The Car Immortal Dynasty: PLEASE MOVE TO GRAVEYARD

[Beezy]

Prologue

The car sped off, taking the unintelligible shouting with it.

It was all up to me now.

I turned around, and bravely marched around the empty field.

"Bed, over here!" I said boldly as I pointed to the top left corner. A rusty old bed appeared.

A few pedestrians stopped and watched me.

"I want a kitchen over there!" I said, I tried to say it boldly, but my voice cracked and several people giggled.

I ignored them. "Shower, over there!" I bellowed. "I shall use it soon!"

I heard screams behind me, and the crowd vanished.

Eh, probably Charlie Sheen or someone had appeared. He was famous, right?

I stared at the items. An old kitchen, a leaking shower, and a moldy bed. But....It can still be Tempur-Pedic, I hope.

What? Who am I? While I'm Crash Car! Well, my real name is Oldsmobile Car. But for some reason, the ex-immortals started calling me "Crash" after I accidentally drove our car into the ocean while we were headed towards The Grind for Mom's elder birthday. Hey, that bridge was slippery! We managed to survive, thanks to Great-Great Grandpa Jeep's athletic skills. The car however, had seen better days. It sank. Great-Great-Great Grandma Volvo kept crying because she had had it for 200 years or something like that. I tried to point out to her that it was an old car anyway, but something told me not too. As you can tell, My family has always been a mystery to me.

But let me explain, why I am here; So like my family, is- or was, in something called an immortal dynasty. Sounds awesome right? This is how it works, a sim just shows up in some town, gets married, and completes a set of requirements. By the time they're old, they get served a steaming bowl of ambrosia, which makes them immortal. This goes on for 8 generations. I was 32 when it ended. But lets not talk about that. I have a immortal Dynasty to complete anyway!


 

[Beezy]

Table of Contents

Prologue

[Pam]

I have to say...  I love the names already!  Good luck with your Dynasty.

[Louise56]

This look totally awesome! I can't wait for more.

[Beezy]

Chapter 1: Off to a Bumpy Start

Ok, so in a immortal dynasty, I have to marry some rich girl....Maybe I can tell who to marry by looking at their houses!



Nope.



Nope.



Now we're talking! I strode over to the lovely house, and I couldn't believe my eyes!



Standing there, at the mailbox, was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen!

"I HATE YOU MORTGAGE!" She sang gracefully.

I couldn't miss this opportunity. I walked right up to her, kneeled, and asked:



"Will you marry me, pretty woman?"

"WHAT THE HECK?!" She cried. She must be so shocked that I had feelings for her too!

"I know, it's shocking. But I love you with all my heart!"

"Uhh....If I do, will you pay my mortgage?"

"Huh?" I didn't know what a mortgage was. Probably a health condition. "Yes, I will cure it!"

"Well...I guess it's yes. Want me to show you inside?"



"That will not be needed my dear, from this day, December 21, 2012, the day that the world ends, you shall live with me in my mansion!"

Her eyes sparkled. "What are you waiting for?" She said. "Let's get married now!"

"As you wish."





"By the way, what's your name?"

"Umm...Jasmine Noon. Yours?"

"Crash Car."

"No way, Jose!" The taxi driver snapped.

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"T-This....is your 'mansion'?"



"Is this some practical joke? I'm going to file a divorce, and head STRAIGHT home."

Just that moment, a meteor soared across the sky, and struck Jasmine's house dead-on. An explosion followed. THE MAYAN APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN!

"I.....Take that back." She sighed. "So your in a immortal dynasty?"

I nearly fainted. "How did you know?"

"Who else would by the biggest empty lot in town and get married after knowing their spouse for one day?"

"Well, this is our last day of existence." I corrected.

"Whatever. How are we going to fit into one bed?"

At that moment, the furniture disappeared. A small, lilac house took its place.




"See? It's not so bad." I said. "In fact, it looks better than your home-OW!"

Jasmine had accidentally stepped on my foot.

"It's so dark in here......" She shivered. "Wait, I have an idea!" She ran out the door.

While Jasmine was gone, I helped myself to some Eggo waffles that somehow appeared in the fridge.
A few hours later, I heard a car pull up in front of the driveway. I ran outside to see if it was Jasmine.



It was her, but she wasn't alone.

[RaiaDraconis]

I have come to the conclusion that, if I plan to read this dynasty story, I will need to refrain from drinking in the process.  So far it's downright hilarious!

[Louise56]

Lol! This was funny. What is he wearing in the last picture, I almost chocked on my tea!

[bubbles]

Great start Corey. The newly weds really wanted to get straight to it!

[Toni]

Why has this story been labeled with (Graveyard)?

[Beezy]

I'm pretty busy so I won't have enough time.

[Ricalynn]

I'd rather not move it to the graveyard if you feel like you could do an update once a month or something.  Otherwise, I'll move it per your request and if you ever want to bring it back to active status, you'd just have to contact a moderator.

[Beezy]

I deleted this save file a while ago, so can the mods please move this story to graveyard? Thank you.

[Trip]

At your request. It's an old thread anyways.

I'm moving this thread to the Graveyard. The author can revive it at any time by contacting a moderator.