It's good to be back. Now then, let's continue the dynasty.
Episode 13: Inventing a TournamentAt long last, the hard part of raising triplets has come to an end. Although it's blatantly obvious that Keith wants to be an inventor, seeing as how he's eccentric and all, what will the other two non-immortals do with their lives?
That's not important right now, with 75 sparring sessions under his belt, Terry is finally ready to enter the King of Sim Fu Tournament in China.
Terry: Yes, get me two tickets for the next flight to Shang Simla.
Bella: Is it for you and me?
Terry: Hang on *looks at Bella* Me and Keith, actually.
Bella: Why are you taking only Keith and how come I'm not going? Me and Justin had to raise the triplets by ourselves!
Terry: I was going to take all of them but Keith was the only one interested in going.
Bella: You better take me with you to China or else.
Terry: *switches back to his phone* Make that 3 tickets actually... uh-huh.... uh-huh... I see... *looks at Bella again* They only have enough room for two in coach, the only way you can come is if we pay for an upgrade to business class.
Bella: Then pay the extra money!
Terry: (For the love of...) *switches back to his phone* Yeah, we'll do that... uh-huh... okay, bye.
After a luxurious flight in the business class, the Hackers arrived in Shang Simla. The first thing they did was buy the west royal house so that they could have a vacation home. The second thing was...
Bella: Yes, I'd like to purchase a ticket for the next flight back to Sunset Valley.
Terry: Are you serious!? We haven't even been here an hour and you decide you want to go home?
Bella: Make that business class, please.
Terry: At least now I know where the triplets got their insanity from. I mean wow, just wow.
With Bella out of the picture, it's time for Terry to start the King of Sim Fu tournament while Keith gets to work on his supermax.
Jiang Lu: I'm going to knock that wig off of you.
Terry: Enough with the bald jokes!
Thankfully there's a circular pool installed in the front yard in case Keith catches himself on fire. No one should have to deal with a -200 moodlet.
Keith: This feels kind of good actually. I don't know what everyone complains about when it comes to fire.
Surprisingly, being a black belt with the Sim Fu King challenge completed doesn't always mean you'll win. In fact, this is the third time in a row Terry has lost to this woman.
Terry: Ow! Why must lesser skilled people be harder to predict?
Eventually, the final match came. It was between Terry Hacker and someone he never sparred with in the entire tournament. The Queen of Sim Fu, Maya Wang! As expected, she was relentless with her finely honed skills.
That's when Terry came up with an idea.
Terry: This is technically called the King of Sim Fu tournament, no where does it say Queen. According to the rules book, I am technically the king seeing as how my final opponent is a woman.
Maya Wang: You read this part here. It says contender must defeat all opponents, man or woman. I too smart for that.
Terry: (And I thought for sure she'd fall for it)
It was certainly worth a try but seeing as how Maya was too smart to fall for insane logic, Terry had to defeat her the hard way.
Terry: MY EYES ARE CLOSED! THAT MEANS I CAN'T MISS!
Maya Wong: Okay okay, you win.
Terry: Was there ever any doubt that I was the King of Sim Fu?
Maya Wong: Yes.
Now that Terry has finally supermaxed Martial Arts, all of the focus can go towards helping Keith supermax inventing. To do that, Terry can spend the rest of the vacation breaking space rock blocks hoping for a pink diamond.
Fifteen days of nonstop inventing later, Keith managed to finish the Master Inventor challenge and managed to get halfway towards completing Widget Wonder. Back at home, it's back to reality as Terry goes back to working at home while the kids do their homework.
Terry: Keith, how come you didn't want a multitab like your brothers? I would have gotten you one.
Keith: It's useless because I didn't build it! Would you like to buy a floor hygienator? Actually, that's the answer to this next question on my homework.
Terry: Forget I said anything.
Italicized = CompleteTerry's Immortality ProgressTraits: Disciplined, Athletic, Adventurous, Charismatic, Workaholic
Lifetime Wish: Seasoned TravelerCareer: Professional SportsSupermax: Martial ArtsReal Estate: Divisadero Budget Books, Stoney Falls (Level 3)Portraits: Toddler, Child, Teen, Young Adult, Adult
Unique Lifetime Rewards: Prepared Traveler, Moodlet Manager, Fireproof HomesteadUnique Opportunities: Ticket Counting, The Right Moves, Spiraling Out, Complete Victory
Best Friends: Jerry Wolff, Tyra Rosario, Johanna Grimes, Lourdes Gaines, Monika Morris, Marty KeatonKeith's Immortality ProgressTraits: Eccentric, Insane, Couch Potato
Lifetime Wish: Reniassance Sim [Inventing, Cooking, Gardening]
Career: Self-Employed Inventor
Supermax: Inventing
Real Estate:
Portraits: Toddler, Child
Unique Lifetime Rewards:
Unique Opportunities:
Best Friends: