Olly!
A: You look happy, Jules.
Julienne: Just the thought of that awesome husband of mine makes me cheer.
A: Glad you're happy, then.
Crazy: Why am I here again?
A: To find a roommate with ambrosia skills.
Crazy: So, I'm looking for a god?
A: *sigh*
Olliver: Who are you?
Crazy: Immortal. Crazy Immortal.
A: What are you doing, Jules?
Jules: Breaking it off with my Romantic Interest, Bill.
A: Oh, good. I thought you were cheating on her husband after a day of marriage.
Jules: Like what I did with the house?
A: Yeah, you did a good job. Especially considering where we started.
Jules: I know what you mean. I lost my mansion and all my rich toys.
A: What's with the park bench and the carisole?
Jules: Crazy.
A: Got it.
Jules: Too bad Crazy isn't home. Where is he?
A: I don't know. Let me check.
A: Crazy! What are you doing?
Crazy: Sleeping.
A: In Jade Greenwood's
bed?
Crazy: I couldn't ask Olliver to move in with us, so I'm spending the night.
A: Olly! Why is your daughter in your bed?
Olliver: I don't really know. I never even noticed her.
A: Glad you're paying attention.
Crazy: So, Olliver, A. says you have gardening skill, and you can easily train into fishing. Wanna move in with me?
Olliver: Uh, sure. It's not like I have a wife or two daughters or anything.
Crazy: Look, I'm sorry. I'd move them in, too, but that silly creator Audren would delete us again.
A: What'tcha cooking, Crazy.
Crazy: Evil waffles.
A: You can't just add the word, 'evil' in front of everything and have it make any difference.
Crazy: Would it help if I did an evil laugh, too?
A: No.
Jules: Just 3 more levels, and I can paint my husband's beautiful face.
A: Then what?
Jules: Sculpting! That Audren fool didn't think it'd be possible get Crazy's Young Adult sculpture, and I'm gonna prove him wrong!
A: Good luck, then.
A: I don't suppose those are life fruit seeds, by any chance.
Olliver: No, just grapes and apples.
A: Cool, I can just use the apples and watermelons you grow instead of buying them.
Olliver: Why do you need apples and watermelons?
A: Reproduction.
Olliver:
A: You can fish, too?
Olliver: Yeah, ever since you twisted Simis and Jocasta into one person, I've been fishing by the river.
A: Cool. Gotta go find those fish spawners, then.
A: Like your makeover, Olly?
Olliver: Yeah. Very plaid.
A: What about you, Jules?
Jules: You bet! It's so fun, getting new clothes every time you get an expansion pack!
A: I wish I did.
