Emerald's Romance
Hey, look! I updated within a week of my last update! When's the last time that happened? January?A: Wow. It's so dark down here, eh Olly?
Olly: ...
A: So I guess you're not one of those talking portraits like in Harry Potter? That'd be pretty cool.
Olly: ...
A: Hmph! Be that way.
Alsonot: I can't believe Uncle Olly's gone! Why did he have to die?
A: Everyone dies eventually, So. Except for your dad, I guess.
Bonehilda: I won't die, either. Not that anyone cares.
A: You don't count.
Bonehilda: It's not my fault Will Wright thought he was being smart and added a skeleton maid! I didn't sign up for this gig!
Alsonot: Thanks for the support, guys.
Bonehilda: Personally, I think he's better off.
Alsonot: How can you say that!?
Bonehilda: Think about it. All he ever got to do was garden and fish. He barely got to spend any time with his family. I think he'd be happy now.
Alsonot: Well, I guess you're right. Maybe he's in a better place.
Bonehilda: If only I were so lucky.
Emerald: So, meet at the pool? Sounds good to me! See you soon, bye!
A: Who was that?
Emerald: Newton Baker. We're going on a date at the pool.
A: Cool! Wish you luck.
Emerald: Thanks! What could go wrong?
A: Don't say that! Now everything will go wrong! *sigh*
A: Hey, Newt. What's slithering?
Newton: Greetings, Watcher.
A: Seriously? I just made a next joke and you didn't even bat an eyelash. What's wrong with you?
Newton: I suppose I just don't have much a sense of humor. Hey, gotta go. Emerald's walking up to me.
A: Wait, what's on her queue- No! Don't use Funny interactions! Stop!
Emerald: Hey Newton, check out this video I found online! Pretty funny, eh?
Newton: I suppose it is rather droll.
Emerald: Just droll? It's hilarious, don't you think?
Newton: Sorry, I guess I just don't see the humor in it.
Emerald: Really? It's got bunnies and everything.
Newton: Bunnies? Ugh. Horrible things, bunnies. What's with all those carrots, anyway?
Emerald: Really, Newton!?
Newton: What? A bit of an overreaction, don't you think?
Emerald: How can somebody not love bunnies!? They're adorable!
Newton: I-
Emerald: And those carrots? What else are they supposed to eat? Beets? Ugh.
Newton: I'm sorry, Em-
Emerald: I just don't think this relationship will work out. See ya.
Emerald: Hey, what's wrong?
Kurt: My mom just died.
Emerald: Hey, would you look at that! My dad just died, too. That's something we have in common, isn't it?
Kurt: Um... I guess.
Emerald: So, how about a date at the beach tomorrow?
Kurt: Um... Sure?
Emerald: Great! See you there!
A: That wouldn't happen to be your 25th Ice Sculpture, would it?
Notzo: It would indeed. Can I leave now? I haven't slept since I moved in, you know.
A: Yup. Have a good night. Be right back.
Not: Why are you waking me up, A?
A: Well, Notzo just finished up his sculptures, which means the ice studio's free.
Not: Drat. It's my turn, isn't it?
A: Yup. Have fun.
A: I thought you were going to bed, Notzo?
Notzo: Turns out I'm still on my coffee fix, so I'm passing the time by sculpting Jules.
Jules: Make sure my nose is just right!
Notzo: She has high standards.
A: So I see.
Alsonot: Look, Dad. I get that you're trying to get some father-daughter time, and that's cool.
Crazy: But...
Alsonot: Could we please watch something besides Got Garden? Your skill bar is distracting me.
Crazy: Come on. You know how important this Dynasty is. If I don't get my Gardening up, we might not get life fruit.
Alsonot: You can't take a break for 5 minutes? Ugh!
Emerald: Hey, cutie. I could just eat you up right now.
Kurt: Aw, you're too sweet.
Emerald: As long as you're not meat. I'm still a vegetarian, you know. Wouldn't want any chicken in my stomach, after all.
Kurt: Thanks? I guess?
A: You aren't worried you're moving too fast, Emerald?
Emerald: Crazy and Jules got married in 6 hours. What's the worst that could happen?
A: Stop saying that!
Kurt: What are you doing!?
Emerald: But, it was good. We were eating, and then-
Kurt: I'm sorry, but I just don't see you that way?
Emerald: Then what was with all the flirting?
Kurt: Flirting? I thought we were talking about dinner?
A: Oh, good grief.
Notzo: So how was your day, Emerald?
Emerald: Horrible. Why can't I ever go on a date that ends well. Two dates, two disasters! So humilating!
Notzo: Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe fate's trying to tell you that you're looking the wrong way for love. That your real soul mate's out there somewhere.
Emerald: Yeah, maybe. If only I could find him somewhere.
Notzo: *blush* He might be closer than you think.