Immortal Immortal Dynasty 5.0: The Last Birthday

[Audren]

Horse Rage

Crazy: See, I'm potty-training Not. I'm behaving myself. No candy!
A: You seem to be taking care of Not. Thinking about Karate?
Crazy: Yeah, I miss him.
A: Well, maybe you'll see him again in this Dynasty. You may be a better father than I thought, Crazy.



A: As usual, you get my hopes up, and squash them like a bug.
Crazy: What? I was hungry!



Jules: Why do you want a sculpture of yourself, Olliver? You're not immortal.
Olliver: Exactly. I want to be remembered when I'm gone.
A: We'll miss you, Olliver.
Olliver: Me, too.



A: I still think it's funny that Alsonot looks so different from her siblings. I kind of wish she was the heir. Don't you, Crazy?
Crazy: Eh.
A: You just want a Dynasty filled with Sims that look like you, don't you?
Crazy: Yeah.



Wild Horse 1: Look at that Sim. Sculpting outside, waking us up!
Wild Horse 2: Yeah, who does she think she is?
Wild Horse 1: Too bad we can't get into that garden, though.
Wild Horse 2: Hey, I have a revenge plan! *whisper whisper*



A: Crazy!? Are you okay!?
Crazy: *choke* Help! *choke* me! *choke*



A: Crazy. Just because you don't like your daughter doesn't mean you can pretend to choke to get out of potty-training.
Crazy: Aww....
A: Now, let me go check on the life-


 
A: -fruit.

(Audren Note: Usually, it's fun finding new features in expansion packs you never knew could happen. Not this time. One of those wild horses ate my life fruit plant! It had just harvested, too, based on the deathflower growth! Seeing as Olliver is 87 or so, I may not have time for him to grow a new life fruit before he dies. This was a real curveball in my Dynasty. Thankfully, I still have time for Crazy to learn Gardening and plant some Life Fruit, too.)

[Ellenser]

(Audren Note: Usually, it's fun finding new features in expansion packs you never knew could happen. Not this time. One of those wild horses ate my life fruit plant! It had just harvested, too, based on the deathflower growth! Seeing as Olliver is 87 or so, I may not have time for him to grow a new life fruit before he dies. This was a real curveball in my Dynasty. Thankfully, I still have time for Crazy to learn Gardening and plant some Life Fruit, too.)

Oh dear, that's terrible. I hope you succeed! That would be a rather uninspiring way to end Immortal Dynasty 5.0!

[Audren]

Oh dear, that's terrible. I hope you succeed! That would be a rather uninspiring way to end Immortal Dynasty 5.0!

Oh, don't worry! I won't let this Dynasty end because of a horse. 

[Rhoxi]

Wow, Crazy and Not look so much like many of the sims from Ratchie's simself dynasty! I think it's that Sekemoto-type face shape.

Here's to hoping you get those life fruits. Bad horses, no apples for you!

[Erythrocyte]

I love finding good Dynasty stories to read - and this is definitely one of them!
Thanks for sharing your story.

[loveSims]

Silly horses! Better keep an eye on them

[SimBlip]

Hi, Audren, I really like your story. I now will be notified of new posts. Keep it up!

[Audren]

Hi, Audren, I really like your story. I now will be notified of new posts. Keep it up!

Thanks. I'm still slogging through the toddler years. Three toddlers are a handful, especially with a father like Crazy! I should be able to introduce the new household member tomorrow, though. 

[Pam]

@Audren:

How do you feel about removing "new" from the subject of this thread?

[Audren]

@Audren:

How do you feel about removing "new" from the subject of this thread?

Sounds good to me. "New" removed.

[MarianT]

A tall fence with only a single gate should keep your plants safe from horses and deer. For some reason, they seem to really like life fruit.
Reading this has been fun -- I'll return.

[Audren]

Welcome Notzo!

Crazy: Who's a good cat? Who's a good cat? *kissy sounds*
A: Crazy...
Biscuit: Shh! I'm getting kisses. Don't ruin it for me!



A: Olly, Artistic's spouse aged up.
Olliver: Okay, I'll go move him in. Guard the TV, Biscuit.
Biscuit: *growl*



A: What's up, Notzo?
Notzo: Hey, A. Why am I moving in with Olliver?
A: You're gonna be in a Dynasty now, Notzo. First, I'll give you a total makeover, because you always age up in that hair and I don't like it. Plus, Audren got some new Store Content that he wants to try out.



Notzo: This is degrading.



A: Then you'll be wed to the toddler you'll be changing diapers for. At least, you'll be changing her diaper when you're not sculpting away like a madman hooked on coffee for 2 weeks so you can sculpt Jules before she dies.
Notzo: Sounds... fun?

[SimBlip]

AW! He looks good in CAS! Curious to see how a Notzo will fare in this dynasty (no pun intented, of course)!

[gracieoscar]

I really love your writing style - fantastic, and very funny!
I hope Notzo's genetics work out well for you, although I don't think Crazy will mind if they don't.

[Audren]

Toddler Years Begone!

Crazy: *snore*
A: Wake up, Crazy! You did it! You reached the top of your career and achieved your LTW with one stone.
Crazy: I did? Yay. *snore*

(-I updated my Immortal Stats earlier today when Crazy knocked out most of his remaining requirements. Reaching the top of his career fulfilled his LTW, as stated above, and he used the LTH points to buy his last reward. His last BlackOp will be fulfilled the next time he goes to work. All he needs now are a couple more Best Friends and his Elder museum pieces)



A: Speaking of Collection Helper, I see you got into it.
Olliver: Yeah, we need to plant more seeds since that horse ate our Life Plant. 



(-It gives me an excuse to discourage strays and wildlife from my lot, though)



Artistic: Look, Ma! I'm walked through the block table!
Not: Where Bobo?
A: Sorry, Not. Bobo's on lockdown.



A: Too bad they keep escaping from their cage. Hopefully they'll stop teleporting when the triplets age up to children.



Jules: Oh! My back!
A: Don't worry, Jules. I'll get the hair dye out.



A: There you go, Jules. You look even better than you did as an Adult.
Jules: Thanks, A.
A: No problem. I can't have this Dynasty looking old and flabby, now can I? Now, I think the kids are aging up, too.



Not: What are all the sparkles?
A: You're finally growing up! I don't have to groan every time I load the game! Woo-hoo!


 
(-Not is definitely his father's son. He looks pretty good without hair)


 
Alsonot: Hey, sparkles! Am I a vampire?
A: Of course not! This is a Dynasty, we can't have vampires!


 
(-Alsonot is starting to look more like Jules now, though she certainly gets some traits from her grandparents. Don't see any Crazy, though.)



Artistic: What are-
A: Birthday sparkles.
Artistic: How'd you know what I'd say.
A: Your siblings already asked me.
Artistic: Oh.



(-Artistic also grew into Crazy's features. I had been worried she'd look odd, since she's basically a female Crazy and I didn't know how that'd look. Seems I was overthinking it, though.)