Emerald and Other Matters
A: Am I the only one who thinks it's ironic that you have a higher Painting skill than Artistic?
Not: Why should you? We have the exact same traits.
A: Really?
Not: Yeah. Artistic, Hydrophobic, and Loves the Outdoors.
A: AUDREN! Why can't you be more creative!?
A: Where'd you come from? Never seen you before.
Monika: I'm Monika the Freezer Bunny gnome.
A: What expansion did you come from?
Monika: Probably one of the three that came out since this Dynasty started. Or maybe I came from the future three expansions that will come out as your
still trying to finish.
A: Great. Even the gnomes are snarking me.
A: How do you like your new Torture Chamber, Notzo?
Notzo: Pretty good, for a torture chamber. I'd rather not overheat now that we actually have Seasons.
A: Good. Soon you'll be out of there. See, check this out.
Notzo: Hey, look! A Moodlet Manager!
A: Yup. Try it out.
Notzo: Okay! *zap*
A: Well?
Notzo: I don't get it. I don't feel any different.
A: Hmm. I'll have to ask my forum buddies. In the meantime, I guess you'll just have to stay here.
Notzo: NO!!!!!!!!!
A: What's up, Bones?
Bonehilda: You know, enjoying retirement.
A: But, you're dead.
Bonehilda: Exactly.
Bonehilda: Just fall over like this, okay?
Biscuit: But I
know how to play dead.
Bonehilda: I know. I'm just trying to remember the good old days.
Biscuit: Of being dead?
Bonehilda: After working as a maid for 70 years, don't you think I'm entitled to a little bit of rest?
A: Glad to see you're trying to bond with your children, Olly.
Olliver: Shh! This requires intense concentration.
Emerald: Rock! Paper! Scissors!
Olliver: ROAR!
Emerald: What are you doing, Dad?
Olliver: Winning the game.
Emerald: You didn't win, I just never made a sign.
Olliver: Po-tay-toes, po-ta-toes, Emerald.
A: The final piece of the puzzle.
Crazy: Ambrosia. Food of the gods. We're actually gonna do this, aren't we?
A: Yup. Not much longer now.
(-All Crazy needs to do is maintain his friends and get his Elder pieces completed. Everything else is finished. I'm actually going to have an Immortal.)Notzo: My tongue is hurting!
A: That's why you don't stick your tongue all over your art! Did Michaelangelo start licking his statues before sending them off?
Notzo: Wait. I didn't know turtles could sculpt.
A: *facepalm*
A: This many people should never be in a bathroom at one time.
Crazy: For the record, I
am wearing clothes. I'm not that crazy.
Artistic: Yet.
Olliver: Hey, Emerald.
Emerald: What do you want, Dad?
Olliver: I was going to ask if you wnated to move in with us. I know I haven't been the best father to you, but I want to make up for that. I want to spend my final days with my daughter by my side.
Emerald: Okay, Dad. I'll move in.
Olliver: Thank you, Emerald.
Emerald: Hey, check out that Notzo over there. Pretty hot, isn't he?
Olliver: Curse you, Attraction System!!!