Simis: Agnes, Why are you just standing there?
ME: Ah, I think her water broke
Simis: *freaks out* COLT!!!!

Simis: At least the party was a success and everyone has left.
Colt: OMG OMG DON'T JUST STAND THERE WOMAN!!!
ME: As long as you keep yelling at her she will.

Colt: Honey, The books didn't say ANYTHING about PAIN and you screaming!!
ME and Simis: *whistles*
Agnes: UGH.. *BREATHES* Simis shut him up before I hurt him..

Colt: Easy there babe, No need to get violent.. your just having a baby.
ME/SIMIS: UTOH, your dead now.
Agnes: You YOU YOU, beast!!!! SHUT UP!!! GET THE CAR!!!!


Colt: Honey, baby, Sweet sexy mama, Do you want me to drive?
ME: I'd shut up if I was you!!

Agnes: You beast can stay put out here!!

Colt: WAIT A MINUTE!
ME: I'd listen, Never argue with a woman in labor, you'll never win.
Colt: But it's my nooboo!! I want to be there!!


Colt: Well I'll be, lock me up and throw away the key... it's a boy..
Agnes: Colt Brooks, meet your son, Colby Brooks, he loves out doors, and is a Genius. Takes after his mother!!
ME: Congrats mama!!

Generation 2 is born COLBY BROOKS

ME: Daddy call a taxi and lets get this little one home, it's getting late..
