Chapter 10: Three birthdays and a funeralLea had it all planned out so well. Sri would have a proper final birthday – a family meal out at the bistro, then home for cake and maybe a private celebration later, when the kids had gone to bed. You know what they say about mice and men… She should have remembered that the reason they hadn’t eaten out recently was that the food was much better at home.
The trouble started when they looked at the menu – what kind of a restaurant offers a choice of stu surprise or tofu dogs?
They couldn’t find a table for four and had to split up. So much for the family meal.
Then Sri wandered off in search of drinks instead of going home with everyone else and missed his cake. Instead, he aged up outside the bistro, surrounded by strangers.
So Becky blew out the candles instead and acquired the neat trait. Someone needs to clear up all those meals they’re cooking.
The next day, Lea got her wish to see her daughter graduate. Becky did well in her single week at high school – honor roll, valedictorian, prom queen and most popular.
She’d decided she wanted to be a five-star chef almost as soon as she started cooking and the previous evening’s debacle had made it clear that
someone needed to sort out the bistro, so she went straight over there in her cap and gown to join the staff.
The original plan for the day had been a joint birthday party for Chris and Becky but that clearly wasn’t going to happen now. In fact, Christopher ended up celebrating his birthday in the bathroom.
You can tell he went to ballet lessons
Her young husband aging up to elder had made Lea very much aware of her own mortality and she decided to put her affairs in order. She still had Clark Peddler’s old van – silly, when they could afford to buy better cars these days. So she returned her final stolen item.
Then she bought new cars for both of her children:
a Heartbreak Hot Rod for Chris
and a rather more sensible Wornado Triage for Becky.
Then she settled down with a clear conscience to making the most of whatever time she had left.
At the age of 93, her life came to an end.
She begged Grim to let her stay with her beloved
slide family but he was as unforgiving as usual.
RIP Lea Tinker-Cook, a fine founder.
Chapter 11