Re: Colt's Return: 07/22/14 - Move to Graveyard (Updated)

[sdhoey]

Woah! So much has happened!
First of all, your updates on Cage were super cute,
Secondly, the more Sims your family knows, the more lag. I can imagine Caden doing a super job on the guitar. He probably knows over 75% of your town now.
When part of those townies die off, you'll have less lag, I promise. 

Thanks SimBlip, Caden is doing great. He is right now at the Flying V playing for tips.

Cage is doing his reading while heather and Colt do their sculpting.  Just keeping them busy. I'm dreading the looses that are coming up. 2 to be exact. But they are still a few days out.

[sdhoey]

Colt Loves a Good Fight

Malcolm: I'm gonna ask you to leave.
Colt: Hey look Goofy, you invited me.

Colt: I wouldn't have came, but I needed a good laugh tonight..
Malcolm: Boring.

Colt: Boring? This party is so dead that Simis has more life than this..
Me: Oh boy, I see where this is going..

Malcolm: Look Brooks, I don't know HOW you got on my list, but just leave, I, I don't want any problems.
Colt: Problems?? Your problems are just beginning son..

ME: *blinking fast* WOW that slap was so fast I didn't even see it coming..

Colt: Malcolm, you are a stuffy ole couch and you need to be taught who really is the better MAN!!

Malcolm: I'm more of a GENTLEMAN than you'll ever be Brooks,
Colt: Oh really, Right here right now, pansy...








Colt: Hrph!! That's how you "Git R Done" Son!!


Colt: You better watch your back Malcolm. I declare you my sworn enemy now.. I have you number.. 

[sdhoey]

More Pay Back and Don't Steal My Great Grandson's Candy..

Well the evil ones sleep, Brooke is in the Bathroom, once more, setting the stage for Colt. Here we all thought she had given up on it..


Brooke: I feel you watching, but that's not gonna stop me..
ME: Whatever..

Brooke: Hehehe, I love this, it is just soo much evil fun.

Brooke: Grandpa, I think the showers broke again..

Colt: It's getting to be were a man can't even sleep in his own home anymore..

Heather: What have done Brooke?
Brooke: Nothing Auntie.. Just the shower broke again.
ME: Yeah right

Colt: Hmm excuse me ladies, unless you want to see me in my undies, PLEASE GET OUT!!

Colt: Things I do for my woman folk.. I need sleep and I wish you would away woman..
Me: NOT ON YOUR LIFE OLE MAN!!


Colt: Shower seems fine to me..
ME: Wait for it.. wait for it..


BAM... Greenish hair
COLT: WHAT!!! BROOKE BROOKS!!! Your GROUNDED!!!




Colt: WOMAN, I'm gonna take an shower, Then I want you OUT of here, Then I'm going back to bed!!

Colt: YAWN
ME: Goodnight Sexy man..

[sdhoey]

Brooke: Good morning my little nephew
Cage: Auntie Brooke up up

Brooke: Is that a dirty diaper or the goodness in you?
Cage: You stink of evil lady

Brooke: Touche

Brooke: first Diaper


Brooke: Now clothes


Brooke: Now, I want some candy..
Cage: Oh your not taking my candy

Cage: Lets go out and play ok?
Brooke: Nope

Swipe
Cage: Brooke, you just wait!! I'm gonna get you...

Cage: Grammy, Auntie Brooke stole my lolli

Penny: What honey? Like this?swipes

Cage: WHAAAHHHHH Grandpa Colttt

Colt: It's ok little man, Grandpa will get you a new lolli, Brooke Brooks, leave now!!
Brooke: Yes sir


Colt: Penny Brooks, That was uncalled for!! This is your grandson!!
Penny: BUT honey..

Colt: No But honey me. Brooke is young, But YOU will NOT touch any other Lollis in this house again!!

Penny: You don't own me Colt Brooks,
Colt: NO BUT I do own this house, and you are married to me.

Penny: What does that mean?
Colt: Touch another lolli and we are done.. and you can be alone until the end.. DO I make myself clear?

Penny: Fine, but I don't have to like it
Colt: I don't care if you like it or not.

[Dextra2]

Sdhoey, I can't see any of the pitures for todays update. Could you fix that?

[sdhoey]

It might be photobucket, but I'm seeing them on my phone. When I back home I'll check everything. At the gym on the treadmill.

[SimBlip]

Another sworn enemy... Colt sure knows how to pick a fight.
Naughty Brooke! There she is, paying back Colt for him stealing her candy... and then she swipes some from little Cage.
Oh, and big surprise when Colt reprimands his wife. Not only, because he used to swipe candy himself. But also because he threatens to break up their marriage over this. 
Do I sense more trouble brewing?

Very dramatic updates! I love it. 

[sdhoey]

Brooke went to school, but when she got there, it said School not in session. Guess they got the day off. So I found her playing kitty cats with herself out front.



Caden at the Flying V playing for tips..



This one, now is my Favorite pic, he starts rockin those hips back and forth!! *swoons*


Back at the ranch

Brooke went home so she finished her painting and I really liked it..


I can't remember who painted this one, but its really nice also..


Colby catches up on his painting..


Colt is at the other end working on his sculpting, and he really enjoys it..

Finally Little Cage enjoys his books.. his Birthday is coming up soon..

[sdhoey]

Agnes and Penny Square Off

Me: Oh My, this is not going to end very good.


Agnes: Well, Penny, Age agrees well with you. How have you been?
Penny: Age has nothing to do with it.
Agnes: Really?


Penny: I found me a great honey, and he takes great care of me, and loves me so much.
Agnes: Aw I'm so happy for you Penny. Sounds as if you found something like what Colt and I have.


Penny: What do you mean have? Honey, your the last thing on his mind these days.
Agnes: Excuse me? Colt is my husband and he loves me forever.


Penny: Hm Mrs. Transparent. I AM THE NEW MRS. BROOKS!!! I keep his bed warm at nights.
Agnes: NOOO, not my Colt.. You little Llama.. your lying..


Penny: You never come out to house, you forgot all about him.. go back to your dirt nap lady.

Penny: By the time, I'm finished with him, He'll be saying Agnes who??
Agnes: Why you...


Agnes: Well, You came into our home a little gutter snipe and you are still that way.. BENEATH US.
Penny: Why you..


Colt: PENNY AGNES, What is going on here...

Agnes: Ask your pretty little bed warmer here "Dear Husband"

Colt: Penny, what have you done?
Penny: She needed to know.

Colt: Go to the other side or go home Penny. I mean it..
Penny: BUT?
Colt:Now!


Agnes: Colt, How could you? I love you, we took vows..
Colt: Honey calm down, I'll explain, I should have been the one in the first place.


Colt: But first sweetie, I have to tell you about Brooke, your granddaughter.
Agnes: A granddaughter? Oh my..


Colt: Yes and a true Brooks, She has my evil trait, Athletic, and Rebellious.. oh boy is she a handful. She likes to Paint.
Agnes: She sounds like her grandpa..

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Colt: I'm so sorry about Penny honey. I wanted to tell you. Agnes I still love you and she knows that. My heart will always belong to you. But I'm only a Sim man. I do have needs too. Please forgive me.
Agnes: Oh my love. I forgive you. Just keep HER away from me..

Colt: That's my sweet hot sexy momma..


Colt: I miss you so much momma. It's killing me.
Agnes: Don't give up sexy man. You can't, I'm waiting for you..

Colt: NO Don't go momma.
Agnes: I have too. I love you Colt
Colt: I love you Agnes Brooks Always and Forever



Back at the house:

Colt: Great here come Amber, and stop looking at me like that woman, I'm am very furious with you.
Penny: Oh Honey, it's ok


OH NO he's starting to Glow that EVIL RED..
Penny: Hmm, Colt, things are fine now right?
Colt: What did I tell you the other day?

Colt: Stop with all this crazy stuff Penny. Act your age..


Colt: Oh no.. Flowers aren't going to get you out of this one.. Just keep them.

Penny: That Llama, has you wrapped around her clear little finger. What do I get Colt?
Colt: You have me. She can't have me now.


Colt: You will not address her in that manner. I do not want to hear you speak her name, or even speak OF her.
Penny: I can't believe this.

Colt: Penny GROW UP, Stop acting like the world owes you something. Just be happy that we have each other, and love each other.


Penny: Your right, I'll try to stop acting like the world owes me and try to be more respecting of others and especially your love of Agnes.
Colt: That's a start, That's all I ask.



Colt: Now let's go make up..
Penny: Race ya..

[Ricalynn]

Geez Colt.  I can't tell if Artie would be proud or worried.  Wow a lot has happened since the last time I commented.  Cage is adorable but you knew that.  I got a thing for Brooke though.  Can't put my finger on why though

[ladyaya]

How the heck do you get your toddlers to stand up when you take your pictures in CAS?
Other than that, what i've read so far I love! I'm just sad that Ciaran can't compare to Artie or Colt in the same way.

[sdhoey]

Geez Colt.  I can't tell if Artie would be proud or worried.  Wow a lot has happened since the last time I commented.  Cage is adorable but you knew that.  I got a thing for Brooke though.  Can't put my finger on why though

Oh Colt Ain't got nothing on Artie. LOL Artie is still #1 on the Evil chart. I wonder if it's because Brooke is INSANE, EVIL,AND REBELLIOUS with a touch of Athletic? She's a piece of work she is..

How the heck do you get your toddlers to stand up when you take your pictures in CAS?
Other than that, what i've read so far I love! I'm just sad that Ciaran can't compare to Artie or Colt in the same way.

ladyaya, that is the evil works of Grim trying to make Colt fail. LOL It has been found hiding in places it should not have been hiding and REMOVED!!!

Ciaran is his own Evil.. He will grow into his own. I love your story..

[Louise56]

This was a dramatic update, it was watching a soap opera and I love my soaps.
I don't like Penny very much.

[sdhoey]

This was a dramatic update, it was watching a soap opera and I love my soaps.
I don't like Penny very much.

Thanks Louise, I love my soaps too. Those two make it easy to right for. One minute I'm like ok, everyone is just skilling and working, then BAM Colts either having a fight with someone, or Penny is making life with him very interesting.