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Offline Coocoo girl

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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2012, 01:28:11 AM »
Legacy founder:  Do I REALLY have to pee out here for all of the world to see?

Legacy Player:  Yes....It's not like there isn't a big blur when your peeing.
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2012, 09:13:28 PM »
Spouse of heir of my 2nd legacy: If we get married, why can't we live on my lot? You know, in an actual house?

Heir: Wait, you want us to have a child when we don't even have a house?

Spouse: Are you really going to make us woohoo in a bed outside, where anyone who passes by can see?
Me: Yes! It's not like they'll actually see you. You'll be under the covers.
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2012, 12:28:38 AM »
"I'd appreciate some walls around my bathroom. A toilet in the middle of the yard for every passer-by to see, it's just not sufficient! I will not stand for this!
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I do really have to pee though... ah well."  :-[
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2012, 07:47:04 AM »
Donato is more than likely to ask me: "Why on earth am I always cheating on my wife? I have NO Traits inspiring such behaviour, nor do I have any such Wishes, ever! If I could pick a wife myself, I'd have none at all! Don't you know I'm a Loner? I prefer socializing on my laptop, being a Genius and all. You only keep me happy with cheats and then you make me unhappy by making me cheat??? You are just like me but I am certainly nothing like you! Ok maybe a bit of a Slob, being your Simself and all..."
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2012, 08:23:48 AM »
"Please, let me sleep! I've been drinking coffee non-stop for 2 weeks making your silly sculptures! I want to go to bed!" (-My Dynasty spouse and prospective Dynasty spouse)

"Why am I going to this stereo? Don't you know it's dangerous to repair electronics in water? What are you thi- AH! *dead* (-A Sim I made to see what happens when Sims die)

"Why am I married to this guy? He's insane! He grooms himself like a cat!" (-Dynasty spouse again. They really put up with a lot)
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2012, 09:58:10 PM »
"Would it kill you to stop making our needs Static? I don't want to fish 24/7" (Chrisoford Steel)
"You just made me and my wife, so your favorite pairing on Young Justice will live on forever. Why did you do that?" (Wally West, husband of Artemis West.)
"Why did you name my kid Damian? Did you name him after Damian Wayne? Your a nerd- Awww Nooboo!" (Aggie the Haggie)
"Thank you for building me the castle that has a moat in it." (The Fox family)
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2012, 05:57:52 AM »
"I'll like anything you want me to like if you make me do it long enough to gain skill level 1 in it, that's no reason to make me do things I don't like YET!"

"Hey, I like this... I'm playing games at the stadium while the family (not mine, thankfully - too stereotypical) at home cleans and gardens... You DO care about me! Of course I'll help harvest once a fortnight, I'm a nice enough guy"
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2012, 09:52:37 AM »
I think mine might be inclined to say:  "Thank you for settling the longstanding debate on whether there is intelligent life in Dimension H.  You've just proved conclusively that there isn't."

Actually, my Sims are usually too nice to actually say something like that.  But I'm sure it doesn't stop them from thinking it.
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2012, 10:06:28 AM »
"It's your fault I'm late for work!  You made me stay up half the night making silly little toys!"

"What?  Of course I pay the maid to sit on the couch and eat leftovers, what else is he supposed to do?"
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2012, 10:09:56 AM »
"Running to and fro between my beautiful house and the beautiful beach over beautiful hills while miraculously not breaking a sweat IS work! Why can't I just register as self-employed? Not fair! I don't like getting tackled in games for money... Get a mod or I'll repeatedly wish to quit my lucrative career! I know you'll never ever delete me..."
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2012, 06:56:14 PM »
"No. More. Autumn. Salad. Ever."
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2012, 10:16:02 PM »
"You know, now that I have an entire wardrobe, bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, and living room in lime green, I don't think that's my favorite color anymore."
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2012, 02:58:26 AM »
Here are my top five.

"You know a LITTLE cheat every now and again wouldn't hurt."
"We've got the funds, they've got the traits- why not boarding school?"
"The kids have been begging me for a pet..."
"Maybe I like walking down the stairs and all the way outside to set my toddler down to give them a bottle or teach them to walk or talk!"

But the number one question is:

"WHY?!"
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2012, 10:27:05 AM »
"Why are all my pants scaly and green? And why do you like making me wear short shorts?" Damian Steel (Son of Chris Steel and Agnes Crumplebottom.) Yeah, I dress the kid up as Robin. He's named after one.
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Re: What Your Sims Would Say to You
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2012, 02:30:36 PM »
My child sims would probably ask me why they have to do their homework when they want to go play hopscotch!
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