Horse Rage
Crazy: See, I'm potty-training Not. I'm behaving myself. No candy!
A: You seem to be taking care of Not. Thinking about Karate?
Crazy: Yeah, I miss him.
A: Well, maybe you'll see him again in this Dynasty. You may be a better father than I thought, Crazy.
A: As usual, you get my hopes up, and squash them like a bug.
Crazy: What? I was hungry!
Jules: Why do you want a sculpture of yourself, Olliver? You're not immortal.
Olliver: Exactly. I want to be remembered when I'm gone.
A: We'll miss you, Olliver.
Olliver: Me, too.
A: I still think it's funny that Alsonot looks so different from her siblings. I kind of wish she was the heir. Don't you, Crazy?
Crazy: Eh.
A: You just want a Dynasty filled with Sims that look like you, don't you?
Crazy: Yeah.
Wild Horse 1: Look at that Sim. Sculpting outside, waking us up!
Wild Horse 2: Yeah, who does she think she is?
Wild Horse 1: Too bad we can't get into that garden, though.
Wild Horse 2: Hey, I have a revenge plan! *whisper whisper*
A: Crazy!? Are you okay!?
Crazy: *choke* Help! *choke* me! *choke*
A: Crazy. Just because you don't like your daughter doesn't mean you can pretend to choke to get out of potty-training.
Crazy: Aww....
A: Now, let me go check on the life-
A: -fruit.
(Audren Note: Usually, it's fun finding new features in expansion packs you never knew could happen. Not this time. One of those wild horses ate my life fruit plant! It had just harvested, too, based on the deathflower growth! Seeing as Olliver is 87 or so, I may not have time for him to grow a new life fruit before he dies. This was a real curveball in my Dynasty. Thankfully, I still have time for Crazy to learn Gardening and plant some Life Fruit, too.)