What Your Sims Would Say to You

[Aqua01]

Ever wonder what your Sims would say to you if they could speak English? 

Some common ones I'd expect to hear:
*Why are you always over here, peeking into our lives?  Go live your own life! 
*Take out your own garbage!
*Why did you change my wardrobe?  I liked that shirt.
*Why, of course I'll put my baby on the ground.  There's no where else to put him!
*Ooo, how I love you, O Mighty Creator!
*I don't want to marry that guy.  He's icky.
*How come I can't run into the stove fire?  I'm cold!

What do you guys think?  Anything I haven't covered?     

[Coocoo girl]

I already have a thread kind of like this.  But right now, what I thin my current sim would say is the following  "Why the heck did you have me marry Gobias Koffi?! He messed up my genetics with his unibrow!"  Seriously, that's who I had her marry.  Little did I know he was one full age group older than her.  I also think that my sim would say  "Do you think that I WANT to spend my entire life sculpting?  Ever take into consideration about how I might want to know other people than my husband and my son?!"  Yeah, a lot of my sims get lonely.

[MoonsAreBlue]

"No, I do not want to stand here while everyone else comes over here for a picture!!"

[Aqua01]

You all are so right.  I've never tried a game with Gobias as the spouse, someone told me he was kinda handsome with a makeover.

[Ketalar]

"Why did you give me red skin and the neurotic trait?"

[Orange Iguana]

"I'm fine with being an architectural designer but can you at least try to make the house look good and not put everything in their front yard? Yeah, we still get great reviews but this isn't even fun."
"Hey, remember your dynasty? Did you forget about us? Triplets aren't THAT bad with that nooboo swing."

[amyrose]

'Why can't I play in the sprinklers all day?'
'Why aren't you letting me fulfill that wish?'
'Why did I spend the whole day in sleepwear?'
'Why am I pregnant again?' (I love the toddler/child stages!)
'Why am I marrying that person, they have awful traits?'
'Why does none of the furniture match?' (I have little patience and even less skill when it comes to decoration.)
'Why does the cat get more attention than me?'

I could go on for a while, but I think I will just leave it there...

[Kaye]

"Why am I living on an empty lot?"
"I don't want to get married!"
"I hate this job."
"Why can't I ever fulfill any wishes?" (some of my sims get very odd wishes)
"Why don't you go to another house and give me a break?!"

[Coocoo girl]

A few more I think my sim would say:
Why arn't you letting me talk to anyone other than my plants?

Please don't click that delete save file button!

Why did you sell the cake just as he aged up?  We were going to eat that!


Geesh, why are you making me eat the burnt food I made?

[TheTripWasInfraGreen]

When bad things happen, all I could expect them to say is "You meant for that to happen, didn't you?"

Cue yelling, slapping, fighting, harassment with canes, etc. afterwards.

[fansidoodle]

"Why do you treat me like your slave!?"
"I'm tired of gardening, it's hot."
"Why don't you buy me a toilet?"
"Why do I have to be a dynasty founder, couldn't you pick another sim?"
(TBBT Sheldon voice)"They're in my seat."(commence weird dance)
"Why can't I go to the hospital and deliver my baby?"

The list could go on. I like this thread

[Tealeaf]

" I've  made the lime pancakes and they look perfect.  I'm starving!  Ok, what should I do next?"

[ratchie]

What do you mean you've failed another decadynasty no don't put me in the Sim bin just play a normal game with me.

Or in the case of Judy Bunch.

Judy:Nobody ever wants me as a dynasty co founder I wonder why.
Voice:No idea Judy no idea at all.

Hopeful Dynasty Player:Hey do you wanna marry my founder.
Agnes:Get of my lawn,now.
Hopeful:Yeah but you have the nice car and everything.
Agnes:I might just give my car to Judy Bunch see if she turns into the most popular dynasty spouse.
Judy:Woot.
Hopeful player:I don't know about that one she does still look like Judy after all.
Judy:Awww

Somebody needs to stop me now,I could do this all day.

Rachel

[Coocoo girl]

Oh, I think I know some kind of like that, ok, here it goes...
 Legacy player:  You know, I'm thinking of having you be my legacy spouse.
Christopher Steel:  If you click that propose button I will give your legacy thin lips for 10 generations.
Legacy Player:  Ahhhhhhhh!

[smartburn]

So, why am I living on an empty lawn? It's not like I can't afford a house. Don't you think I should probably have a toilet and a shower? What about a bed, why can't I have a bed?? I'm tired! Heelllooo, I'm tiiiirreeed! *waves arms*

[a few simoleons/wishes later]

Okay, thanks for the toilet and this is a pretty sweet bed, but I dunno, wouldn't some walls be nice? I'm trying to make nice with this potential spouse you know...oh hey, someone wants to take my picture, awesome! *poses*

[a handful of simoleons later]

Erm, thanks for the walls, but it's rather dreary, how about a window or two? No? Hmm. Oh, hello there potential spouse, how YOU doin'? *cue hearts*

[several handfuls of simoleons later]

Hello there, new spouse here, I love being married and all but I don't understand why we didn't just move to my place, it has, um, windows and stuff. *sells car* Hey, hey, HEY, I didn't mean to sell that!! That was a limited edition Margaret Vaguester, you know! *simself squeals w/joy* Oh, noooo, she's not a gold digger is she? No? Well, okay I guess that's fine, I suppose...

[one brand new and improved vehicle later]

OHH!!! Now we get it!!! Sort of...wait, you want us to do what now?  But I'm really tired and we both really need to pee! *drives in new car to new home* Nevermind, copious amounts of skilling sounds like an awesome idea! Ahahaha, wooo-oooo!