard* Are you saying that I’m withdrawn?
No, not at all... actually I am.
Azure: Thanks a bunch.
You’re welcome!

Anyway, I changed my mind about Madison being the headstone...
Con: What? So I’m going to die?
First. Madison will die too.
Con: So we’ll be together in the afterlife?
Yup.
Con: Coooool!

So I thought she should spend her happiness points on something worthwhile...



Behold the Magic Lamp!
Mad: Do you think I should rub it?
Good thing I made you watch Aladdin last night.
Mad: Oh yeah, Disney is awesome!
Indeed it is! You’ve got taste, Madison.
Mad: Thank you...



Genie Sidney: RAWR! I am the GENIE!
Mad: I thought dinosaurs said rawr. Oh my God, had EA added dinosaurs to the store?
Genie Sidney: Um... no.
I really think you need to team up with the CrumpleSteels and start a petition to get dinosaurs on Sims 3.
Mad: I’ll look into it.

GS: *singing* You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend, you ain’t never had friend, never had a friend, you ain’t EVER... EVER... HAD A FRIEND... LIKE... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mad: Ok, can I have my wish now?



GS:  Only when I have finished singing every song from every Aladdin movie
Mad: Fine, just do it.

2 hours later...

Mad: Now can I have my first wish?
GS: Yes, oh glorious Master
Mad: I don’t  mind the glorious bit, but do I have to be ‘Master’? Can I be ‘Mistress’?
GS: No. My lamp, my rules.
Mad: Fine then. I wish for loads of money!
GS: So be it, oh glorious Master!




Boom! 100,000 straight into family funds!
I’m starting to think that there is now no need for the ‘Inheritance’ LTR because it costs the same as the ‘Dusty Old Lamp’ but you get 3 wishes, one of which gives you 100,000, whilst Inheritance only gives you around 30,000. Pointless, eh?
Con: What are you rambling about?
Nothing (sheesh!)

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Chapter 16
Redecoration, redecoration, redecoration!

Before I start this chapter, I’ve created a family tree for the Frio family. As you can guess, it’s not very exciting at the moment but I’ll work on it whenever there’s a development. I’ll also post it on my intro so that it will be easy to find.

Frio Family Tree

Using all the money from the Genie wish, I upgraded the house and added an extra floor.
The twins now have a much larger room upstairs.



Aqua: Thanks, Snuf.
You deserved it.
There is a second bathroom on that floor too which is in the same colours of the twin’s bedroom.



Also up there is a bedroom for the family’s butler, Benny.



Benny: It’s tiny.
But it has some pony stuff in it.
Benny: I love it!

I decided to change the twin’s old bedroom into something really cool.
Con: How cool? Like, how cool on a scale of 1 to 10?
11.
Con: Cooooool! What is it?



A Cinema room!
Con: That. Is. Absolutely. Coooooooooooooooooooooooool!
Glad you like it Connor.

[Snufflesxx]

Chapter 17
Genies Love Birthdays

Coral aged up into a beautiful teen. She was sick of Sea Foam so she decided to switch to pink.








Guess who else’s birthday it was?
Finn: Mine?
No...
Con: Mine?
Indeed!
Con: I was looking forward to having a birthday party but, oh no, I ended up aging up in the bathroom.




But your wife and a Genie were there. You have to admit, that’s pretty cool.



Con: I know! How many men can honestly say that their wife cares about their birthday?
That’s not really what I meant...



Straight afterwards, Connor started to experiment with his appearance. He tried different beards and moustaches...



Con: This one?
No way!



Con: What about this?
Absolutely no way on Earth are you going to wear that in public
Con: Fine, I'll just go back to my old style but with new hair.
I think that would be best for everyone...

I’d forgotten to tell you that Madison had aged up and is having a midlife crisis. One of her wishes was to buy a worth 10,000 or more. So she got a nice little Renault.



What you up to, Coral?



Cor: Shhh! The rest of the family are asleep!
*whispers* Sorry. Anyway, I didn’t know you were athletic.
Cor: I’m not.
So why are you working out?
Cor: I’m fat.
No you’re not!
Cor: I am. My mum was fat...
She’s not really. She’s been thin-ish since you were born.
Cor: I know. But on Sims 3 Wiki, it said that Madison VanWatson is ‘fat’.
How many times have I told you, Coral? Stop going on the internet!
Cor: You ruined my childhood by banning me from Moshi Monsters and now you won’t even let me learn facts about my mother?
Exactly.

[Lunarpixels]

I love the story so far! I love your writing style! Coral is beautiful!

[Snufflesxx]

Chapter 18
Finn is a naughty boy!

Finn: No I’m not!
You are. Let me explain what happened:



Connor was shouting at you because you had been trying to fiddle with the sink so it would spray water into the face of anyone who tried to use it.
Finn: And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for that meddling parent!
Sims can watch Scooby Doo too?
Finn: Scooby What?
Oh right then...
Anyway, you tried to pull the same prank whilst he was still standing behind you.



Then you were sent for a time out. However you started to pull funny faces with your Imaginary Friend and got shouted at all over again.




Finn: She pulled faces at me first!
I don’t care.
So you ended up spending an hour in Sim time on the naughty step.



Finn: Well it wasn’t really a step.

At least you finished your homework.
Finn: Actually, I just draw pictures of my teachers which made them look very fat. Almost spherical in fact. Look, I even added stink waves!
Go to your room, you bad boy!
Finn: *grubbles and walks away*
Still, I hope it taught you a lesson!
Finn: Yes, it did: don’t try to pull a prank while your parent is standing behind you!
*rolls eyes*