Cameraperson: What an.. interesting shirt, A.
A: What's wrong about it? It comes from a very famous designer named Ausette! See,
here's her site! Besides, it's not as bad as.. these.
Cameraperson: I don't understand why you're wearing them, A.
A: It was a gift! What was I gonna say, "Hey, thanks for the gift, but these flippers look like a zebra spray-painted itself with cotton candy?"
Cameraperson: Then you're a nicer person then I.
A: We were filming this to taunt the contestants, not criticize my clothing choices. Shall we get to the point of the clip?
Cameraperson: Oh, sure.
A: *ahem* There's a remarkable amount of silence coming from our usually outspoken contestants. Cat got your tongue, or did I truly confuzzle you with those rather simple puzzles?
Cameraperson: I don't think 'confuzzle' is a word, A.
A: It is now.
Cameraperson: You can't just make up words, you know.
A: Why not? My mommy says I can be whatever I want! *cry*
Cameraperson: Calm down, A. Want me to get your bear?
A: Yes, please. *sniffle*